Monster & Wine: Episode 78 - Big Purple Trans Am

That title serves as some clever wordplay and alludes to a fallen icon, which is the topic that kicks off this weeks episode. Wine is taking the loss of Prince significantly harder than Monster and explains what he meant to her and the world. This leads to talk of the word "celebrity," what it means in this day and age, whether or not this generation is cultivating any icons of its own and if social media has changed everything. Monster gives a movie review for...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 77 - Nerd Rage

Things kick off with Monster giving his review for "Straight Outta Compton" and then the genre of bio-pics in general is discussed. M also gives a quick update on his dental struggles and let's just say he's not out of the woods yet. We hear you Taylor Swift. A review for Wendy's new Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken sandwich takes place. Getting Japanese snacks delivered to your front door is now a thing. Wine ponders what's really behind those anime eyes and the duo discuss...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 76 - The Joy Of A Crock-Pot

Monster is back at it again. "It" referring to complaining and moaning about yet another trip to the dentist. Sadly, his struggles are not yet over, so the story will continue, and hopefully conclude, by next weeks episode. For now, buckle up for another tale of woe. M&W talk about the USWNT's thrashing of the Colombia team and Monster has some exciting news of his own in regards to...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 75 - The White Episode

No, this one isn't about race but it does have a lot to do with inequality in regards to pay for the USWNT. "The Team" are rightfully suing US Soccer for equal pay but the president of US Soccer refutes their claims. Women being paid less than men for the same job? The hell you say! Monster and Wine discuss, and if you like hearing Wine get heated, this segment is for you! Hamburger Helper's surprisingly good...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 74 - We Didn't Forget You

We now return you to your regularly scheduled podcast. Happy Easter everyone! The dynamic duo are back in action and just to show you how much they care, it's a longer-than-usual episode to please your thirsty ears. Wine fills us in on her parent's recent visit, as well as her run-in with Time Warner Cable, and how they consistently disappoint. The duo discuss the recent Germany v England international friendly match. The terrorist events that took place in Brussels...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 73 - News You Can Use

Our very own Wine played a gig last week, hittin' them skins, and lived through her sickness to tell the tale. She gives us a little behind-the-scenes action on what went down, what songs were performed and how kids shouldn't be forced to perform Green Day songs. Monster takes a moment to pay his respects to those affected by...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 72 - Under The Weather

Come hell or high water, and even in sickness, we're dedicated to bringing you a new episode. Wine isn't feel quite herself, and she describes how it seemed to have come out of nowhere. That being said, there are rants a plenty as the duo dissect the new USA soccer kit and needless to say, neither are pleased. Monster gives his review of the new 1975 album and they both give their thoughts on...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 71 - Basking In The Sun

The day you've all been waiting for is finally here. The end of the Wine Christmas present saga. It's been months of speculating and at one point, Monster had all but given up. However, you'll hear Wine open her belated Christmas present on-air. After the festivities fade, Monster goes into a very heated rant about...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 70 - A Lot From A Little

There is a lot of exciting soccer stuff going on these days and M&W are right there in the thick of it, recounting the matches that tickled their buttholes with a feather. Monster, always snacking (even though his body advises against it), has two new reviews for the people. First, the Quesalupa from Taco Bell, and the new Sweet & Sour Skittles...from any store that sells Skittles. Apparently (and obviously)...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 69 - $750 Pill Popper

Super Bowl 50 is discussed for a small amount. Wine was particularly impressed with Lady Gaga and Monster wasn't particularly impressed with anything, yet feels obligated to explain why. Things take a turn when modern-day-super villain, Martin Shkreli, and his flamboyant shenanigans become the topic. If you don't know who he is, you will after this show and we apologize in advance. Monster breaks down all of the...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 68 - Wet Turd On A Paper Towel

This is where M&W truly shine, with their backs against the wall and the pressure of entertaining you at the forefront of their minds. Realizing that this is indeed the weekend for Super Bowl 50, Monster rattles of a list of Super Bowl related fun facts.Wine, naturally, knows most of them, while Monster learned a lot. He also recaps his most recent trip to the dentist, with the root canal saga finally coming to a close. Wine has a dream involving...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 67 - Don't Drink The Water

Monster continues to prove he knows nothing about the NFL by bringing up Super Bowl 50 a week early. Wine gives her pick for the win and Monster is silent. A snowstorm is coming to Monster's hood and he opts to delay his final root canal dentist appointment because he can't be bothered getting caught in it. The situation in Flint, Michigan, regarding the poisonous water is discussed and boy is it infuriating. Wine recounts her trip to San Diego in which she watched...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 65 - Bright Lights, Big Toothache

Monster gets this party started by updating Wine, and you dear listeners, about his post-op, root canal recovery. It's not all flowers and unicorn farts, trust me. Wine spent some time in Vegas recently and recounts a tale of a bus ride, and more importantly, a questionable individual on said bus. There's a bit of an update on Wine's M.I.A. Christmas present, but...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 64 - New Year, Same Old You

Welcome to 2016 and a piping hot new episode of M&W! The duo discuss some of what went down during their holiday season, including gifts that were exchanged. Well, kinda. The cliffhanger from the fall finale gets discussed and the result might not be what you expected. Trust me, it's a whole ordeal. Monster gives his review of...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 63 - The Fall Finale

It's that time of year again, where we bid you all farewell with a pretty fantastic episode. (collars popped) You know M&W had to discuss the shootings that took place in San Bernardino and boy, if that doesn't put you in the holiday mood, what will? Things get musical as Wine gives her thoughts on Adele's new album, "25" and Monster gives his two cents on Coldplay's new album, "A Head Full of Dreams." M also gives his final thoughts on...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 62 - Gobble, Gobble!!

It's a couple of days after the fact, we know, but with Thanksgiving having come and gone, M&W recount their holiday experiences. Wine had an apple pie situation and Monster had an inclement weather situation. Colorado, Monster's home turf, had an incident taking place at an abortion clinic taking place on the aptly named Black Friday. The duo continue to ponder why...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 61 - $5 Dollar Foot Long

The M&W curse continues with another act of terrorism taking place at a luxury hotel in Mali. The duo discuss this, as well as the sentencing of now defamed former Subway spokesman, Jared "I like 'em young" Fogle. Monster talks about the review for the recently released, sure-to-be-mega-hit, "Star Wars: Battlefront" and whether or not he plans to get it. You probably know the answer. The topic of ...

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Monster & Wine: Episode 60 - Is It Doomsday Yet?

Even if you do in fact live under a rock, you surely heard about the tragic events that took place in Paris on 11/13/15, and of course M&W have to give their two cents. After the heavy, Wine shares her excitement over the Broadway musical, "Hamilton." History buffs rejoice! There's some MLS talk as Monster gets Rapids fever. Some discussion over fast food workers striking over pay. Monster reviews the limited edition...

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