This Goro Statue Will Remind You Who Wears Short-Shorts

Man, who knew that Goro had the body of an underwear model? No wonder he was picked to be the Netherrealm's champion. The statue stands at 24" tall and is set for a second quarter release in 2014. There was two versions of the statue with a ten-dollar difference, but the $460 dollar version sold out so you're left with the $450 version to purchase. You can check it out here, but I'm not really sure who would want this on their desk to stare at all day... or want to explain its presence on a book shelf when company came over. Although I'm thinking if you're dropping nearly $500 dollars on a Goro statue you probably don't really give a shit if people come over or not. PCS-Goro-Statue