Nerd Apparel: Would You Wear This?

Hard to believe that there's already a huge fan base for the new Ultimate Spiderman, but that's never stopped Marvel from pumping out the merch. Case in point, here's a shirt that's exclusive to Midtown Comics that has the new costume design for Ult Spidey. The question becomes... would you wear that? Also why does everyone think that the he's gay? I hope that Marvel wouldn't just pluck three minorities and thrown them all at one character, but you never know. 1157028_ful

Source: Midtown Comics for $16.99