No one can really recall how it happened, but Monster & Wine find themselves recounting the time they spent working in porn shops. Monster, then gets sidetracked by a pumpkin spice cupcake which leads to a bit of a Little Debbie/Hostess battle discussion. Wine has a new tale regarding the Metal Man, a recurring character on the show and in her life. The two then discuss FIFA 16 and Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, with Monster recently obtaining the former and the latter just looking insane to our hosts. Then we have the return-of-fall-TV discussion with the duo trading off on shows they're excited about and shows they watched. Wacky News tops off this comedic sundae.