If you'e been living under a rock, you may not be aware that the Olympics in Rio have begun and yes, M&W are quite excited about it. W more so than M, but nonetheless, it's time to pit nation against nation! After sharing their excitement, Monster mentions Instagram's new 'Story' feature in the most recent update to the app and then begins a rant about old people and how they shouldn't get a 'pass' on being a jerk just because they're old. Wine finds success in acquiring Suzy Q's. A quick review for Wendy's baconator fries. Daisy Ridley and Clint Eastwood stories wrap up this week's deeply satisfying episode!