Trailer Time: Jupiter Ascending aka Channing Tatum Has Elf Ears! Well I don't think I'll be seeing the "Creators of the Matrix's" next film. I love big budget sci-fi, but this looks like my twelve-year old self made it. Tatum in Elf years and blonde goatee sucks a lot, but not as much as Mila Kunis playing the damsel in distress. I counted at least two "falling save me" scenes.

Thanks to Justin Wood for the trailer tip.