WTF Cover: The Amazing Spider Man 700.5

Amazing Spider-Man 700.5 cover Well, let’s get the obvious out-of-the-way. How is MJ holding on to Peter? Are her thighs that strong? Is she using her female part as a suction device? A little lick and stick if you will.  With the way that she’s leaning back, you’d think she was riding a Sybian on its highest setting (I learned that was from Howard Stern show). Then there’s Peter’s leg, holy crap they look like sausages that are busting through the skin. Oh and put that fucking mask on! You’re Spider-Man for fucks sake!