Well, what do you know? The Halloween episode of M&W just so happens to land on Halloween. It was meant to be. Monster kicks things off with his personal review for a new frozen-section pizza called, "Screaming Sicilian." Wine then goes into the fact that women soccer players aren't getting paid anywhere near what the men are getting, and how a certain Senator isn't doing the ladies any favors. After sighing over American Horror Story: Hotel, Monster goes down a list of recently watched films, and boy are there a lot of rants. Various fun facts about Halloween are sprinkled throughout the episode with a few wacky news tales to wrap things up.