Let's Movie: Five Nights at Freddy's
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Let's Movie: Five Nights at Freddy's

139 - Welcome, welcome! We're finishing off the horror season with a PG-13 money making video game franchise horror movie. That's right, we clicked subscribe to the Pcock and watched ourselves the Blumhouse film adaptation of Five Nights at Freddy's. It's horror for kids!

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Let's Movie: Christine (1983)
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Let's Movie: Christine (1983)

Welcome, welcome! It's our Halloween episode! We're going with a horror classic from the mind of Stephen King and the direction of John Carpenter, it's Christine! That's right, the killer car movie. Buckle up and protect your dick from getting pinched!

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Review: Ice Cream Man #5
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Review: Ice Cream Man #5

By Hunter T. Patrick

Free falling. The most surprising thing about the series is how strong it began, and how it does the impossible and keep getting better and better. If you missed issues 1-4 do not worry, each issue is a stand-alone tale thus far. Typically, the plot is about madness caused by the mysterious titular character, the Ice Cream Man. This issue is no difference besides the fact that he is never shown in the way he usually is. His catchphrase “lickity-split” is what distinguishes him and this time it is said by various other characters. This is what happens when an entire business building becomes affected by Ice Cream Man. The issue goes from a man jumping off a 100-floor building and confessing his sins, counting down to the bottom, and it moves to the business building and the madness that ensure. This is Ice Cream Man at his most ferocious, or at least so far. 

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Review: The Brothers Dracul #2
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Review: The Brothers Dracul #2

By Noel Thorne

Oh my gaaawd, vampires are real – and they’re spelt without the “e”! What is it with this series and missing letters – first Dracula without the “a” now “vampir”? Does it make the comic… creepier? Or should that be… creepir?

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Review: Blackwood #1
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Review: Blackwood #1

By Dustin Cabeal

Listen… I’m all in on this crazy shit. I was basically all in when I read “Evan Dorkin,” but after the first several pages, I’m all in. I have no idea if this is a mini or continuing or one of those limbo series that will be picked up for more depending on the popularity, but comics like Blackwood have been missing in comics and more so missing from Dark Horse. I feel like Dark Horse at some point didn’t like their identity in comics and sought something different. Honestly, I don’t know what others think of them anymore, but horror themed comics of this quality are hard to find outside of Dark Horse.

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Review: Ice Cream Man #4
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Review: Ice Cream Man #4

By Hunter T. Patrick

Dark. Twisted. Delicious. The book where you can’t help but keep returning to try all its fun flavors. This issue does not feel like it has the standard horror as the other issues. Sure there is still some horror, but this issue has a different feel compared to the others and makes the issue all the stronger. The horror elements do not really come after this issue’s protagonist as it feels separate. This issue trades that in for heart and a new type of horror that haunts everything else: loss. No crazy monsters or anything this month in the traditional sense and it helps this strong series stays on top.

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“Bedtime Games” Is The New Kid of Horror Comics at Dark Horse
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“Bedtime Games” Is The New Kid of Horror Comics at Dark Horse

Press Release

Dark Horse is excited to announce the next installment in its storied horror comics line, Bedtime GamesBedtime Games is a four-issue miniseries from writer Nick Keller (Death Head), artist Conor Nolan (Jim Henson’s The Storyteller: Giants), colorist Kelly Fitzpatrick (Shade the Changing Girl), and letterer John J. Hill (Superman).

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Review: Regression #1
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Review: Regression #1

By Daniel Vlasaty

Things are not going so good for Adrian. On top of being a seemingly awkward dude, he’s plagued by what can only be described as waking nightmares. These are grotesque, horrifying hallucinations of bugs. So many freaking bugs. Crawling out of toilets and beer bottles and the eyes and mouths of all the people around him. Bugs filling the sky like some biblical shit. And he’s trying to keep it together, trying to hold it all back, but he’s not doing so good. And his friends are starting to notice that he’s not his usual self. But they’re thinking he’s a junkie, which would be so much easier. If it were just drugs he’d have an answer. He almost wishes he was a junkie. Because anything else would be better than what’s actually going on in his head, right?

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Unboxing: Loot Wear – October 2016
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Unboxing: Loot Wear – October 2016

By Dustin Cabeal

Yes, it is November, but I just got this. I'm assuming the underwear delayed the roll out. That's right, Loot Crate/Wear is making undies now! Hell, they even have a separate subscription to get just the underwear or just the socks! I recommend the socks. I'm wearing the underwear right now, and they're all right, but if you just need generic nerd underwear, you can get that at Target. These are dryfit... I guess that makes them better. That means there's no pee hole! The matching socks were for women by the way... make that shit unisex already dammit! They dropped the ball on the horror them and their weird choices in shirt styles. Who the fuck is going to wear that Alien shirt? No one, you'll look like an asshole in PJ's. I'm looking forward to next month because you know they're going to shit the bed on Christmas. 

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Unboxing: Loot Crate – October 2016
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Unboxing: Loot Crate – October 2016

I completely forgot about Halloween just before opening this "crate" and so I was a little surprised at first by the theme. I should have known, but there were other things on my mind. That said, this theme should have been awesome and instead took the crown for the worst Loot Crate I have ever gotten. You'll have to watch for yourself and see how they shit the bed while using some of horror's biggest brands.

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