Trailer Time: Original TV Spot For Revenge of the Jedi Man, you forget how bad all trailers were. I mean this fucking thing shows you practically every point in the movie. I bet some people's minds were blown when they saw Han un-frozen though! That would have sent me clamoring to the local cinema for sure!

"One ticket to Revenge of the Jedi please"

"You mean Return of the Jedi?"


"It's called "Return" now sir"

"Listen (checks gender of box office employee) madam, I just want to see Han Solo get out of the carbonite so whatever fucking movie that is"

That was all terrible sorry if you actually read any of it.