086 - Is it a jelly donut or a chili dog? You help us decide as we argue about ridiculous things and color theory. Okay color theory isn't ridiculous, but you get it. Anyway... figure it out. Click or ticket... or something.
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The Chase
084 - Insert a 90s joke about... the 90s, here. We're going all the way back to 1994 for Charlie Sheen's The Chase. It's about a car chase, what the fuck could we possible say about this movie? Find out because we did, we fucking talked about it.
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Upgrade
083 - It's movie night here on Us Versus Movies and we're dipping back to 2018 for Upgrade. A movie that Kevin and Dustin completely ignored when it was released. Polish up on your MK finishers because it's going to get gory... or funny... possibly neither.
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Godzilla vs Kong
082 - Unlike this movie we're going to keep this short and sweet. Two monsters fight and it's pretty goddamn disappointing. Find out why by listening to the podcast, though you'll likely end up caring more about our ways to fix this movie than the movie itself. Spoilers from the jump too.
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Doors
081 - We're opening all the doors and letting the room air out after watching this Sci-Fi anthology about alien doors. The crazy part? They kind of look like walls, but act like doorways or walkways into who knows what!? It's like the movie didn't want us to know, so mysterious, like a new kid in a leather jacket or some shit, but then you catch him humming Pokémon in the bathroom while peeing. Anyway, you may have noticed that we're being pretty vague on the description of Doors... so yeah try to make it through with us.
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Come True
080 - Dream... it's missing a word... probably. On this episode of Let’s Movie we're breaking down Anthony Scott Bruns' Horror/Sci-fi flick Come True. Which is just a big ole love note to other Horror/Sci-fi movies of a particular era. Head on down to the Future Store and put this episode on a cassette so you blast it loud in the driveway while sitting in your mom's Oldsmobile.
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Boss Level
079 - We couldn't find enough of Frank Grillo's performance in Cosmic Sin so we're giving him a second chance, and a third and... You'll get that joke once you listen to us talk about Boss Level! A movie inspired by another movie, but also video games... but with a bit of disdain for them.
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Red Dot
077 - What would you do if you were in the supermarket and a red dot suddenly appeared on you? Well, that's not the question this movie asks, but wouldn't that be way more interesting? Nah, this one is about how relationships are hard, and sometimes stupid. Also, it's about how David is a big fucking idiot at times. We're talking about Netflix's RED DOT. RIP Boris, we hardly knew you.
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Wonder Woman 84
071 - Remember when Kevin said no more superhero movies? Yeah me either and that's why we're covering WB/DC/At&t's Wonder Woman 1984... a movie that wants you to desperately know that it takes place in the 80s as it uses ever dated and tired joke about the era. Who's the antagonist you ask? Probably loneliness or maybe society for casting a bunch of misfits out into the cold, forcing them to wish for dumb shit. Now, let's all fall in love with Chris Pine for the next two hours and hold that torch for the rest of our lives.
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Strange Days
070 - Happy New Year! We have a new year episode for you and I'm sure others have talked about it before, but we're still going to walk you through Strange Days in the Us Versus Movie style. And now we're done with themes for a while. Get your squid and let's Blackjack ourselves with this episode of Us Versus Movies!
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Jack Frost (1979)
069 - Wrapping up our Jack Frost December is the OG Jack Frost TV movie from 1979! Jack wants to be a real boy and ensnare a woman to take care of him for the rest of his life! First he has to overthrow capitalism, get a horse, steal a bag of gold and dupe the town's beauty into marriage... and this is all told by a goddamn groundhog trying to sell us all on the importance of Groundhog's Day... pumpkins. It's short and sweet, have a great Holiday!
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
068 - Continuing our Jack Frost theme for the month we give you the delightful, the tremendous, the box office killer... The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. This movie sucks and everything before "killer" was a lie. How dedicated are Kevin and Dustin to getting Jacked this holiday season? Find out next week... when we get Jack Frosted once more. Hope you like X-Men references!
Synopsis:
Look at the poster... there's no movie god. Also its Jack Frost vs Santa, but Santa doesn't know it for 85% of the movie.
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Jack Frost (1997)
067 - We're getting Jacked this December! That's right, our theme for the month should be hopefully obvious now, what with this being our second Jack Frost movie in a row. Will there be another Jack Frost movie next week? Are there more Jack Frost movies or did the 90s kill off any chance of using the name? Find out next week!
Synopsis:
After an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executed.
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Jack Frost (1998)
066 - We've got a theme for you this month... You'll figure it out eventually, but let's just say that snow and the holiday's play a part in it. We're kicking things off with a not so classic 90s movie... Jack Frost, the 1998 variety.
Synopsis: A father who can't keep his promises, dies in a car accident. One year later, he returns as a snowman, who has the final chance to put things right with his son, before he is gone forever.
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Possessor Uncut
065 - We're back to indie movies produced by no less fifteen companies. That's right, no wannabe summer blockbusters for us! Nope, instead we're going to go to high concept, low execution with beautiful, beautiful blood.
Synopsis:
Possessor follows an agent who works for a secretive organization that uses brain-implant technology to inhabit other people's bodies - ultimately driving them to commit assassinations for high-paying clients.
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The New Mutants
064 - 2020 wouldn't be complete without the release of The New Mutants! That's right, what could be better than a movie filmed in 2017, shelved for a year and reshot, then shelved for a year and finally released because Disney had nothing in the tank and needed to take a chance on something associated with Marvel... loosely associated with Marvel.
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True Lies
063 - Are you ready to ride a horse off a hotel skyscraper to capture a terrorist? If not, then you're not ready for True Lies the 1994 mega hit pairing those two dudes from the Terminator series. This movie is long, our podcast is barely longer... if you've listened to our show before you know what the means. If this is your first episode, then you're in for a treat!
Synopsis:
A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used-car salesman while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.
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The Craft Legacy
062 - We end our spooktacular month of Halloweenish movies is the brand spanking new Blumhouse edition of The Craft... Legacy. It's a sequel of sorts, but for a new audience... maybe. There's a lot up in the air for this drama, thriller full of teen angst and just about any hashtag you could type. We talk for three hours, which will likely tell you everything you need to know before clicking play. Enjoy!
Synopsis:
A group of high school students form a coven of witches. A sequel to the 1996 film, "The Craft".
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Fright Night (1985)
061 - Continuing our Halloween horror movie shows is 1985's Fright Night! Ah yeah, some OG vamps, killing, sucking blood, afraid of crosses... not running in the snow and pretending to be the goddamn X-Men or whatever the fuck that glitter shit was. Anyway, we're back in the 80s, its Halloween time, let's go!
Synopsis:
A teenager discovers that the newcomer in his neighborhood is a vampire, so he turns to an actor in a television horror show for help dealing with the undead.
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In The Mouth of Madness
060 - We continue the month of October with more horror and thrillers! We're taking on the Halloween grandfather's In The Mouth of Madness! That's right, we're getting meta... and shit as we take a trip to Hobb's End with that guy from the dino park movies. But the real question is, do you read Sutter Kane?
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