Because they're terrible! Justin Wood and I talked about this film and he nailed it when he said it was a sequel to Season of the Witch, minus Nick Cage. Watch the trailer below too, it's terrible! Why am I suddenly excited for this! Julianne MOORE! Why are you still acting! I bet we see her boobs again... just saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQt6lYJHIOA