Liefeld Gets The Monies By Embracing Every Joke About Him and Creates A Character Called "The Pouch"

May 31, 2018

By Dustin Cabeal

I have said this numerous times on the now-defunct CBMFP; Rob Liefeld is one of the smartest men in comics. He's second only to Stan Lee in getting fucking paid. Why? Because as much as he's bagged on, the dude gets paid, embraces jokes about himself and turns it into paydays. I mean The Pouch is just fucking Cable... made of pouches... and we all know that fucking Liefeld can draw the shit out of some pouches. Shit, it might even help him draw feet if he just pretended they were pouches, to begin with. I am not encouraging anyone to buy this variant. I know you all will still, so it doesn't matter what I say and that's why Liefeld wins in the end, morbid curiosity and the illusion of value. I'm just here to say "Kudos" to Liefeld because I saw this shit and was like, "you've done it again." And if it didn't line Liefeld's pockets, I would actually get this just because of Michel Fiffe.

Bloodstrike Gets His Dick Back In The Back of Youngblood

July 13, 2017

Press Release

Image Comics is pleased to announce that the action-packed BLOODSTRIKE finale story by Rob Liefeld will be serialized in the backmatter of the forthcoming Rob Liefeld’s YOUNGBLOOD #4-6 written by Chad Bowers with art by Jim Towe. Issue #4 will hit stores this August.

Group Review: Youngblood #1

May 3, 2017

By The Comic Bastards

Welcome to a Comic Bastards group review! If this is your first, then allow me to remind you how this works. Each of the participating writers from Comic Bastards will give a score and their thoughts on the issue. This time it’s Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood #1, rebooted by Chad Bowers and Jim Towe.

Youngblood All Up In Your Wallet

February 23, 2017

By Dustin Cabeal

The art says "buy me," but the writer's credits say "pass." I'm not going to lie; I'll read this because more than likely Image will provide us with a copy to read. Gun to the head I wouldn't buy it, though, Liefeld's got enough cash, why give him more? Doesn't matter who's actually doing the work.

That Friday Night Thing

September 2, 2016

Perhaps your Friday isn't going according to plan. Maybe you've run into assholes in the real world or the digital world, and you find yourself looking for either an escape or just something good in the world. I don't know if I can offer you anything good in the world since I would have to get deeply personal, and I'm not going to do that. That would be weirdish. I can offer you the following hilarious photograph of one of the biggest names in comic books.

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That's right... there was a time, possibly recently, that Rob Liefeld woke up in his shorts and took a picture and drew on his iPad (the one with the broken screen most likely) and then posted it on the internet. Several things stood out to me about this pictures.

The wood molding in Rob's house is really nice.
So is his wood floor.
So is his kitchen.
But not his microwave.
He draws the same nose on everyone, his nose. Just look at it. He's illustrated that thing a hundred times.
He needs new shorts and possibly a shirt.
Definitely a shirt.
Rob Liefeld only illustrates what he can see in pictures. He doesn't illustrate feet because he doesn't take pictures of his feet. Which means no pictures of Rob Liefeld's feet exist.
One picture of Rob Liefeld's feet does exist.

More than likely I'm the only one amused by any of this, but it's Friday night. My night hasn't gone how I thought it would and for some reason searching the internet for a photo of Rob Liefeld's feet made my night. They do exist, even if they're dad shoes.