086 - Is it a jelly donut or a chili dog? You help us decide as we argue about ridiculous things and color theory. Okay color theory isn't ridiculous, but you get it. Anyway... figure it out. Click or ticket... or something.
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Mortal Kombat (2021)
085 - FIGHT! Like we're about to fight the shit out of the new Mortal Kombat, because unlike the director and the writers, this ain't our first movie. Well hopefully you've already watched the new MK because we're going to spoil the crap out of the movie.
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The Chase
084 - Insert a 90s joke about... the 90s, here. We're going all the way back to 1994 for Charlie Sheen's The Chase. It's about a car chase, what the fuck could we possible say about this movie? Find out because we did, we fucking talked about it.
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Upgrade
083 - It's movie night here on Us Versus Movies and we're dipping back to 2018 for Upgrade. A movie that Kevin and Dustin completely ignored when it was released. Polish up on your MK finishers because it's going to get gory... or funny... possibly neither.
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Godzilla vs Kong
082 - Unlike this movie we're going to keep this short and sweet. Two monsters fight and it's pretty goddamn disappointing. Find out why by listening to the podcast, though you'll likely end up caring more about our ways to fix this movie than the movie itself. Spoilers from the jump too.
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Doors
081 - We're opening all the doors and letting the room air out after watching this Sci-Fi anthology about alien doors. The crazy part? They kind of look like walls, but act like doorways or walkways into who knows what!? It's like the movie didn't want us to know, so mysterious, like a new kid in a leather jacket or some shit, but then you catch him humming Pokémon in the bathroom while peeing. Anyway, you may have noticed that we're being pretty vague on the description of Doors... so yeah try to make it through with us.
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Come True
080 - Dream... it's missing a word... probably. On this episode of Let’s Movie we're breaking down Anthony Scott Bruns' Horror/Sci-fi flick Come True. Which is just a big ole love note to other Horror/Sci-fi movies of a particular era. Head on down to the Future Store and put this episode on a cassette so you blast it loud in the driveway while sitting in your mom's Oldsmobile.
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Boss Level
079 - We couldn't find enough of Frank Grillo's performance in Cosmic Sin so we're giving him a second chance, and a third and... You'll get that joke once you listen to us talk about Boss Level! A movie inspired by another movie, but also video games... but with a bit of disdain for them.
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Cosmic Sin
078 - We're back with another Thriller/ Action / Sci-Fi film which could be our forte, but definitely isn't the forte of the writer/director of Cosmic Sin. Do you enjoy Bruce Willis? Do you miss him acting and not just showing up to a film and thinking about possibly acting? Well do we have the thriller/action/sci-fi for you!
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Red Dot
077 - What would you do if you were in the supermarket and a red dot suddenly appeared on you? Well, that's not the question this movie asks, but wouldn't that be way more interesting? Nah, this one is about how relationships are hard, and sometimes stupid. Also, it's about how David is a big fucking idiot at times. We're talking about Netflix's RED DOT. RIP Boris, we hardly knew you.
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Willy's Wonderland
076 - Is that a new movie I spy? It is! Stop on by Willy's to get some grub, playing in a makeshift ball-pit and be sacrificed to some serial killers in the form of animatronic mascots! Unlike Nick Cage in this movie, we have a lot to say about this horror comedy.
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4x4
075 - This week on Us Versus Movies we're looking at a film from Argentina. It's a little bit of Phone Booth, a little bit anything else about being trapped in a room, grave or other. So click play and get trapped with us for a while as we talk about 4x4 a prison in a car wrapped in lots of social commentary!
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The Rhythm Section
074 - Some of you are probably asking, "What the hell is this movie?" And let me just tell you that is a feeling that doesn't leave you while watching the movie. At the start of 2020 when the future looked bright Paramount and the producers of James Bond attempted to launch a new franchise... about Stephanie, now hit play and we'll walk you through the rest of the journey.
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Tenet
073 - Tenet spelled backwards is Tenet, get it? What a long movie huh? What's with these name brand directors and their inability to produce a movie under two hours? By no means am I saying that you can skip the first forty-five minutes of this movie and be perfectly fine watching the rest of it, but the exposition dumps that act as the narrative will likely clue you into those missing minutes.
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things
072 - The podcast will go on! Fear not, this is just a clever title for Charlie Kaufman and Netflix's latest film called I'm Thing of Ending Things. No, no, not me... the movie. That's right, we're breaking up with you... or dying... we'll walk you through I'm Thinking of Ending Things and the mind-bending experience that it captures.
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Wonder Woman 84
071 - Remember when Kevin said no more superhero movies? Yeah me either and that's why we're covering WB/DC/At&t's Wonder Woman 1984... a movie that wants you to desperately know that it takes place in the 80s as it uses ever dated and tired joke about the era. Who's the antagonist you ask? Probably loneliness or maybe society for casting a bunch of misfits out into the cold, forcing them to wish for dumb shit. Now, let's all fall in love with Chris Pine for the next two hours and hold that torch for the rest of our lives.
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Strange Days
070 - Happy New Year! We have a new year episode for you and I'm sure others have talked about it before, but we're still going to walk you through Strange Days in the Us Versus Movie style. And now we're done with themes for a while. Get your squid and let's Blackjack ourselves with this episode of Us Versus Movies!
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Jack Frost (1979)
069 - Wrapping up our Jack Frost December is the OG Jack Frost TV movie from 1979! Jack wants to be a real boy and ensnare a woman to take care of him for the rest of his life! First he has to overthrow capitalism, get a horse, steal a bag of gold and dupe the town's beauty into marriage... and this is all told by a goddamn groundhog trying to sell us all on the importance of Groundhog's Day... pumpkins. It's short and sweet, have a great Holiday!
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
068 - Continuing our Jack Frost theme for the month we give you the delightful, the tremendous, the box office killer... The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. This movie sucks and everything before "killer" was a lie. How dedicated are Kevin and Dustin to getting Jacked this holiday season? Find out next week... when we get Jack Frosted once more. Hope you like X-Men references!
Synopsis:
Look at the poster... there's no movie god. Also its Jack Frost vs Santa, but Santa doesn't know it for 85% of the movie.
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Jack Frost (1997)
067 - We're getting Jacked this December! That's right, our theme for the month should be hopefully obvious now, what with this being our second Jack Frost movie in a row. Will there be another Jack Frost movie next week? Are there more Jack Frost movies or did the 90s kill off any chance of using the name? Find out next week!
Synopsis:
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed.
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