By Dustin Cabeal

The theme is "Speed" this month for Loot Crate, and boy howdy does it suck. What's fast about the Arrow is what you might wonder. How relevant is Gone in 60 Seconds you'll also wonder? To put it plainly, this is one of the shittiest themes Loot Crate has done because most of it is dated as hell. Iron Man 2 anyone? That's right "2" not even "3", which was the worst of the three films, but "2"... as in "we're working on a cinematic universe still." Yeah, think about how fucking old that film is now considering how "shared" the universe is for Marvel's movies. Sigh... I gave most of this to my son. He liked it, but he also likes bottle caps and just enjoys being happy. That is the only joy I got from this month's box.