Big Ass Spider Man Bed Cover Will Improve Your Sex Life

...with yourself!! Ha, that's right meat beater, there is no way you're going to be pulling any tail with this thing on your girly ass twin bed! How do I know? Let's just say your mom told me when she woke up on MINE!!! Oh SNAP! I'm sorry I didn't mean that. I was just thought you guys would thing I was cool because I used a "mom joke". Oh and at $229 there's no way I can afford that Incredibeds gem!