Review: Justice League Dark #1

July 25, 2018

By Hunter T. Patrick

A dark, beautiful, way too verbose introduction. James Tynion IV, just coming out of his nearly 50 issue Detective Comics run returns, spinning out of No Justice, which he co-wrote with Snyder and Williamson. Justice League Dark directly spins out of No Justice, with magic failing. Wonder Woman is given a task by the League to create a magic based Justice League. She begins the task, and the issue revolves around the five members of the team, either present or future. Wonder Woman, Zatanna, Swamp Thing, Man-Bat, and Detective Chimp all have their own struggles and their team up is only beginning in this first issue. If fans are looking for a more magical, more horror-based Justice League team, they are in luck.

Review: Justice League Dark

February 8, 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

My Twitter profile picture should give you a general idea of my excitement for this film and for writing this review of it. The animated DC films as of late have been underwhelming. Part of me wants to say, “I’m glad they exist,” but then the other part of me has a hard justifying them when I don’t even want to show them to my child in the future.

Bruce Wayne Gets His "Three S's" On In The New Justice League Dark Clip

January 17, 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Uh... why are we watching Batman shave? How is this interesting? It didn't convince me to plop down my hard earned money for this film, that's for sure. Also, "Three S's" refers to shit, shower and shave! You probably learned more with that than the clip.

Hawkman Is Unimpressed With This New Justice League Dark Trailer

January 9, 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

What the fuck is wrong with Hawkman's eyes? Why does he have actual glowing bird eyes? Also the Hall of Justice is a shit idea made to sell toys and should never be used again. Unless you're going to sell toys of it Warner Brothers.

"I Have A Butler" Let's Watch The Justice League Dark Trailer

November 16, 2016

By Dustin Cabeal

Thanks to the success of The Killing Joke animated movie, DC/WB Animation has gone for another rated R animation, but this time it's using that weird fucking Justice League they created around the New 52. You know the one with Wonder Woman in the actually cool fucking costume, but sucked because she ate ice cream like an asshole.