The other headline I was kicking around was, "There is no God" since I'm sure we were all thinking it. This story is two fold! First, there is a My Little Pony: Equestria Girls movie out now in limited theaters about the ponies being turned into high school girls. If that's not just catering to your audience then I don't know what is. On top of that IDW is releasing dirty magazines comics tying into the movie. I wonder how many Cloppers will be admitted to the hospital for burns on their penis... you know, from all the masturbation that they'll be doing. I would go anywhere near a theater playing this movie because there are going to be a lot of people wearing trench coats and fedoras and they won't be Raphael just trying to take him mind off of things. Bonus round! There's a video after the jump and I'll probably have to turn off comments so don't get too attached to them.