CAMP MOTION PICTURES ACQUIRES HORROR-COMEDY KILLER RACK

Leading independent home entertainment label Camp Motion Pictures announces the acquisition of director Gregory Lamberson’s newest film, KILLER RACK, written by Paul McGinnis.  The agreement for world-wide distribution of the film in all formats and markets was inked during the 2015 Buffalo Dreams Fantastic Film Festival, and commences immediately after KILLER RACK concludes its film festival circuit. KILLER RACK will be the fourth film by Lamberson to hit home entertainment on one of the POP Cinema / Camp Motion Pictures labels, titles currently available include SLIME CITY, NAKED FEAR, UNDYING LOVE and 2014’s dark comedy DRY BONES.  Films produced by Gregory Lamberson currently available in the POP Cinema / Camp Motion Pictures library include SNOW SHARK and THE LEGEND OF SIX FINGERS.

About Camp Motion Pictures A leading independent home entertainment label, Camp Motion Pictures showcases vintage and contemporary films that embody the Do-It-Yourself aesthetic of the 1980s, with an emphasis on storytelling and practical FX.  Notable releases include CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU, SLIME CITY, DRY BONES, ANIMOSITY, VIDEO VIOLENCE and THE CASEBOOK OF EDDIE BREWER.  Films from the Camp Motion Pictures library can be found on iTunes, Hulu, Netflix, Vudu, Shudder, Amazon.com, Redbox and at retail outlets FYE, Suncoast, Hastings and Family Video. For additional information on Camp Motion Pictures

To submit a film to one of the POP Cinema / Camp Motion Pictures home entertainment labels or to license a film for international markets contact Paige Davis at Paige@POPcinema.com

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WB Animation Reveals -- LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash

It will take all the efforts of the Justice League – and a few of their super pals – to keep Brainiac from adding Earth to his miniaturized collection of planets in the all-new animated feature, LEGO® DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash. Produced by Warner Bros. Animation, DC Entertainment and the LEGO Group, the film will be distributed by Warner Bros. Home Entertainment on March 1, 2016 on Blu-rayTM Combo Pack, DVD and Digital HD. The Blu-rayTM and DVD releases will include an exclusive Cosmic Boy LEGO® figurine, while supplies last. LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash will be available on Blu-rayTM Combo Pack for $24.98 SRP and DVD for $19.98 SRP.  The Blu-rayTM Combo Pack includes a digital version of the movie on Digital HD with UltraViolet. Fans can also own LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash on Digital HD on February 9, via purchase from digital retailers.

The brilliant, hyper-obsessive-compulsive, super-computer Brainiac is combing the universe for new additions to his collection of worlds when he stumbles upon a ripe planet for his taking – Earth. But Brainiac quickly discovers Earth has a “firewall” – the Justice League. When Brainiac cleverly displaces several members of the Justice League to other time periods in Earth’s history, Batman, Flash and Cyborg must build and use the Cosmic Treadmill to race across time to retrieve their comrades – while members of the Legion of Super Heroes attempt to hold off Brainiac’s assault. Only time will tell in this battle for the fate of the Earth and the Justice League!

1000576627BRDFLTO_4ed5772cThe cast of LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash features some of the top voiceover artists in the industry voicing the core Justice League heroes: Troy Baker (Batman), Nolan North (Superman), Grey Griffin (Wonder Woman), Josh Keaton (Green Lantern), Khary Payton (Cyborg) and James Arnold Taylor (The Flash). Phil LaMarr (Futurama, Static Shock, Pulp Fiction) joins the LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes realm as the voice of Brainiac. The Legion of Super-Heroes also assists the Justice League efforts, spotlighting the voices of Jessica DiCicco (Supergirl), Kari Walhgren (Saturn Girl), Yuri Lowenthal (Cosmic Boy) and Andy Milder (Lightning Lad). Also along for the fun is Phil Morris, reprising his Justice League role as Vandal Savage, and Jason Spisak as Captain Fear.

LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash is directed by Rick Morales from a script by Jim Krieg. Sam Register, Jill Wilfert and Jason Cosler are executive producers. Benjamin Melniker & Michael Uslan are co-executive producers, and Brandon Vietti is supervising producer.

“Warner Bros. Home Entertainment is excited to release LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash,” said Mary Ellen Thomas, WBHE Vice President, Family & Animation Marketing. “Fans of the LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes franchise can expect an action-packed and hilarious film as the Justice League battles to thwart Brainiac’s villainous plans”.

LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes - Justice League: Cosmic Clash Special Features include:

  • Featurette - “The Justice League: Caught On Camera” - They may be the world’s greatest crime fighters, but Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Cyborg and Supergirl test Batman’s patience by flubbing their lines, missing their cues and basically stinking up the screen literally!

DIGITAL DISTRIBUTION ELEMENTS

LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash will be available for streaming and download to watch anywhere in high definition and standard definition on their favorite devices from select digital retailers including Amazon, CinemaNow, Flixster, iTunes, PlayStation, Vudu, Xbox and others. Starting February 9, LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes – Justice League: Cosmic Clash will also be available digitally on Video On Demand services from cable and satellite providers, and on select gaming consoles.

Review: Lucha Mexico

If you’re a wrestling fan, like a true wrestling fan, then you should be interested in Lucha Mexico. The film is a documentary about wrestling in Mexico, known Lucha Libre, which has become a familiar term these days. But what is the life like? How do the wrestlers live when they’re not in the ring? The film kind of answers those questions. To be quite honest it doesn’t dig into the behind the scenes as deeply as you’d probably like. No one takes off their masks to be open and honest in front of the camera and no one seems pressed to reveal anything that’s not just out there to find on the internet.

This is my only gripe with the film is that there doesn’t seem to be any pressure on the wrestlers to share. Some of them obviously can’t share that much with their masks on, but others seem to be very guarded about revealing too much. I imagine it’s a cultural thing or just not wanting the audience to see the real person outside of the ring since that ruins the magic. Whereas wrestling promotions in the States have all but ruined the allure of wrestling by humanizing their workers outside of the ring, Lucha keeps the magic by shielding their workers from the audience. It keeps it believable, but obviously posed an interesting problem for the filmmakers. Though I wish it got deeper, they did a lot with what they could get.

Even still, it’s interesting to watch. There’s a little bit of wrestling shown, but it’s the culture that’s captured that makes it interesting. To see how different and involved the fanbase is with the wrestlers.

Lucha Mexico Festival PosterThere is also a lot to learn about Lucha. For instance, different locations hold more prestige than other locations. You want to be wrestling in certain locations, but as we see the wrestlers will go anywhere. One wrestler that the film follows is Shocker. He really provides a lot of substance for the film. We see him at the top of his game until an injury sidelines him. From there we witness his decline. It’s never said, but by the end of the film he’s wrestling a small venue in a field. I don’t believe this is the end of the road for him, but it was definitely a visual journey that we followed him on, rather than again anyone saying it out loud.

If you watch any kind of wrestling, then you know that there’s good guys and bad guys. Call this what you will, but there is a term for it in Lucha. If you’re a good guy, then you’re on the Tecnicos side and if you’re a bad guy you’re on the Rudos side. Now from what I understood from the film this is actually decided by the person that trains you (more on that in a minute). They determine it by how you wrestling in the ring and it doesn’t seem like you get to switch. In other wrestling around the world, wrestlers switch back and forth all the time (unless you’re John Cena). I found that particularly interesting considering how hated the Rudos are, but that they were seemingly stuck in that position their entire career.

As for the training, much like wrestling in the States and Japan, to make it on the big stage is a big pay-day. A lot of people want to do it, but not many make it. They talk to some of the trainers and they break down how few people make it through the training and how intense and long the training is. It sounds like you need someone else to support you financially if you’re even going to try for this. I do wish there was more time spent on this, but it was an interesting inclusion.

The film also dove into three wrestling companies and the different wrestlers at each company and their subtle differences between them. One of the biggest is CMLL, Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre, which is where Shocker and others worked. They also followed Triple A aka AAA which has grown in popularity in the States. The last company they spent time with was Perros del Mal, which will bring me into my next segment of the film.

In a strange turn of events there are two wrestlers that the film was following that died during filming. This offered a rare insight into their lives before their deaths a little insight afterwards. One wrestler, Fabian el Gitano, committed suicide which is only hinted about during the interviews, to get the full facts I had to go to the internet. The other is a fairly recent and famous death of Perro Aguayo Jr. in his match against Rey Myesterio Jr. Not that one death is sadder than the other, but Perro Aguayo Jr. actually had a company that was on the rise. Growing in popularity and looking to overtake a lot of the competition. The company continues today, but it was a tragic loss to the business side of the industry for sure.

There was a lot of interesting little facts picked up in the film. The masks are talked about and there’s a lot of insight provided there. Overall it was interesting because of these cultural unknowns. I don’t think the film needed to be quite as long as it was, but it was well-edited to keep your interest through and through.

The film isn’t just for wrestling fans. I know I lead with that, but it really is an interesting film for anyone that’s been curious about wrestling and in particular Mexico’s Lucha. It really is a style and culture of its own and so I can see people having an interest in it for that reason as well.


Score: 4/5


Lucha Mexico Director/Filmed/Edited: Alex Hammond & Ian Markiewicz Run Time: 98 Min Website

Review: Santa’s Little Helper

When I look at the Hollywood thought process behind a Christmas movie, rarely is the theme of the season the actual motivator. Instead the goal is to be added to the list of classics that network television will air in syndication for years and years to come. Add the DVD sales of the new pressing each year and suddenly you see that making a Christmas movie is actually a gift that keeps on giving… to the studios… financially. To put it simply, if you get a hit Christmas movie, it’s steady flow of revenue for years and years to come. Santa’s Little Helper is the WWE’s attempt at entering into this market and they’re smart to try. What wrestling fans wouldn’t want a WWE film to watch with their family? It’s a decent attempt and it may even win a few homes, but it’s a far cry from a Christmas classic. If anything, it just shows that the WWE can actually do a PG movie.

The story is about Dax, played by The Miz. He has some kind of job with a bank… it’s really unclear. He starts off the film by telling a youth center that they’re screwed and that they’ll be bulldozing the center on the 15th of December. He goes to work and gets fired for being a jerk. No seriously, he’s good at his job but his competition says he’ll do both jobs and since no one likes him they fire him.

201511201701272055_420x600Santa, the real Santa that is, takes an interest in him and decides that he wants to give him the position of “Ho, Ho, Ho” aka “Santa’s Little Helper” aka the guy in charge of the magic and keeping things on schedule. Why? Well that’s asked several times in the movie, but never really answered because there’s a swerve at the end. Santa sends Billie, played by Annalynne, to test Dax and see if he has what it takes to be the Ho, Ho, Ho. He’s given really simple and kind of dumb tasks to do that wouldn’t really prove anything to anyone. Most of them involve not losing your temper which he doesn’t really succeed at.

Paige plays the rival elf Eleanor. She’s the daughter of the elf that had the Ho, Ho, Ho position before and she acts as a backup obstacle to the film when Dax makes it through his challenges.

One of the problems with the film is the budget. It was obviously low budget and as hard as it tried it never really felt like it was set during Christmas or even trying to deliver a Christmas message. The opening tells you it is, but then the rest just happens in what’s likely L.A…. or summer. We hardly see any snow and some of it is CG. Dax’s house has a lack of decorations which is explained by his backstory, but then the rest of the world does as well. There’s a trip to the old folk’s home and there are zero decorations. It looks like half of a set from something else. They’re also watching Total Diva’s in the middle of the day so I guess it was a repeat or something. The point is a Christmas movie should feel like Christmas and this one doesn’t. It tries to tell you it is, but seeing is believing.

The other big problem is the pacing. There’s a lot of just excess to every scene. There’s an entire subplot about the elf that runs the teleporter wearing other people’s clothes and they go to this joke twice. It was completely worthless and never once was it funny. Mostly because the actor came across as creepy rather than funny. Stalkers and killers wear other people’s clothes and pretend to be them… not elves. Whoever edited the film was clearly inexperienced and took what could have been a cute and forgivably dull film and made it long and boring.

The acting is actually decent. It’s not bad, it’s not great and clearly they were working with what they had. Santa is good, Billie is better. Annalynne actually cares the movie for the most part. She has cute moments, she has serious moments and while the movie doesn’t offer much of a range for her, it’s clear that she actually has one.

The Miz is actually pretty comfortable in the role. His turnaround from jerk to saint is way too quick which isn’t his fault since that’s the way the story goes, but at least he does well in both. If anything, he got a film to share with his kids and I’m sure that’s pretty cool for him. Sadly, I think if the story was better he could have done better. Paige is okay. She’s good at the snarky elf role. They make her lay it on way too thick and she ends up sounding like a broken record, but she’s good. They do un-empower her as quickly as the empower her in the story, but hey I’m not going to go all 2015 on a movie that’s only Christmas message is “don’t be a jerk.”

This film is really only going to appeal to two types of people: wrestling fans and people who really enjoy feel good films. It’s not enough of a Christmas movie to win over that audience more than once out of curiosity so I have a hard time saying it’s for them. It’s not a terrible movie, but it’s unfortunately not a very good one either. Again, the sad part is that it really was close to making its goal of being an instant classic, but the loose editing, the average direction and the dull script didn’t do it any favors.


Score: 2/5


Santa’s Little Helper Director: Gil Junger Writers: James Robert Johnston, Bennett Yellin Studios: Fox/WWE Films

Batman v. Superman Trailer 2: "I Thought She Was With You"

I'm not posting this to be first. You've already seen it. I'm not posting this so you can hear my thoughts, I'll save that for the podcast. I'm posting this so you can have a safe place to talk about it on the internet. Love it. Hate it. You can talk about it without someone else on the internet coming here and bashing your shit into the mud. Which would make muddy shit. Anyway, what were your thoughts on the trailer that took the internet by storm and basically revealed the plot to the film?

Review: The Gift

Written by guest contributor Cameron Gallagher

The Gift is one of those movies that I would refer to as an mis-marketed “Ego” movie. And by this I feel like this film came about by Joel Edgerton saying “Hey, I should write a movie where I’m a creepy guy, who is maybe good and bad and make it a plot twist…. yeah” So I’m not trying to hate on this film just yet, but the best way to summarize this film, is it felt forced.  This film was marketed as though it should be a “Stalker” film, but in the end became like propaganda.

The Gift is about a married couple, where the husband runs into a weird old friend, who basically ends up stalking them. This film was praised at the box office and other review sites, but I’m honestly not sure why. The Gift felt so forced in every way. Let’s start at the script.

the-giftThe script felt very forced in that it needed to be this “Psycho/Stalker” film with a plot twist, that in the end makes a bullying statement. It was very predictable. From the first moment the movie started and we introduce the main conflict, it was apparent that there was going to be a twist. But… the twist was honestly cliché. I knew it was coming the whole time and didn’t feel like there was any creativity in the plot behind what they were doing. It felt so much like Joel Edgerton was trying so hard to make a suspenseful stalker film with a plot twist and theme behind it all, but it was honestly boring, predictable, and seemed to try to highlight his acting, more than the plot.

The BIGGEST issue with this film is in its technicality. The is probably the worst edited film I have ever seen. Now although this seems like it would be a small issue, I found it amateur and obnoxious at times. I felt like half the cuts in this film were either too long or way to short. Now don’t get me wrong, I LOVE long shots, but this film seemed like it was trying to convey more emotion, just by holding a shot down. The same goes for cinematography. It was boring and felt sloppy at times. There even was an audio issue in one scene with Jason Bateman’s mic, which I assume was hidden in his clothing.

But, enough hate. Jason Bateman was awesome. Probably his best performance so far. He truly was convincing in his character, despite it being a weak written character. He truly did make this film for me. Not enough to outweigh the bad, but he definitely made it more interesting.

All in all, The Gift is a suspenseful film, that I feel falls flat on its face when it comes to creating an intriguing plot, and not seem like a Bullying Statement. I will give The Gift 2/5 just for Jason Bateman. Make sure to check it out for yourself and tell me what you thought!


Score: 2/5


The Gift Director: Joel Edgerton Writer: Joel Edgerton Studio: Blumhouse Productions and Blue-Tongue Films Runtime: 108 Minutes Release Date: 7/30/15

Review: The Hallow

Written by guest contributor Cameron Gallagher

Fantasy Horror is a failing genre recently that was in need of a true flagship film. The Hallow is the closest it has come so far. The Hallow is about a couple and their new born who move to a rural Ireland town, due to the husbands work with trees and nature. Some weird neighbors warn them of The Hallow, and things get out of hand as The Hallow comes for them.

This film did a lot of things right for me. It was incredibly suspenseful. There were scenes in this film that had my heart POUNDING, and when I mean scenes, I mean like 20 minutes! The actors and location really help push this feeling. They truly make you feel like there are stakes. The location is not only beautiful, but very antique and original, which I found really pleasing.

The Hallow PosterI love the concept of a Fantasy driven horror/suspense film. I love that The Hallow is a creature that lives in the woods and steals babies. It felt so fun, but I was a little disappointed at how they went about The Hallow.

One of the things that makes films like Jaws and The Babadook so scary, is the lack of knowing what is out there. You don’t actually SEE the “Villain” or “Creature” until you are fully ready for it.  Building suspense is all about what we don’t know and know. I felt like this film showed The Hallow WAY too fast in the film. Also the CGI of The Hallow was a little bit dated looking.

My biggest issue with this film is it happens SO FAST! This was a real disappointment to me, because the film really built a suspenseful story and interesting new feeling plot, but then rushed right through it. This entire movie happens within like 2 days, and the climax seems to stretch over an hour. It felt so unbalanced to me, that I couldn’t feel “Oh, this is important” or if it was just another action scene.

The Hallow is honestly a great film though, that is very creepy and will be sure to scare people. Just the lack of pacing of bad CGI creature seen to early keep this from amazing so I’ll give it a 3/5. Definitely something to watch. Go check it out and tell me what you thought of it!


Score: 3/5


The Hallow Director: Corin Hardy Writers: Corin Hardy and Felipe Marino Studio: Entertainment One Running Time: 97 Minutes Release Date: 1/25/15

Review: The Final Girls

Written by guest contributor Cameron Gallagher

Generally, when you mix genres like Horror and Comedy, you usually end up with something along the lines of The Wicker Man with Nicholas Cage…I’m kidding! But in all seriousness, it usually ends up either too funny or just plain ridiculous! After hearing about The Final Girls and seeing the trailer, I was a little worried, but the lineup seemed unstoppable. It seems like this film had a limited release, but I’m not sure why, because it was incredible!

The writing and acting what truly blew me away in this film! The story is about a girl who loses her mother in a car accident, but the twist is that her mother was the actress in the cult classic “Blood Bath”. After her friends convince her to see the movie in theaters for a convention, the theater burns down, and the main characters find themselves within the movie! One of the things that really blew me away with the writing and how they worked in the “rules” of the universe and how everything fell into place. One of the hardest parts of writing is avoiding clichés, but because of the movie being inside of a cliché horror film. They got to use those as building blocks, to make sure things made sense, but felt different.

finalgirlsposterFrom the moment this film started I was hooked! The story of the mother and daughter relationship is seriously heart wrenching. I have NEVER seen a movie where within the first 60 seconds I really felt the emotion and bond between the mother and daughter! It was so impactful, that later on in the film, when the issues come up that her mother dies in the film, that story becomes so serious, and truly sad at times! Of course this goes back to the amazing acting done by Taissa Farmiga and Malin Akerman. I honestly think that Taissa is one of the most underrated actresses out there right now! She really brought so much emotion and realism to this role, which is not easy when the film is a Comedy.

This film was HILARIOUS! I mean super funny. Clever writing and great performances really make this film so funny! That’s one of the things I loved about this move is it knew what it was. A Comedy. But never let go of dramatic character development and realism during its funny scenes! These characters we so genuine and funny, it really made watching the movie super fun!

From top to bottom this is an amazing Comedy, with great elements of suspense, but what really made this film for me was the story of the mother and daughter! Honestly some of the best acting and writing I’ve seen in a while! Oh yeah, and the ending is awesome too! Make sure to check it out and tell me what you think!


Score: 4/5


The Final Girls Director: Todd Strauss-Schulson Writer: M.A Fortin and Joshua John Miller Studio: Groundswell Productions Runtime: 92 Minutes Release Date: 10/9/15

Review: Trainwreck

Written by guest contributor Cameron Gallagher

So…This review is going to be kind of short. So after the insane amount of raving about this movie that I saw on social media and critic sites, I had to go see the film for myself! During the early scenes within this film I suddenly realized what I was about to watch… The “Amy Schumer Ramble Comedy “Show. I don’t like to hate on movies ever. Filmmaking is an amazing art that is very difficult. No matter how small or large the movie it takes massive amounts of work, and I commend ANYONE who does that. But, this film was horrible. I am in complete shock at the public and critics reviews of this movie. This film on Rotten Tomatoes is actually higher Trainwreck-posterthan Avengers: Age of Ultron, Pitch Perfect 2 (which I thought was hilarious) and even did better than Furious 7. Now I’m not saying these are Oscar winning films, but by the looks of Trainwreck you would think it would be one of these movies!

Trainwreck probably is one of the longest comedies I’ve ever seen. This movie is 100% Amy Schumer BANTER. One of the things I love about comedies is clever writing and witty jokes. This film is filled with “taking things so far until they become funny” but it’s failure is that none of it was funny. I was honestly very disappointed in Bill Hader’s performances as well.

One of my biggest issues with this film is in its morals. This movie is vulgar too. So many obnoxious, over the top, not sexual jokes, but honestly disgusting jokes. My wife and I could not believe people were laughing in the theater. Amy Schumer didn’t write this to be a through provoking film, or sentimental, this film was solely written for Amy Schumer to babble on until people think it’s “funny” and to market it that way. I was incredibly disappointed in the entire movie! This film definitely gets 1/5…But, don’t take my word for it, go watch it yourself and tell me what you thought!


Score: 1/5


Director: Judd Apatow Writer: Amy Schumer Studio: Universal Pictures/Apatow Productions RunTime: 124 Minutes

Review: Circle

Written by guest contributor Cameron Gallagher

Sometimes, every once in a while, we watch a movie, and after it is all over and done with, it stays with us. Circle is an incredibly thought-provoking movie that does just that. Circle is written and directed by Aaron Hann and Mario Miscione and tells the story of 50 strangers who awake to find themselves in a large circle, with no knowledge of what happened. After they begin to die and realize the pattern, the darkest thoughts of society will crutch the passengers in who “should” live and who to die.

Circle (2015)After finding this film on iTunes for a very low price I decided to check it out for myself. I love films that have ambiguity. Films that make us think for weeks on end after the last line in the credits, are films that have succeeded! This film did just that. It really explores the humanity and reality within our world. The way we act and think, even if we are afraid to say that. This film succeeds in every way at exposing our deepest and darkest thoughts about others. Who we feel is “worthy” and who we feel doesn't deserve life as it is. The film feels very political, because most of its contents are based around stereotypes, which for me is a little bit of a downfall. Although I think it's a great exploration of human emotion and fear, it just seemed way to much of a coincidence that every controversial human characteristic has a represent invite in this film, but for me it wasn't something that got in the way of the suspenseful story.

Let's talk technicality quick. Cinematography was incredible! Especially because the film has one location. Acting is spot on. Everyone from old people to the little girl are spectacular in making me feel as though these people were truly in this situation. Granted, at times it seemed a little relaxed, but it's a film.

My few issues were in some of the script and effects. Although the script was compelling and suspenseful, to me I felt as though I knew nothing, I knew too much. For instance, this isn't a spoiler, but the film is obviously about aliens who are making humans decide who lives and dies. To me that ruined some of the question and suspense of the film. I feel if the filmmakers hadn't revealed that, I would have been in much more suspense as to what is going on. Also, the effects were…well not so hot. Not a massive issue, but disappointing.

The true disappointment in this film, came with its ending. Without spoiling anything, after over 87 minutes of suspense as to what would be this outcome, with what seemed like an almost “judgement-day” sort of vibe, came an insanely meaningless ending. Not to say it wasn't a surprise and thrilling, but it felt boring and forced. I wish there was more of a twist and meaning.

With all that being said, it was an incredibly suspenseful and thrilling film that really had my heart pumping. I felt its forced politics and boring ending was the only thing that held it back from being a real smash.. It is definitely enjoyable and a must see film. I hope you enjoyed this review and make sure to check it out for yourself and tell me what you thought of the film.


Score: 3/5


Circle (2015) Writer/Directors: Aaron Hann, Mario Miscione Run Time: 87 minutes

The Complete Guide to 2016 Movies: Now Available on Amazon

After seeing the Avengers assemble for a second time, Ant-Man’s big screen debut and the triumphant return of the Jurassic Park franchise among many other memorable moments, 2015 quickly became an unforgettable year for many film fans. With this in mind it’s almost hard to believe that 2016 is shaping up to be an even bigger year, particularly for fans of comic-book movies who will find themselves with a wide selection of offerings including Deadpool, Captain America: Civil War, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice and X-Men: Apocalypse among others. On top of this there are a bunch of other genre offerings ranging from Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to Independence Day 2, as well as smaller films which perhaps aren’t grabbing the headlines but may well be worth your time nonetheless. With all these releases hitting theatres at an alarmingly fast rate it would be easy to feel overwhelmed with the choices available to you – if you’re thinking “if only there were some kind of guide which could help me to pick which films to go see” then you are in luck! (And if you weren’t thinking that please just go with me here). The Complete Guide to 2016 Movies: Volume 1 is the first book from David Craig, founder of The Entertainment Network – a website about films, comics and other cool things which has been running since 2011. Within its pages, you’ll find details on every single major studio release hitting theatres between January and June 2016 with commentary on which films are likely to be worth your time and which should be approached with caution. But that’s not all: The Complete Guide also offers fascinating insight into the production of some of next year’s biggest films, and their likelihood of box office success. The book is laid out in chronological order, meaning it can easily be your weekly source of information before heading out to see the latest release.

My goodness, this book must be mine!” I hear the world cry out at the top of their lungs. Fortunately, the book is readily available right now from Amazon in most parts of the world, with all the details and links listed below. Thanks for reading our pitch, and if you do pick up a copy be sure to let us know what you think on Twitter @_thenetwork or on our Facebook page.

The Complete Guide to 2016 Movies: Volume 1 Author: David Craig Format: Paperback Pagecount: 108 Price: £4.99 (GBP), €6.50 (EUR), $7.50 (USD)

Trailer Time: Lucha Mexico

If you haven't figured out that practically all of the writer's on the site are wrestling fans... then now you know that they are. Which is why Lucha Mexico caught my attention. The trailer looks good and I can't wait to check out the full film. More details below.

LUCHA MEXICO (Section: Jock Docs)

Directors: Ian Markiewicz & Alexandria Hammond (Better Than Something: Jay Reatard)

The ultimate look behind the mask, LUCHA MEXICO documents the joyous spectacle of Lucha Libre, which has thrilled fans in Mexico for generations. The film gives the audience the ultimate access to these legendary masked wrestlers, in the ring and beyond the lights of the stadium.

Born into the entertainment business, ‘El 1000% Guapo’ SHOCKER is one of the most successful Luchadores of the modern era. His life is consumed by a need to be in the ring. As tag team partner with extreme American strength competitor JON ‘STRONGMAN’ ANDERSEN, Shocker also becomes a guide to working in Mexico City. After long days of body building at Fabian’s Gym, owned and operated by their masked wrestler colleague FABIAN “EL GITANO,” these uniqueentertainers headline events around the country. Injuries and death eventually threaten to endthese thriving careers, forcing each performer to search for what truly matters in their lives.

A supporting cast of fan-favorites further reveal Lucha Libre from the inside, with BLUE DEMON JRdiscussing life behind a legendary mask, the tragic HIJO DEL PERRO AGUAYO pursuing violent creative change, and veterans like TONY SALAZAR and ARKANGEL teaching the new generation. These stars and more illuminate the physical and emotional challenges they face in the constant fight to stand between the ropes and thrill every last fan. With an unprecedented level of access to the top Lucha promotions and performers in the world, LUCHA MEXICO steps into the ring, pulls back the mask, and reveals a powerful look into the beating heart of Mexico.

Running Time: 105 Minutes/ Language: English, Spanish/ Country: USA

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Review: Black Coal, Thin Ice

Black Coal, Thin Ice is a strange murder mystery. It at times feels more complicated than it should and at its heart of hearts is a strange love story centered around a murder… or murders. The film opens with the discovery of a body part on a coal line. Other parts of the body turn up all over the providence. I should pause to mention that this first murder is taking place before forensics were common practice and it’s in China which doesn’t exactly rely on science to prove cases as much as it does confessions being beaten out of people. Our lead on the case and our main character, follows a hunch about two men that actually drove to all of the coal plants making them likely suspects. They go to arrest them and they try to flee, but are ultimately captured. Then, one of the best scenes of the movie happens and I won’t spoil it. Our lead on the case is injured and retires from the force.

Years later we pick up with him drunk on the side of the road. A stranger attempts to help our drunken main character, but he pushes them away and they steal his motorcycle that was left running. The rest of the movie he drives the motor scooter that was left in his bike’s place which was funny to me. By chance he spots his old partner on a stake out and it seems to have ties to the case that made our main dude retire. From there, our main character spends every moment trying to solve the case, but mostly because the woman at the center of everything is beautiful and caught his eye.

BlackCoal,ThinIce-DVD-2DThe mystery isn’t too hard to solve. It’s pretty straight forward and the movie always gives you the pieces to figure it out alongside the characters in the film. There’s a twist at the end of course, but again, you’re so close to story that you’ll figure it out with our crack shot detective. What was a bummer about the mystery was that all of the clues were very obvious as you watched everything unfold. Nothing is subtle or misleading, it’s a “just the facts” type of mystery which isn’t that interesting.

The other part of the story that was a disappointment was the ending. The movie gets to a natural ending and then continues to go… and go. Part of it was interesting because it showed how jacked up the criminal justice system is in China, but the majority of it was a huge head scratcher as to why we were watching it. The film was over. The mystery was solved… you don’t need to watch it after that.

The movie would have you believe that our leading lady is a strong character putting on a weak act, but in fact she’s a woman that is taken advantage of at every turn. She has no personality and barely talks and yet practically every man in the film tries to sleep with her… by force. It was disappointing since they built her up as some kind of mastermind and yet she was basically just a victim over and over and when the system should have taken pity on her it instead threw the book at her. It was the biggest missed opportunity of the film which was too bad since her character was at the center of the story and honestly felt more like a moving plot device than a character. The acting was okay. No one really stood out and it felt like a lot of first time people taking a stab at acting.

The look of the film was great. So great that it spends a lot of time showing beautiful shots of this and that and capturing the weather. There were some interesting camera shots, but a lot of it was point and shoot. It’s just that the location and settings elevated it so it wasn’t as noticeable. Overall though a good looking film.

Like any murder mystery its worth watching once. I wish the ending was stronger because it could have made up for a lot of the problems with the film. Sure our one and only female character would still have been a plot device, but at least the mystery could have been rewarding. It was worth a view, but I don’t know if you’ll get much more out of it afterwards.


Score: 3/5


Black Coal, Thin Ice Director: Diao Yinan Run Time: 110 Min Language: Mandarin Distributor: WellGoUSA Entertainment Release Date: 9/29/15 Format: Blu-Ray, DVD

DRAGON DYNASTY 5 Movie Collection on DVD Oct. 6 from Anchor Bay Entertainment

Anchor Bay Entertainment and The Weinstein Company are proud to announce the action packed martial arts home entertainment release of the Dragon Dynasty 5 Movie Collection. This classic set features four films from legendary martial arts superstar Jet Li and one film from icon Stephen Chow. In 2006, The Weinstein Company launched the Dragon Dynasty brand in order to showcase classic and contemporary Asian Cinema, particularly films in the action/martial arts genre. An immediate hit with fans and critics, Dragon Dynasty brought home the world’s greatest martial arts and Asian action films, featuring the groundbreaking work of international superstars and legendary filmmakers. Anchor Bay Entertainment is honoring this legacy with the Dragon Dynasty: 5 Movie Collection, arriving on 3-Disc DVD set and Digital HD bundle on October 6th. Dragon Dynasty 5The Dragon Dynasty 5 Movie Collection includes:

Born to Defense (1986) Directed by & Starring Jet Li (Rated R, 91 min.) Jet (Jet Li) is a WWII soldier returning after the war to find he must continue to fight against abusive Americans now taking advantage of citizens in his hometown.

The Defender (1994) Directed by Corey Yuen & Starring Jet Li (Rated R, 92 min.) Jet Li – the former bodyguard to the most powerful leader in China is hired to protect school teacher Christy Chung after having witnessed a brutal murder.

The Legend II (aka The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk II, 1993) Directed by Corey Yuen & Starring Jet Li (Rated R, 92 min.) Having failed a secret mission for the Red Flowers Society, an underground organization dedicated to the overthrow of the Manchu dynasty and restoration of the Ming Dynasty, Fong Sai Yuk must try to get his hands on a special document by wooing the governor’s daughter.

Once Upon a Time in China and America (1997) Directed by Sammo Hung Kam-Bo & Starring Jet Li (Not Rated, 99 min.) Wong Fei-Hung travels to the U.S. to visit a martial arts branch that one of his disciples has set up and ends up establishing himself as a respected kung fu master, helping gain recognition for Chinese martial arts in the West.

From Beijing with Love (1994) Directed by & Starring Stephen Chow. (Not Rated, 84 min.) A comedic send-up of Bond’s 007, Ling Ling-Chat is the unlikely pork butcher / superspy sent to Hong Kong to find a priceless stolen fossil. Assassins, spy gadgets, stunts and chases ensue.

Dragon Dynasty 5 Movie Collection will be available on DVD from Anchor Bay Entertainment for the suggested retail price of $19.98

To learn more about this film, please visit anchorbayentertainment.com.

THE TIMBER hits BD & DVD October 6th

Set against the harsh backdrop of the 1898 Yukon, Josh Peck (Danny Collins, The Wackness) and James Ransone (Sinister, Inside Man) star in the apocalyptic Western-thriller THE TIMBER, debuting on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD October 6 from Well Go USA Entertainment. In the Wild West, two brothers embark on a journey to collect a bounty in a desperate attempt to save their home: but what they find along the way is more than they bargained for. Directed by Anthony O’Brien (Perfect Sport), THE TIMBER also stars Elisa Lasowski (Eastern Promises), Mark Caven (Maleficent) and David Bailie (Pirates of the Caribbean franchise). Bonus materials on THE TIMBER include two featurettes exploring the creation of the “Gunfight” and “Nightmare” sequences, interviews with actors Josh Peck, Elisa Lasowski and Julian Glover, as well as commentary with Director Anthony O’Brien.

3D-Ocards-TheTimberSynopsis:

1898. Alaskan frontier. Two brothers, balanced on the knife’s edge between foreclosure and salvation, head deep into the wilderness in an attempt to execute a warrant in hopes of saving their home. Torn from their family, they face harsh elements, crazed men, and death at every corner in pursuit of the outlaw, a twisted man who has turned the Yukon Territory into his own personal hell. THE TIMBER captures the mania, starvation, swindles, hardships, and dangers that were part of the late 19th century’s historic rush for gold. This is a story of greed, betrayal, and redemption in a place where bloodshed was common and graves were carved in ice.

Bonus Features Include:

  • Audio Commentary with Director Anthony O’Brien
  • Behind the Scenes:

o   “Gunfight” Featurette

o   “Nightmare” Featurette

  • Interviews with Cast:

o   Josh Peck & Elisa Lasowski

o   Julian Glover

THE TIMBER has a runtime of approximately 80 minutes and is not rated.

For more information, please visit www.wellgousa.com.

Blu-ray DVD
Catalog #: WGU01642B Catalog #: WGU01641D
UPC Code: 812491016428 UPC Code: 812491016411
Pre-Order Date: 9/1/15 Pre-Order Date: 9/1/15
SLP: $29.98 SLP: $24.98

Z2 Comics Publisher Josh Frankel & Sridhar Reddy Launch Modern Prometheus Production Company

The publisher of Z2 Comics, Josh Frankel, and independent filmmaker Sridhar Reddy (7x6x2) announced today the formation of a new production company, Modern Prometheus. Frankel and Reddy will both serve as Co-Chairman and will be responsible for sourcing and developing comic book intellectual property and overseeing media finance, operations and production. Modern Prometheus will have a first look option for all Z2 Comics publications, including their recently announced line of creator owned comic books and their expanded graphic novel slate.

Modern Prometheus already has film and television projects in varying stages of production, including:

  • WelcometoShowsideA WELCOME TO SHOWSIDE animated pilot, based on the upcoming Z2 Comic book series by Ian McGinty, with an ensemble cast including iconic musician Henry Rollins. McGinty is serving as writer and showrunner and the pilot is slated for completion in the fourth quarter of this year. WELCOME TO SHOWSIDE features the adventures of Kit, a lovable kid with a monstrous secret: his dad is the Great Shadow King and he wants Kit to take over the family business of destroying the world. The first issue of the ongoing comic book series will be released by Z2 Comics in October 2015.

  • A live action adaptation of ONE TRICK RIP-OFF, the New York Times bestselling graphic novel from Eisner Award-winning writer/artist PAUL POPE (Batman: Year 100, THB, Heavy Liquid, 100%). Pope is Executive Producer on the film. The screenplay by Sridhar Reddy tells the story of young lovers Tubby and Vim who want to escape the mistakes they’ve made, the lives they’ve lived, and the city weighing them down. Their plan is simple: all they have to do is rip-off Tubby’s pals, the One Tricks - the toughest street gang in the city. If they pull it off, they’re set for life. If not, their lives won’t matter much anyway.

“Today’s announcement has been in the works for almost a year,” said Josh Frankel. “It’s the culmination of a lot of hard work but just the start of what we plan to do.”

“As a producer and independent filmmaker, my focus is on the creative process to ensure that the vision of the writers and artists translate to other platforms--from the first draft to the physical production of the final media product,” said Sridhar Reddy. “We’re incredibly blessed to launch Modern Prometheus by collaborating with two amazing creative voices, Paul Pope and Ian McGinty.”

“Z2 Comics is committed to publishing the very best writers and artists in the comic book industry,” said Frankel. “Modern Prometheus will work in tandem with those creators so that their singular visions are celebrated in the translation of their comics. When creators are actively involved in the media adaptation, the fidelity to the source material - and everything that makes it exciting and vibrant as a comic book - ends up on the screen.”

Review: Cross

Cross is an interesting film for many reasons, but ultimately falls short of its intended goal of surprising the audience with story twists. At least surprising them in a way that’s rewarding. Sadly, while reading the credits it became clear to me that there may have been some hiccups in the production of this film that ended up hurting the final product and making the story a mess. The movie starts off okay. Our main character Lee Leung played by Simon Yam takes a long journey to a police station and turns himself in for murder. He hands over evidence against himself and this kicks off the story. In his confession he tells his story… mostly. Its broken up in chunks, but the first chunk is that his wife killed herself rather than dying of Leukemia. This of course got him thinking about suicide and then after hanging around on a suicide message board he decides that god has sent him a message and that message is to kill those about to take their lives via suicide to save their souls.

Which is an interesting premise and even more so as Leung continues to tell how he killed people and more importantly how he picked them. But there’s an angle. There’s always an angle. The detective assigned to the case brings in a criminal psychologist who begins breaking down the events and getting into the Leung’s head. At the same time Leung is visited by a young lawyer who at one point tells him ahead of the police, that one of the women he killed was a sex worker and didn’t actually want to commit suicide though he helped her do so.

At this point we have an interesting story and it gets more interesting as the police, at the advice of the psychologist, bring in the owner of the suicide website and wouldn’t you know it… he has the same lawyer.

DVD-CROSSThere’s an interesting break at this point in the film. Our lawyer and webmaster are released and as they walk away they turn and look at the cop and psychologist in a very telling manner. It’s at this point that the movie shifts gears and destroys all the buildup we just watched. In reality it feels as if they had some footage for a script that wasn’t complete. Then they changed the direction/ending and couldn’t reshoot so they kept both halves. There’s even some indication in the credits as they very specifically state (2011) and (2012) for directors and writers.

Now in order to explain that previous statement I’m going to spoil the movie and I do this because it must be explained. It took me a bit to figure it out myself which is why I think something happened during the production that altered the course of this film.

The ending is this: Our main character has been manipulated, but rather than it being the lawyer like you think it’s going to be… well actually it is the lawyer. The problem is, when the film goes to reveal how the lawyer did it, which is the last half of the movie; they cast a third person for the same role. The character of Yip Wing Woo has a younger version, an ego version and a glasses version and there’s no reasoning for these two adult versions. Hell at one point they actually show “glasses” manipulating Leung behind a computer and then continue to show the rest of the manipulation from “ego’s” perspective. Whatever happened during production screwed this movie.

Aside from never doing anything visually to show these two versions that I suppose could be a Tyler Durden-esq plot device, is the fact that “ego” has a very distinguished mark on his face. You basically end the movie wondering who this third character is and how they fit into the story. Had they done more visually to show that they were supposed to be the same person then it may have worked, but instead they show them with the same mother and then not really. In fact, the mother didn’t make much sense either.

Aside from this weird casting problem that basically breaks the entire ending and twist of the movie, there’s the pacing of the film. Again, it’s really two halves of a movie and so the film hangs out in the strangest places. We spend a ton of time with the psychologist as he lives in Leung’s house and even manages to figure out how to use his equipment to make custom glasses. It’s obvious that a lot of time was put into the set, but we also see it used plenty later on. In the end it’s really hard to make sense of a lot of what’s happening which forces you to pay closer and closer attention. So close that when the ending hits you’ve paid too much attention and the movie no longer makes any sense.

The performances aren’t bad, the visuals were actually pretty good and had the story made more sense or been pieced together better this actually could have been an interesting film. As it stands though, it’s really hard to recommend it unless you just love Hong Kong cinema or that premise that’s very enticing, has worked its hooks into you. Hell, maybe knowing the ending will actually free you from paying attention so much so that you can enjoy the film. As for me, well I’ll always wonder why there was a slow-motion scene of a lawyer and webmaster walking down a long flight of stairs and pausing to look back at a detective and psychologist.


Score: 2/5


Cross Distributor: WellGoUSA Price: $24.98 Release Date: 6/23/15

Review: Police Story: Lockdown

It’s been two years since Police Story 2013 released in Hong Kong, but now it’s getting a state’s release and retitled Police Story: Lockdown. I’ll admit, having followed it’s 2013 release I kind of thought that this was newer. Makes me wonder what the fourth Police Story is because I don’t recall seeing it… maybe it did… was there a computer game killing people or something? I don’t know. Lockdown stands out from the other Police Story installments because it’s a very serious film. Clearly after playing a goof for so many years, star Jackie Chan, wanted something different from the role. Which is a shame because the other installments where fun. In fact, they still are some of the best action films of this current generation of action stars that have once again become popular or in Chan’s case, never ceased being popular. My personal favorite is Super Cop, because it was my first taste of the franchise. It was fun. It was entertaining and had incredible action while also having a story that was believable. Believable in the sense that it could happen in this world that they were presenting.

Lockdown on the other hand is gritty, dark and borderline depressing. It’s a very serious movie and takes on some decently heavy subject matter or at least subject matter that you wouldn’t typically associate with either A) the Police Story franchise or B) Jackie Chan. And it’s not that Chan can’t do a serious role, it’s that everything is extremely serious to the point that it stops being believable. That and Chan’s never allowed to be that dark.

And it could have been a very serious movie if the cinematography wasn’t actively ruining the fight scenes and if the editing wasn’t trying to confuse you about what film you were watching. I’ll explain the former first.

Police Story LockdownThere is a fight scene that happens just before the third act of the film. This fight is really the first and only time that Chan squares off with a fighter in the film. And they’re put in a cage. It’s Jackie Chan in a cage fight with a huge dude that we learned previously was involved in death matches… and clearly he lived because here he is. The fight starts off slow and then drags on for a while. The only interesting thing that happens is Chan’s head going through class and other objects in the cage and the film capturing this in slow motion.

But wait… no, that’s not interesting.

This is a Jackie Chan film.

Jackie Chan doesn’t need slow motion unless he’s going too fucking fast and we as the audience can’t see what just happened. We don’t need slow motion to impress us during a fight. In the end, the fight turns out to be boring and shot terribly. You’ll honestly think that Christopher Nolan filmed it because the camera is on top of the two men the entire time.

As for the editing… were to begin? The film has these moments in which we see Chan’s character thinking about the possibility of what could happen given a certain situation. That in and of itself isn’t bad, but the problem is, it stops being effective when the story also cuts away to different cases that Chan’s character has worked on. He’s trying to figure out who the villain is and what he wants from him. The problem is you can’t or rather shouldn’t have both devices because then you begin to wonder if the flashbacks are really just jumbled thoughts in Chan’s head and then you’re left wondering why you’re seeing either. In fact, you really only needed the flashbacks, but there’s a problem with them as well.

Before I get into the flashbacks I have to set the stage for the story. Chan’s daughter has asked for him to meet her at a club to introduce her new boyfriend which ends up being a trap. Now, Chan and the club goers (including his oblivious daughter) are being held hostage.

The movie intentionally traps itself in this one location, be it a rather large location. Then it’s as if the film makers realized that staying in this one location was pretty boring and wouldn’t provide much in terms of action and that eventually the tension would be lost on everyone. They basically tried to do The Raid and realized they hadn’t set up the story in a way that they could. Enter the flashbacks. None of these flashbacks serve a purpose other than showing that Chan’s character is a hell of a cop. And they could have been fun. But instead he’s serious Jackie Chan and so he’s got the same stern look on his face the entire time.

There is one point in the film that you should be able to figure out and call the rest of the film. I know I was able to and I was thankful that I did. If I hadn’t I don’t know if I would have cared about finishing the film. I basically stuck around to see if I was right and I was.

If you’re a Jackie Chan fan, then you’ll probably find some enjoyment with this film. There’s enough diehards out there that can suffer through anything he does and walk away smiling. But if you’re a hardcore Police Story fan… well I would probably avoid this one since it is the weakest one in the franchise and I say that as someone who doesn’t really remember seeing the fourth one. But if you love those first three then you’ll be highly disappointed by this new direction and maybe even wonder why they decided to call it “Police Story” to begin with.


Score: 3/5


Police Story: Lockdown Director: Ding Sheng Released by: WellGoUSA Format: Blu-Ray/DVD Price: $29.98/$24.98 Release Date: 8/11/15

1999 Cult Sensation Rock N' Roll Frankenstein Coming to DVD and Digital Nov 10, 2015

DVDTalk called it, “an instant exploitation classic.”  Filmthreat called it, “a classic piece of B-Movie Entertainment.”  The official selection of over 20 international film festivals and winner of Melbourne Underground Film Festival’s “Most Gratuitous Violence” Award, Brian O’Hara’s 1999 horror-comedy Rock n Roll Frankenstein is now available to home entertainment for the first time in its native 16x9 aspect ratio. Synopsis

After music agent Bernie Stein loses his last act, he decides the only way to a better life is through the grave…the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame graveyard, that is.  Together with a burned out roadie and a mad scientist, the motley crew set out to build the perfect Rock n Roll Superstar from the remains of dead rockers.  Assembling parts from Elvis, Hendrix, Sid Vicious and others, soon enough the monster is ALIVE!  But things go bad when Liberace's love tool mistakenly ends up in the mix. Equipped with the head of Elvis and the junk of Lee, a schizo relationship develops between the monster and his privates.

Hilarious, tasteless and chocked full of gratuitous violence, Rock n Roll Frankenstein is  a cult item for movie-goers in search of politically incorrect, mind-warping laughs.”—Fangoria

DVD and Digital Tech Specs Title: Rock N’ Roll Frankenstein SRP: $19.98 Directed by Brian O’Hara Starring Graig Guggenheim, Jayson Spence, Barry Feterman Run Time 88 mins Aspect Ratio: 16x9 Audio 2.0 DVD Extras include feature film audio commentary, Rock N’ Roll Frankenstein trailer, Rock N’ Roll Frankenstein Music Video, “Behind R n R Frankenstein” featurette, trailer vault Full Production Information at imdb.com

Call Girl of Cthulhu slithers to Blu-Ray, DVD and Digital September 15, 2015

From the makers of WNUF HALLOWEEN SPECIAL comes the goriest, most hilarious H.P. Lovecraft tribute to ever splatter the screen – CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU.  Directed and produced by Chris LaMartina and Jimmy George (WITCHES BREW, PRESIDENT’S DAY), CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU  hits home entertainment platformsSeptember 15, 2015, following a year of international film festival and theatrical screenings.  Praised by indie and genre press, CALL GIRL OF CTHULHU has been called "a frenetic dance of exploding heads, genital-mutating STDs, tentacles, zombie hookers, laughs, and love" (addictedtohorrormovies), "Laugh-out-loud funny and lose-your-lunch gross"  (nerdremix) and “an absolute must-see for fans of horror movies, comedies, splatter flicks, and H.P. Lovecraft."

Synopsis

Carter Wilcox (David Phillip Carollo) is a struggling artist who’s been saving his virginity for someone special. When he meets the enchanting escort Riley Whatley (Melissa O'Brien), he believes he’s found the one. Unfortunately, she’s also "someone special" to an ancient cult that believes she is the chosen bride of their alien god, Cthulhu. 

Forced to mate with their tentacled deity, Riley becomes a vessel for the spawn that will destroy mankind. 

Now, Carter and his noise musician roommate, Erica Zann (Nicolette Le Faye), must battle the sinister cult and unimaginable creatures to save Riley... and the rest of humanity. 

Will they save the world or surrender to the slimy grip of the Great Old Ones?