Get Your Ass Stabbed In the Latest Assassin's Creed Unity Trailer

Dear fans sit back and watch as the latest trailer for AC:U reuses footage from the E3 trailer and kisses its own ass at the same time with praise from the big money video game websites. Then wait with bated breath for fans to complain about the stealth missions and the lack of compelling combat as they are overcome with all kinds of emotions. Shake your head at the fact that it's difficult to put women in video games when you're a AAA title from a top-tier company. All this and more in Ubisoft's  Assassin's Creed Unity.

Assassin's Creed Unity is the next-gen evolution of the blockbuster franchise powered by an all new engine. From the storming of the Bastille to the execution of King Louis XVI, experience Paris during the French Revolution as never before -- and help the people of France carve an entirely new destiny. Assassin's Creed Unity will be available on Xbox One, PlayStation® 4 and PC on October 28th.

I liked it when they were on the boat stabbing assholes. That was sweet!