Wonder Woman 84

071 - Remember when Kevin said no more superhero movies? Yeah, me either and that's why we're covering WB/DC/At&t's Wonder Woman 1984... a movie that wants you to desperately know that it takes place in the 80s as it uses ever dated and tired joke about the era. Who's the antagonist, you ask? Probably loneliness or maybe society for casting a bunch of misfits out into the cold, forcing them to wish for dumb shit. Now, let's all fall in love with Chris Pine for the next two hours and hold that torch for the rest of our lives.

Superman: Man of Tomorrow

056 - At some point if DC/WB is going to keep making movies and comics titled "Man of Tomorrow" they're going to need to remember that the phrase is implying an eye on the future rather than this hogwash that tows the line of old and new. It looks like an anime, but it views like an old person wrote the weekend they didn't have their kids and had binged too many Superman The Animated Series episodes in a row... oh and fucking Lobo is in it. Yeah they love Lobo, they don't do anything with him, but they fucking love that dude.

Synopsis:

Superman's origin, but he's dumb and doesn't know what a Krypton is so he just punches his problems away until the world's most over experienced janitor gets forbidden juiced spilled on him. Now Superman, must call himself Superman and remember that hurting people isn't the bumblefuck Kansas way.

Deathstroke - Knights and Dragons

051 - We're back with our second animated feature and it might be out last. At least from the WB direct to Bluray variety. We're talking about Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons, which may have been a TV show at one point, but is definitely an hour and a half movie. Deathstroke is a talented DM for the DC Universes D&D knockoff game K&D... nah, just kidding that would be a way better movie.

Synopsis:

Ten years ago, Slade Wilson-aka the super-assassin called Deathstroke-made a tragic mistake and his wife and son paid a terrible price. Now, a decade later, Wilson's family is threatened once again by the murderous Jackal and the terrorists of H.IV.E. Can Deathstroke atone for the sins of the past-or will his family pay the ultimate price?

Us Versus Movies: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

By Dustin Cabeal

Why the fuck did they add "Dawn of Justice" to that title? Don't they know that they're just making shit harder for us! That's right kids, the blockbuster event that someone has been waiting for has made it to Us Versus Movies! Did we love it? Did we hate it? Does anyone care? We address all of this and more so get your butt ready to be hurt!

Us Versus Movies: Justice League of America (1997)

By Dustin Cabeal

What? That's not a movie? ope that's the unaired Justice League of America TV pilot that CBS ordered way back in 1997! Yeah what the fuck were you doing back then? Not watching this I'll tell you that much. It's got all your favorites: Fire, Ice, a guy that's supposed to be Guy Gardner, fat Flash and nerdy ass Ray Palmer aka The Atom. Sit back and enjoy a trip down terrible lane as Kevin and Dustin review one of comic fandoms lost treasures Justice League of America (1997).

Us Versus Movies: Lego DC Comics Justice League vs Bizarro League

By Dustin Cabeal

We know you've been waiting for us to cover another animation... especially a Lego animation. No, this is not the sequel to the acclaimed Lego Movie that was out last year. Instead, it's just one of the many WB/DC Lego animation and this time it's all about the Justice League... it's a kid movie if you're expecting anything else from this description then you're already expecting too much from this film.

Justice League: Throne of Atlantis

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By Dustin Cabeal

011 - That's right ComicBastards.com's movie podcast, known as #Save It For The Podcast, has returned with the next WB animated film... Justice League: Throne of Atlantis. Not much else to say so let's sit back and give it a listen!