Episode 50: Buy A Lotto Ticket The Same Day

Episode Fifty of the CBMFP brings you some comic porn parody with Superman Vs. Spider-man XXX. Then it’s off to the topic of The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys and its upcoming comic. After that we go over a few things that you can expect at upcoming NYCC ‘12. Comic wise, we cove a little bit of Hit-Girl #3, Dead Man’s Party, Craftsman Bolt-On System Saves the Justice League #1 and Man of God. CBMFP turns fifty and it is GO!

Episode 49: More Beef On The Stick

If it's CBMFP time again then it means that we are going to steal an hour of your life! News: We talk about Mark Millar being brought on as a consultant for 20th Century Fox and their comic book movies. DC and Grant Morrison want "Multiversity" to be a thing. Not only does all of that happen-- we end up talking about the comics that we read!! Comics: Dustin had the chance to read JMS' Superman: Earth One Vol:2.Then he shares that awesomeness with us. As for everything else--  Dragon Age: Those Who Speak #2, Posers #1, Idolized #2, Deadhorse #5.

Episode 48: We Call It -- The Teddy

Hello everyone, this week on the CBMFP we break out the old tool box and fix the notorious Batman villain, The Scarecrow. Then we cover the Rucka drama and other topical comic book topics. Dustin shares his adventure with Prototype 2 and how comic and video game tie-ins are becoming more of a thing. Books that we cover are Borderlands #1, Justice League #12, #0, Deadman’s Run, Revival #3!! We are GO!

Episode 47: Get Organized

Hello everyone!! New week, new podcast. This time out we get derailed with a little bum/homeless conversation due to the fact we lived a massive bum encounter. But when it gets to comics, we talk about Marvel Now and the batch of new covers that were released. There was also a little bit of DC news too. Reading wise: Whore, The October Girl, Babel, The Rocketeer and Big Hitters. CBMFP is on and GO!

Episode 46: Two Knocks, Rub The Door, Slip A Twenty

This week’s hour of power has a little more chatter about some Marvel NOW news along with some added banter regarding that dream for a new Wonder Woman television show. There are talks of the French Heavy Metal show too. Somewhere in there I fuck up a kick-ass Contra joke and Dustin is attacked by nature. Books that had words in them go by the names of Black Kiss #2, Bloodshot #3, Crossed #12, Hawkeye #2, Hypernaturals #3 and Damsels #1. Lets see if CBMFP is truly GO!

Episode 45: If You Like To Come Sniffing Around

This week we cover our monthly round-up with its new title, Lucky Bastards and Stupid Bastards. Lucky would represent the things in the world of comics that we loved. An example of this segment is JMS’s Dr. Manhattan book from DC. On the Stupid side, we take a look at shit that is totally insane and basically uncalled for. A prime example of this is the WB closing down their Animation Line. So feel free to follow along on the site or just sit back and enjoy the ride. As for books we read—Star Wars: Darth Maul – Death Sentence #2 and Boom’s Higher Earth. It’s episode 45 people and CBMFP is GO!!

Episode 44: Making Babies... Maybe

Rob Liefeld makes the news so we talk about him--he created Deadpool don't cha' know... Justice League makes the news because Superman and Wonder Woman are sucking face on the cover. Add a Sliver Surfer rock opera and you have half of the podcast. The second half is contains the books we read! Great books like Scam, Spider-Men #4, Sumo, Satanic Hell and so much more!  CBMFP is GO!

Episode 43: Kiss, Kill, Marry - Comic Book Edition

So this week we are playing a game! Games are fun, especially when you get Kiss, Kill, Marry your favorite comic book characters!! Oh man this episode is such a hoot! So grab your friends and family and gather around the ol' MP3 playing device and listen to answers you'd never thought you'd hear. This could be the best podcast ever! Even if it's not-- CBMFP is GO! Oh yeah, we read some books too.

Episode 42: What Tears Your Turd Box

This is a very special week here at the CBMFP. We asked you, the beloved fans “What Tears Your Turd Box!” The best part is that you answered! We tackle super hot buttons subjects that piss you guys off. We try to shine our own very special light on the following topics like: The abuse of Kickstarter by comic companies like IDW and Top Cow. The debacle that and poor story telling that was The Amazing Spiderman movie. Then we talk about the wacky comic numbering system and so, so much more! So buckle in and snuggle up because CBMFP is GO!!

Episode 41: Everybody Wants To Rule The World

If you’re lost in the title of the episode, don’t worry… it’ll all make sense after you listen to it. This week we tackle some news that’s not very pressing but interesting including: The Scott Pilgrim Collector’s Edition dropping this week, then The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 DVD news and lastly the Marvel NOW creative teams and ridiculous teaser titles. From there we talk to Micah Kaneshiro the artist from the first few issues of Aspen Comics Broken Pieces. Be sure to check out Micah’s blog and look for his future projects coming up. We end the way we always do by taking about books we read. From Kevin’s side of things he talks about Idolized #1 which you can’t even read yet! Then a pretty lengthy discussion about Think Tank. From my end I cover Blade of the Immortal vol. 25 and then we both dive into Black Kiss 2 #1. CBMFP is GO!

Episode 40: You Can't Withstand The Speed Bro, The Speed of My Love

This week CBMFP is greeted by a ton of comic to television news that we cover lightly. Then we are joined by the talented Patrick Shand who is writing the new Zenescope title, Robyn Hood! He gives us the skinny as he shares a few sweet details! Comic wise we shoot the breeze about Batman: Earth One, Dark Blue, Bottom of the Ninth, Major Eazy and Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Oh and we ask the question, What Tears Your Turd Box?

Episode 39: You Don't Know What Cut Off Jeans Look Like?

This week your two favorite guys on the CBMFP tackle the Dark Knight topic. Then they try to brighten up the podcast by talking about Zenoscope’s Grim Fairy Tales animation. There are some Hellboy 3 and Rock Lobo rumors running a muck. After that we shift to some crazy Cyberforce news. Comic wise we talk about Night of 1,000 Wolves, Masters #2 – X-O Manowar #3, Harbinger #2, and so much more! CBMFP 39 is GO!

Episode 38: You Know There's Going To Be Action If You Got To Wear Goggles

This week we talk about the biggest shin dig of them all, the SDCC 2012! We go as fast as we can to cover as much as we can with the help of Comic Bastard contributor Neil! Comic wise we deal out ramblings from Image, Monkey Brain Comics, Marvel, Boom and everything in between, so sit back and listen as we give Neil zero chance to talk. CBMFP is GO!!

Episode 37: I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle

Wow, what a super awesome podcast we have for you-- the people we love! This week we have a very special guest! It's Info Zombie founder and Comic Bastard contributor Carl!  Not only that-- in this episode we chat about the new Marvel NOW and what it really means for you. Not really. Then we talk about a  few creator “shake ups”  in the DC world. Followed by us rambling about some books, because they got read. The titles include: October Girl, Vision Machine, Creepy#9, Spawn #221, and more!!

Episode 36: What Do You Mean Jeff Goldblum's Not In This

Another week another CBMFP! More movie news as Marvel green lights everything shitty and The Man with the Iron Fist from the Rza looks awesome. Comic wise, Star Trek and Doctor Who, Whispers, Masters of the Universe, BPRD, Hit-Girl, Resident Alien and more! Holy moly that’s a lot of comic talk!

Episode 35: Why'd You Have To Replace Cowabunga

Episode 35 already? Wow! This week Kevin continues his streak of original and exciting openings as we dive head first into everything Ninja Turtles related. We switch it up with some actual excitement about a comic book movie Dredd, even though we still don't like the poster. We also discuss the awesome new comic technology from DeepComix.  This week's books that we discuss include Bendis' Spider-Man opus Spider-Men, Kevin dives into Before Watchmen: The Comedian#1. Midway through our Godzilla #2 chat we tackle how to fix Godzilla in the comics and then Kevin sets the stage for Whisper #3 out next week and end with Blood Blockade Battlefront #2 from Dark Horse Comics.

Episode 34: It's Kind Of Stupid, It's Really Stupid

This week we start early (maybe a little too early) and dig in with some dreams and Wildcats talk. Then we add some DC zero issue excitement. Marvel hit us with the Phoenix Force Five (The Phoenix Five) news! Comic book wise we chat about Dancer #2, Alpha Girl #3, Man of God #2, Bad Medicine and The Massive #1. Be sure to check out Punch Tab on Comic Bastards! It’s a little something that makes your CB adventure a little more rewarding!

Episode 33: Ya Gotta Shoot’em In The Head

They're coming to get you, Barbara-- in this CBMFP Special. This episode is all about the undead and you will NOT survive. Enjoy!

Episode 32: God I Hate Northridge

We tread dangerous waters this week as we talk about the first Green Lantern's sexuality, along with Northstar's wedding and why he's such a dickhead. It's a lengthy conversation that covers the hot button subject along with a few other issues that plague comic book fans. The books we talk about this week are X-Men Noir, Siegfried and Something Animal from Dustin's pile and from Kevin we get Mass Effect Homeworlds and Call of Wonderland #1. So jump aboard and swab the poop deck, arrgh!

Episode 31: I Was Not Getting The Love I Needed

This week Dustin doesn’t know the difference between AMC and A&E. Then we pitch comic books for all of your television comic needs. After that we break out the tool box and give the old Hulk a fix (Comic Hulk not movie Hulk, everyone love movie Hulk.) Comic wise, Dustin reads a REAL book called Comic Con and the Business of Pop Culture. A comic called Afrika gets a little shine and so much more.