Desperados

046 - Ready for Netflix's net raunchy rom-com? No you're not. We weren't either, but we sat through this film that's full of glimmers of potential and not much else. So have a meet cute with us on the latest episode of Us Versus Movies!

Synopsis:

A panicked young woman, with her reluctant friends in tow, rushes to Mexico to try and delete a ranting email she sent to her new boyfriend.

You Should Have Left

045 - You should have left, is an aptly named movie. If theaters were open I can only imagine that there would be thousands of people saying "We should have left and asked for a refund" after finishing this movie. Though, Blumhouse makes the monies so what the hell do I know? Anyway, Kevin and Dustin dig into You Should Have Left and definitely wish they had left this one for another podcast to cover.

Synopsis:

A former banker, his actress wife, and their spirited daughter book a vacation at an isolated modern home in the Welsh countryside where nothing is quite as it seems.

Rookie of the Year

044 - Okay, so you're probably not going to run out and watch 1993's Rookie of the Year based on this podcast, but hopefully you'll enjoy Dustin's trip down memory lane and Kevin's first exposure to this 90's kids movie.

Synopsis:

When an accident miraculously gives a boy an incredibly powerful pitching arm, he becomes a major league pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

Becky

043 - Becky with the good hair this is not, but if you like Doc Martens and blood-splatter, have we got the movie for you! Now, let's reconnect as a family during an eternal sunset and dissect this movie starring Lulu Wilson and Kevin James.

Synopsis:

Spunky and rebellious, Becky (Lulu Wilson) is brought to a weekend getaway at a lake house by her father Jeff (Joel McHale) in an effort to try to reconnect. The trip immediately takes a turn for the worse when a group of convicts on the run, led by the merciless Dominick (Kevin James), suddenly invade the lake house.

The Last Days of American Crime

042 - Everyone on the internet is asking the question, "Last Days of American Crime really that bad?" The answer to that question is easy... yes. I bet you thought you had to listen to an entire podcast to find out, no you'll have to listen to an entire podcast to find out why it's so bad. Please do that instead of watching the movie.

As a final response to terrorism and crime, the U.S. government plans to broadcast a signal making it impossible for anyone to knowingly commit unlawful acts. Graham Bricke (Edgar Ramírez), a career criminal who was never able to hit the big score, teams up with famous gangster progeny Kevin Cash (Michael C. Pitt), and black market hacker Shelby Dupree (Anna Brewster), to commit the heist of the century and the last crime in American history before the signal goes off.

The Wrong Missy

041 - It our turn to take a whack at a golf ball with a hockey stick on this episode of Us Versus Movies. That's right, we sat through Happy Madison's newest Netflix movie starring David Spade and the rest of Adam Sandler's friends and family. Let's travel back to the 90s, because the future is fucked!

Code 8

039 - We're not saying that this is low budget X-Men with criminals... we're definitely not saying that. You could say it for us and be absolutely right, but you'll have to listen to the episode to find out all the twists and turns to X-Criminals... eh, Code 8. A movie that has not one, but two Amells in it! Let's get our Amell on!

Gretel and Hansel

040 - We have a horror, thriller, fantasy for you today in the form of Gretel and Hansel. Yup, they flipped the fucking name so they would get lost in a sea of Jeremy Renner pictures, you know before he had his own failed social media platform. Anyway, we're excited to talk about Orion Pictures' latest movie!

Vivarium

038 - It's our first indie movie of the new season! Let's play house as one of us becomes Not The Momma and the other becomes Not Your Mother as we talk about Vivarium! A movie that shows if you're going to copy Twilight Zone, you should also copy its runtime. Now let's all scream until the milk level is just right on this episode of Let’s Movie.

Underwater

037 - Is it an Abyss knockoff? Alien under the sea... which is just the Abyss again? Or is it something else... something, ah fuck it, we dive into this steaming pile of shit that makes Waterworld look pretty damn affordable in comparison. This shit doesn't float, but we'll make damn sure you don't plop down any money for Disney/Fox's Underwear... water... whatever.

Sonic The Hedgehog

036 - Hey all, this time on Us Versus Movies we covering the sometimes controversial Sonic The Hedgehog movie! Sega and Paramount's near disastrous video game movie. Enjoy our usual banter, opinions and advice for movie making in general. 

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Over The Top

035 - The 80s were a magical time. A time when rich kids could do whatever the fuck they wanted and people would stare at a Trucker as if they were walking around with their balls hanging out or some shit. Over The Top is about a rich kid connecting with his trucker father... over arm wrestling and now we're going to arm wrestle this movie into a podcast and only one of us can win.

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Let's Movie: Mortal Kombat Legends - Scorpion's Revenge

034 - We're diving into the animated world of the WB with their latest release Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge. This film checks a lot of boxes as both Kevin and Dustin enjoy the Mortal Kombat game series and have a long history with the WB's animated films. Take a listen and see if this newly released R rated film is for you.

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Let's Movie: Bloodshot

On this episode of Us Versus Movies we take on 2020’s Bloodshot. That’s right, it’s the start of the shared Valiant Comics movie universe. How does this stack up to a normal Vin Disel movie? How does it stack up to a comic book movie/action flick? Well find as you join Dustin and Kevin as they breakdown the entire movie.

Us Versus Movies: Deadpool

By Dustin Cabeal

You didn't demand it. We didn't rush to watch it. But now it's here... Deadpool... Us Versus Movies style. Sigh, how much more do I need to write for this thing... Deadpool... breaking the fourth wall.. stuff and things... Marvel... words. Okay now listen to it.

Us Versus Movies: Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

By Dustin Cabeal

Why the fuck did they add "Dawn of Justice" to that title? Don't they know that they're just making shit harder for us! That's right kids, the blockbuster event that someone has been waiting for has made it to Us Versus Movies! Did we love it? Did we hate it? Does anyone care? We address all of this and more so get your butt ready to be hurt!

Us Versus Movies: Night of the Comet

By Dustin Cabeal

That's right the 1984 classic Night of the Comet is the next movie that Kevin and Dustin will face on our weekly podcast Us Versus Movies. If you've never seen the film then you're not alone as this was Dustin's first viewing of one of Kevin's favorite childhood films.

Us Versus Movies: Jem and the Holograms

By Dustin Cabeal

This time on Us Versus Movies Dustin, Kevin and Erin take on the live-action Jem and the Holograms! Can you feel the music? Sure you can... sure you can.

Us Versus Movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

By Dustin Cabeal

It's the podcast for the sequel you didn't ask for! Both myself and Kevin were pretty big fans of the original film so we took a chance on what became a Netflix exclusive (minus the budget support) and dived into a sequel that only brought back one character from the original cast and added Donnie Yen. Did it fly high in the bamboo this time around or fall into a waterfall? Also, Fuller House... its in there for some reason.

Us Versus Movies: Time Lapse

By Dustin Cabeal

If there's one subject that Kevin and Dustin like it's time travel related films. Time Lapse falls into this genre so sit back and find out what the duo thought of this 2014 film written by BP Cooper and Bradley King and directed by King.