Unboxing: Loot Wear - June 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Update: Apparently I got this a month late again. Fun. I hope that doesn't happen to paid subscribers.

Having received this last week I had the chance to use most of the items. The Spider-Man shirt was so thin and the weather so hot, that you could see my man-boob sweat constantly. That was a letdown. The Viewaskew universe stuff was pretty shitty. Both were smaller than usual and no I haven't gotten bigger, but they were labeled the correct size. Doubt I'll keep them. While I haven't used the towel yet, I did take the Spider-Man trinket and hang it on my bag. That's a win in my book. This was sadly the worst Loot Wear package I have received which has been indicative of all the Loot brand products lately. 

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Unboxing: Loot Wear - March 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Oh, hey I'm kinda on time for Loot Wear this month! Listen, this is the one to get, but they changed everything. I'm not even sure what will be showing up next month, but if you're going to do a Loot subscription, pick one of the wear options, or both if you've got mad fucking money. I'm wearing one of the shirts right now, it's alright... not great, but it's alright. Also, the first pair of socks I cover didn't fit. They didn't stretch enough to make it past my normal size ankle which was weird, they might have been for women, but now I'll never know since the bag is in the trash, always read the trash!

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Unboxing: Loot Wear - February 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

That's right, two in one day! Here's February's Loot Wear and yes I know it's March... see the part where I said I just got it and the January one on the same day. I didn't get the Power Rangers jogger pants, but I'm not an MMPR fan, so it's no love loss. I was curious about their comfort level, but oh well. Also, if you want to see the full reaction to this unboxing watch this week's Comic Bastards Podcast... it's explained on there.

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Unboxing: Loot Wear - January 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

Well, I finally fucking got it! I don't know what the hold up was, possibly the Dungeon and Dragons hoodie I didn't get, but hey... no wait that sounds great. Oh well, the rest is pretty baller too. I'm a huge fan of the Loot Wears so I'll take'em when I can. Check it out and check out this week's podcast to see an explanation of the weirdness of this one and why it's all rushed. Back to normal next time.

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Unboxing: Loot Wear - December 2016

By Dustin Cabeal

I have to say this is probably the best Loot Wear that I've gotten. Sure I'm not in love with all of the brands that they put in there, but as far as wearability goes, it's pretty damn good. The only thing that I would feel like a fraud wearing is the Mr. Robot stuff and I still don't see how that show is such a fashion powerhouse, but whatever. Also my fucking cat makes an audio appearance. Enjoy.

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Unboxing: Loot Wear – October 2016

By Dustin Cabeal

Yes, it is November, but I just got this. I'm assuming the underwear delayed the roll out. That's right, Loot Crate/Wear is making undies now! Hell, they even have a separate subscription to get just the underwear or just the socks! I recommend the socks. I'm wearing the underwear right now, and they're all right, but if you just need generic nerd underwear, you can get that at Target. These are dryfit... I guess that makes them better. That means there's no pee hole! The matching socks were for women by the way... make that shit unisex already dammit! They dropped the ball on the horror them and their weird choices in shirt styles. Who the fuck is going to wear that Alien shirt? No one, you'll look like an asshole in PJ's. I'm looking forward to next month because you know they're going to shit the bed on Christmas. 

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Unboxing: Loot Wear – September 2016

By Dustin Cabeal

Oh, Loot Wear. You are by far my favorite of the Loot Crates, but this month... you were just alright. The theme for Loot Wear is always the same as the regular Loot Crate so its "Speed" again. There's some okay things. A lot that I'm sure others will be excited about, but when, when are they going to give me some man size shorts? Also, they need to give Nintendo a month off from the boxes because I'm not that big of a fan of theirs. Do something with Tetris please or just any other video game company in the modern era. Alright, enjoy me freaking out over a shirt and not in a good way.

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Unboxing: Loot Wear – August 2016

Unboxing: Loot Crate Lvl Up - July 2016

Whooo! Thought we weren't going to get this one which would have been a damn shame! This month's Loot Crate was great, but as always the Lvl Up add-on is just way better. There's more stuff from RICK AND MORTY, VOLTRON, FUTURAMA and more! Thank you for watching and hopefully these are just boring messes of videos... though I am still figuring out which setting work best on my new phone.

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Unboxing: Loot Crate - June 2016

Welcome back to another ComicBastards.com Loot Crate unboxing video! This time we have June's Dystopian Future box along with the LvLUp addition. Finally the stars aligned and we were able to make just one video for you viewing pleasure. Watch before reading the rest or it won't make sense. I'll be straight up with you all, this month's box sucked. So did the LvLUp bag that I usually enjoy. There was one good pair of socks. The Star Trek ones turned out to be for women which is cool for them, but not for me and my big ass feet. The shirts were... not good. The Ghostbuster one sucked and is way too thick. The District 9 one is fine, but it really seems obscure like they were just looking for something and the Robocop one is cool, but I'm already getting annoying comments about it being from Loot Crate. Meaning I'm going to rarely wear it if ever.

Oh and the Matrix Puzzle... no one wanted that. Couldn't give it away unlike Loot Crate who did.

Here's some pictures as well.

Unboxing: Loot Crate LvlUp - April 2016

This video is very late... I'm sorry. I vacationed, and this arrived during that vacation. Then I made the awesome decision to record this while very jet-lagged, so if I sound half asleep, it's accurate. I'm a fan of the LvlUp that Loot Crate offers. The shirts were really nice, and the socks were... they were okay. The leggings were fantastic as I now have a prop for future videos... I won't be wearing them. If you have any questions or you want to join Loot Crate then hit the link below. There's an affiliate program in case you're wondering, but it was too much work to join so just mention us if they ask why you joined so we can continue giving you great videos like this one... or better videos! Like this one.

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Unboxing: Loot Crate/Loot Wear - March 2016

Hey! It's our first unboxing video so apologies in advance. There were also a few things I didn't notice until seeing them in the video like things bobbing out of the frame and the fact that the Captain America shirt actually says Iron Man when you flip it to the other side. There's also a lot of rough cuts because I didn't see much point in making this fancy. If we get another one from Loot Crate we'll work on the production, otherwise enjoy checking out this month's Versus theme. As a bonus here are some pictures of the goods in use... by me... which is a lame bonus I know because who wants to see some cool guy rocking out his cool guy's stuff, but you're going to!

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