That headline comes from a DUI billboard that I see every weekend, but if you don't live in L.A. then you probably think I'm an asshole. Anyways, a sixty-four year old dude in Maine lost control of his 2002 Buick Regal and drove off the side of the road striking several trees and rocks. I don't know how you strike trees and rocks in a car, but that must be narc talk for "drove his drunk ass into shit it wasn't meant to be driven into." The man, who I will spare giving his name because who gives a shit unless you live in Maine, was coming home from a Halloween part in case you were wondering why all this happened. Personally I think this is funny on it's own especially when you check out the picture of a what a 2002 Buick Regal looks like below!

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