Marvel Attempts To Be Witty With All-New All-Different Reveal (Not Really That Different)

I'm all for humor in comics, but these teasers are all pretty terrible. I mean not a single one of them was funny and most of them don't even seem to be taking their own story seriously. Granted I can't judge before reading, but if these are the very teasers that are supposed to make me want to read... well they failed. They failed brilliantly because reading any of these titles is now the furthest thing from what I want to do. I'm just going to slap them at the bottom of this for now, but I may write more about this later or at the very least expect a discussion on the CBMFP this weekend.