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Superman: Man of Tomorrow

056 - At some point if DC/WB is going to keep making movies and comics titled "Man of Tomorrow" they're going to need to remember that the phrase is implying an eye on the future rather than this hogwash that tows the line of old and new. It looks like an anime, but it views like an old person wrote the weekend they didn't have their kids and had binged too many Superman The Animated Series episodes in a row... oh and fucking Lobo is in it. Yeah they love Lobo, they don't do anything with him, but they fucking love that dude.

Synopsis:

Superman's origin, but he's dumb and doesn't know what a Krypton is so he just punches his problems away until the world's most over experienced janitor gets forbidden juiced spilled on him. Now Superman, must call himself Superman and remember that hurting people isn't the bumblefuck Kansas way.

056 - At some point if DC/WB is going to keep making movies and comics titled "Man of Tomorrow" they're going to need to remember that the phrase is implying an eye on the future rather than this hogwash that tows the line of old and new. It looks like an anime, but it views like an old person wrote the weekend they didn't have their kids and had binged too many Superman The Animated Series episodes in a row... oh and fucking Lobo is in it. Yeah they love Lobo, they don't do anything with him, but they fucking love that dude.

Synopsis:

Superman's origin, but he's dumb and doesn't know what a Krypton is so he just punches his problems away until the world's most over experienced janitor gets forbidden juiced spilled on him. Now Superman, must call himself Superman and remember that hurting people isn't the bumblefuck Kansas way.

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Us Versus Movies: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

By Dustin Cabeal

Why the fuck did they add "Dawn of Justice" to that title? Don't they know that they're just making shit harder for us! That's right kids, the blockbuster event that someone has been waiting for has made it to Us Versus Movies! Did we love it? Did we hate it? Does anyone care? We address all of this and more so get your butt ready to be hurt!

By Dustin Cabeal

Why the fuck did they add "Dawn of Justice" to that title? Don't they know that they're just making shit harder for us! That's right kids, the blockbuster event that someone has been waiting for has made it to Us Versus Movies! Did we love it? Did we hate it? Does anyone care? We address all of this and more so get your butt ready to be hurt!

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