This Sailor Mars Statue Lends Itself To Puns Nicely

I fought the temptation people. I could have said any number of fire or smoke related puns, but I chose the high road... the high road is asking you to give me your best one in the comments. Don't be shy and the more terrible it is... the better! As for the statue itself it's from FiguartsZERO and retails for $89.99 (bonus points for including the price!) and will retail in March... which should extinguish the flames of your excitement! I couldn't resist.