
Unboxing: Loot Crate - December 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
It's that time again. Loot Crate, just in time for Christmas! What's the theme you ask? Stuff related to movies releasing this holiday season! YAY! Once again, this was a disappointment. I mean, they're mostly disappointments, but fuck... this one is pretty bad. Not even one cool thing.

Unboxing: Loot Wear - November 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
I'm sure this is going to end up being a part 1 of 2, but for now, this is all that I was sent to unbox. It's happened before, but it was a shirt... this time its underwear from a show I don't watch and they might be the wrong size which is fun. Enjoy the rant!

Unboxing: Loot Anime – November 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Well, this month's Loot Anime box isn't too bad, just nothing that I give a damn about. I don't think I'm even keeping anything out if it, but I know one asshole and a brother that are getting the good stuff! Keep watching Bastards, more unboxing to come... because it's fun to do and complain about and apparently I'm 90 in nerddom years.

Unboxing: Loot Crate November 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
The theme this month is "Magical", but this box is anything but. There's some Doctor Strange merch, a shirt that could have been cool if you could actually tell what fucking movie it was from and one of the worst comic books of the year. That's right, the mystery has been solved, BOOM! got Big Trouble in Little China/Escape From New York #1 in the top spot on Diamond's list by getting it added to Loot Crate... oh you poor subscribers. Seriously, that is quite possibly the worst, if not close to the worst, comic I've read all year. Basically this month's box kinda sucked and felt pretty light on merch.

Unboxing: Loot Wear – October 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Yes, it is November, but I just got this. I'm assuming the underwear delayed the roll out. That's right, Loot Crate/Wear is making undies now! Hell, they even have a separate subscription to get just the underwear or just the socks! I recommend the socks. I'm wearing the underwear right now, and they're all right, but if you just need generic nerd underwear, you can get that at Target. These are dryfit... I guess that makes them better. That means there's no pee hole! The matching socks were for women by the way... make that shit unisex already dammit! They dropped the ball on the horror them and their weird choices in shirt styles. Who the fuck is going to wear that Alien shirt? No one, you'll look like an asshole in PJ's. I'm looking forward to next month because you know they're going to shit the bed on Christmas.

Unboxing: Loot Anime – October 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Happy Halloween you Loot watchers! I don't know what else to call you all, but I picture you all dressed like The Watcher starring at me secretly while I unbox these... boxes. This month's theme for Loot Anime is "Food." It's not bad, but it's not as good as last months. Also, no socks, no shirts, and still service. Oh well, I'm getting too many shitty shirts as it is. There is one item I was rather excited by, but then after opening it, I had a flashback of the Infinity Gauntlet oven mitt and so I won't really be using it. That'll make sense once you watch the video. Happy looting... god that was lame.

Unboxing: Loot Crate – October 2016
I completely forgot about Halloween just before opening this "crate" and so I was a little surprised at first by the theme. I should have known, but there were other things on my mind. That said, this theme should have been awesome and instead took the crown for the worst Loot Crate I have ever gotten. You'll have to watch for yourself and see how they shit the bed while using some of horror's biggest brands.

Unboxing: Loot Anime – September 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Got it on the last day! Still, counts right? First off, had a minor mess up in the middle of the video. Sorry, probably won't do it this way again because as you'll see, I didn't have the camera aimed where I fucking thought I did for about half the video. I will say, this is probably the best Loot Crate/Loot Anime I've gotten. If my brother wasn't a Bleach fan, I would have kept everything, but otherwise, I'm happy with what I got. I hope there's more like it in the future. Also, here's a picture of the watch since I didn't want to fuck with it while recording.

Unboxing: Loot Wear – September 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Oh, Loot Wear. You are by far my favorite of the Loot Crates, but this month... you were just alright. The theme for Loot Wear is always the same as the regular Loot Crate so its "Speed" again. There's some okay things. A lot that I'm sure others will be excited about, but when, when are they going to give me some man size shorts? Also, they need to give Nintendo a month off from the boxes because I'm not that big of a fan of theirs. Do something with Tetris please or just any other video game company in the modern era. Alright, enjoy me freaking out over a shirt and not in a good way.

Unboxing: Loot Crate – September 2016
The theme is "Speed" this month for Loot Crate, and boy howdy does it suck. What's fast about the Arrow is what you might wonder. How relevant is Gone in 60 Seconds you'll also wonder? To put it plainly, this is one of the shittiest themes Loot Crate has done because most of it is dated as hell. Iron Man 2 anyone? That's right "2" not even "3", which was the worst of the three films, but "2"... as in "we're working on a cinematic universe still." Yeah, think about how fucking old that film is now considering how "shared" the universe is for Marvel's movies. Sigh... I gave most of this to my son. He liked it, but he also likes bottle caps and just enjoys being happy. That is the only joy I got from this month's box.


Unboxing: Loot Anime - July 2016
By Dustin Cabeal
Just in the nick of time right! Well sit back as we unbox Anime Crate's goodies from July. The theme this month is "SQUADRON" and that means things like GATE, GUNDAM, ANTI-MAGIC ACADEMY and more!

Unboxing: Loot Crate Lvl Up - July 2016
Whooo! Thought we weren't going to get this one which would have been a damn shame! This month's Loot Crate was great, but as always the Lvl Up add-on is just way better. There's more stuff from RICK AND MORTY, VOLTRON, FUTURAMA and more! Thank you for watching and hopefully these are just boring messes of videos... though I am still figuring out which setting work best on my new phone.

Unboxing: Loot Crate LvLUp - May 2016
I totally meant to post this last week and didn't get a chance too... it's got some pretty cool stuff. Okay, just socks really. The shirts ended up being kind of meh, the LOTR's one, in particular, feels like a rag, but the socks... real good. Thanks for watching!

Unboxing: Loot Crate - May 2016
It's another unboxing video! I know... I'm posting a ton of these. As long as they keep sending them I'll keep filming them. This month I have to say that it's the first time I've liked everything in the box, minus the pin. The pin was disappointing, but I still put it on my bag. No pictures this time since I didn't have a chance, but I think I captured everything pretty damn well this go round. Thanks for watching! And if you're finally interested in Loot Crate (go here: https://www.lootcrate.com/) and no we don't get a kickback or anything like that.

Unboxing: Loot Crate LvlUp - April 2016
This video is very late... I'm sorry. I vacationed, and this arrived during that vacation. Then I made the awesome decision to record this while very jet-lagged, so if I sound half asleep, it's accurate. I'm a fan of the LvlUp that Loot Crate offers. The shirts were really nice, and the socks were... they were okay. The leggings were fantastic as I now have a prop for future videos... I won't be wearing them. If you have any questions or you want to join Loot Crate then hit the link below. There's an affiliate program in case you're wondering, but it was too much work to join so just mention us if they ask why you joined so we can continue giving you great videos like this one... or better videos! Like this one.
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