077 - What would you do if you were in the supermarket and a red dot suddenly appeared on you? Well, that's not the question this movie asks, but wouldn't that be way more interesting? Nah, this one is about how relationships are hard, and sometimes stupid. Also, it's about how David is a big fucking idiot at times. We're talking about Netflix's RED DOT. RIP Boris, we hardly knew you.
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things
072 - The podcast will go on! Fear not, this is just a clever title for Charlie Kaufman and Netflix's latest film called I'm Thing of Ending Things. No, no, not me... the movie. That's right, we're breaking up with you... or dying... we'll walk you through I'm Thinking of Ending Things and the mind-bending experience that it captures.
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The Devil All The Time
057 - When will we learn not to watch so much damn Netflix? The Devil All The Time is based off a book, which if you watch the movie, will be able to figure out by how bored you are. Not that books are boring, but movies based on books are. Are Kevin and Dustin up to the two hours and eighteen minute movie starring New Hollywood? You bet your Pepsi Cup we are!
Synopsis:
World War II is over... everyone is just regular sad and depressed now and men are pretty much shit... and Tom Holland attempts a third accent.
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Desperados
046 - Ready for Netflix's net raunchy rom-com? No you're not. We weren't either, but we sat through this film that's full of glimmers of potential and not much else. So have a meet cute with us on the latest episode of Us Versus Movies!
Synopsis:
A panicked young woman, with her reluctant friends in tow, rushes to Mexico to try and delete a ranting email she sent to her new boyfriend.
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The Last Days of American Crime
042 - Everyone on the internet is asking the question, "Last Days of American Crime really that bad?" The answer to that question is easy... yes. I bet you thought you had to listen to an entire podcast to find out, no you'll have to listen to an entire podcast to find out why it's so bad. Please do that instead of watching the movie.
As a final response to terrorism and crime, the U.S. government plans to broadcast a signal making it impossible for anyone to knowingly commit unlawful acts. Graham Bricke (Edgar Ramírez), a career criminal who was never able to hit the big score, teams up with famous gangster progeny Kevin Cash (Michael C. Pitt), and black market hacker Shelby Dupree (Anna Brewster), to commit the heist of the century and the last crime in American history before the signal goes off.
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The Wrong Missy
041 - It our turn to take a whack at a golf ball with a hockey stick on this episode of Us Versus Movies. That's right, we sat through Happy Madison's newest Netflix movie starring David Spade and the rest of Adam Sandler's friends and family. Let's travel back to the 90s, because the future is fucked!
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Code 8
039 - We're not saying that this is low budget X-Men with criminals... we're definitely not saying that. You could say it for us and be absolutely right, but you'll have to listen to the episode to find out all the twists and turns to X-Criminals... eh, Code 8. A movie that has not one, but two Amells in it! Let's get our Amell on!
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Us Versus Movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny
By Dustin Cabeal
It's the podcast for the sequel you didn't ask for! Both myself and Kevin were pretty big fans of the original film so we took a chance on what became a Netflix exclusive (minus the budget support) and dived into a sequel that only brought back one character from the original cast and added Donnie Yen. Did it fly high in the bamboo this time around or fall into a waterfall? Also, Fuller House... its in there for some reason.
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