By Dustin Cabeal
Oh, hey I'm kinda on time for Loot Wear this month! Listen, this is the one to get, but they changed everything. I'm not even sure what will be showing up next month, but if you're going to do a Loot subscription, pick one of the wear options, or both if you've got mad fucking money. I'm wearing one of the shirts right now, it's alright... not great, but it's alright. Also, the first pair of socks I cover didn't fit. They didn't stretch enough to make it past my normal size ankle which was weird, they might have been for women, but now I'll never know since the bag is in the trash, always read the trash!
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Originally I was just going to point out the weird pants and make some Logan jokes and call it a day, but then I saw his weird Voldermort/every eyeless freak from a horror movie, face. Seriously, is Wolverine supposed to be the stuff of nightmares? $80 bucks for Nightmare Wolverine with his kissable lips of death.
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Well, it's March... so that means it's Loot Crate time. The theme is "primal, " and it pretty much sucks. There's usually like one good thing, but I couldn't find it in this batch. The shirt is just a shirt to me so... maybe next month. They can't all be winners and shit. Also if you thumbs down this, then you don't get my humor, and that's okay. Just know that I'll just keep making them longer out of spite.
Read MoreFind out why Marvel Comics’ Old Man Logan made our “Worst of 2016” list.
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First off, the only difference between the regular trailer and the red band trailer is one scene. The scene that's acting as the still image above. Claws through the head... now you're dead.
This trailer is okay. Clearly they're going for Old Man Logan without the rest of the Marvel Universe and staying in the confines of the licenses that Fox has.
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