Monster & Wine: Episode 38 - Feel the Fury

Monster kicks things off this week with a bit of self-reflection. To make a long story short, he realizes that he's an unintentional flake but admits to being a work-in-progress. Oh the vulnerability! He also mentions the opening of the biggest Disney store in the world, which is located in Shanghai, China. The duo then discuss some of the TV shows they enjoy going off the air, either for the season or for good. We're talking David Letterman, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Modern Family, etc. Monster gives his thoughts on Mortal Kombat X after having for over a week and the show is wrapped up with a reading of Maddox's movie review of, "Mad Max: Fury Road," with Wine giving her thoughts.

Monster & Wine: Episode 37 - What Would You Do?

After wishing Ronald Mcdonald a Happy 75th Birthday, Monster sits back and lets Wine go on a heated rant about the sports team of Washington. Wine has definitely got this topic on lock and there's a good chance you can empathize with her. The duo briefly discuss the death penalty verdict handed down to Boston marathon bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Monster is not kind. Wine tells a tale of woe at her local laundromat and surely, dear listener, you can learn a thing or two from it. M&W wrap this episode up with a series of, "What Would You Do?", questions that are sure to either split your sides or provide food for though. Or maybe just insult and irritate you.

Monster & Wine: Episode 36 - Johnny and the Bear

We know we spoiled you last week and even though we're back to regular size, we're still chock full of content! Monster's new haircut is discussed with Wine giving her seal of approval. M then goes into a story recounting his recent experience at the DMV and the hellmouth known as the Title and Registration office. A controversy in the music world is brought up, regarding sexual assault, the under 18 crowd and the always-present keyboard warriors. M&W discuss the hilarious, "White Appreciation Day," at a Hispanic BBQ joint in Colorado and Wine wraps the show up nicely with a tribute to her mother. Happy Mother's Day everyone!

Monster & Wine: Episode 35 - The Big One

Big news out of Baltimore this past week and Wine does a fine job at expressing her views about the situation. Monster, however, keeps his mouth shut, agreeing with his partner in crime because she pretty much nails it. After leaving the heavy stuff, Monster reviews Wendy's new Jalapeno Fresco Spicy Chicken sandwich and shares his grief over the cancellation of Silent Hills. Both M&W give their quick predictions on the Manny Pacquiao, Floyd Mayweather fight before getting into their giant music review roundup. The first Monster & Wine to surpass the two hour mark is here and sure to entertain!

Monster & Wine: Episode 34 - Once You Pop

Kicking things off on a depressing note, M&W discuss the suicide of Everybody Love's Raymond star Sawyer Sweeten. Fear not though dear listener, as the duo head back into the shallow end of the pool to discuss a ranking of all 29 flavors of Pringles potato chips. Surely, you'll take umbrage with the results. Wine recaps a tale explaining the origins of her distaste for sprinklers, which in turn becomes a discussion on water-wasting and how we're all doomed. Last but not least, raise a glass for the Armenians.

Monster & Wine: Episode 33 - Choo Choo

Possibly serving as an urban legend of her very own, Wine recounts the continuous tale of Metal Man and her most recent encounter. (Old-school fans of M&W know of this being.) Monster talks about the ride-sharing app, "Lyft" and his stepfather's employment with said company. Have you ever had someone scream at you for reasons unknown after you've just parked your car? Wine has and she tells us why. Lastly, the duo recount the season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones because, well, everyone watches that!

Monster & Wine: Episode 32 - Totally TV

It's no surprise that M&W love their television, so yeah, if the title of this episode didn't give it away, then you may be a dim bulb. This one's all about TV folks! The duo talk about the shows they're watching, as many of them are winding down into both season and series finales. They also talk about shows that are coming up as the weather gets warmer and yes indeedy do, spoilers are had inside! You've been warned.

Monster & Wine: Episode 31 - Easter Sunday

M&W are back from the break and ready to entertain you! Monster kicks things off talking about his new workout routine and how he's trying to get rid of his bulbous sugar belly. Wine has been fit for a while so she knows all too well the ups and downs of starting an exercise regimen. If you need inspiration to get yourself in shape, M&W certainly have you covered. Wine's parents came to visit her and she recounts their various adventures together. The new El Diablo burger from Carl's Jr. is reviewed and Monster rants about Hong Kong real estate.

Monster & Wine: Episode 30 - March Madness

The growing pains continue, albeit without Alan Thicke, but there's still plenty to discuss. Monster gives his thoughts on the first Blink-182 show, post Tom Delonge, as well as a totally unrelated physical ailment that may be all in his mind. Wine chuckles at Monster's love of HGTV as the two ease into a discussion on TIME magazine's most successful romantic-comedies of all time. Wine takes us out with her NCAA picks and thoughts on the tournament while Monster sits quietly in the background. Enjoy it folks and we'll see you in a fortnight!

Monster & Wine: Episode 29 - I Got Something To Say

Happy Pi Day! Wine gets the ball rollin' with a hot-and-bothered rant against the mega-giant TWC. Monster elaborates a bit on his work-at-home situation, complete with how he's decorated his new work station. He then gives his thoughts about the Disney flick, "Big Hero 6." The Oklahoma racist frat house is discussed, as is wearable tech. We're oh so topical! Wine sends us out with an assessment on what is to be her new routine.

Monster & Wine: Episode 28 - WOA PIC

Back in action, but with a slight twist. We apologize for being gone for a week, but hey, sometimes the best things in life require patience. Monster spills the beans about his recent road-trip, as he recalls his journey from California to Colorado and everything in between. Wine has a new season of basketball starting and has some new kicks to prove it. 12 shows that probably aren't going to be renewed (and for good reason), are discussed. We missed you too.

Monster & Wine: Episode 27 - In A Ditch

Monster breaks the news that he's relocating and details are explained...to a certain extent. This, somehow, leads to a discussion on computer operating systems and Wine definitely has something to say about that! A semi-regular staple on the show returns, "candy sampling," and Monster breaks out the さくさくパンダ and some new Hot Tamales. Monster finishes talking about his ALS drama, "The Hours of my Life," and things are wrapped up with a highly invigorating round of questions that you'd ask your crush!

Monster & Wine: Episode 26 - Black Kingpin

Have mercy! Happy Valentine's day everybody. Monster and Wine talk a little fast food (Jack In The Box and Taco Bell), and some new menu items. Of course, Valentine's is also discussed and that someone turns into a talk about cereal. Wine samples a hard candy straight from Japan and gives her thoughts. Monster brings up a Japanese drama he's watching and how it makes him cry and Wine shares her teary TV experience. Things get wrapped up with a Nicholas Sparks countdown and the issue of race in comic book movies.

Monster & Wine: Episode 25 - WOA

Monster opens the show talking about his recent heartache stemming from the dysfunction in the Blink-182 camp. He gives the deets and Wine does her best to comfort him in his time of need. Pet peeves are also discussed, in great detail, because it just so turns out that Monster and Wine, both, have a significant amount of things that piss them off. It's safe to assume you, the listener, will be able to relate. Also, Jack In The Box has a new sandwich, the Buttery Jack, and the duo are intrigued.

Monster & Wine: Episode 24 - Calendar Days

Fall Out Boy put out a new album and for whatever reason, M&W decide to give their two cents and it is not pretty. Super Bowl XLIX is coming up and Wine gives a very thorough analysis on the Seahawks and Patriots while Monster listens intently due to a lack of sports knowledge. Predictions are made. Wine also talks about the new calendar her mother sent her and how it's nothing like what she expected. Wacky news that will leave you hating the world brings this episode to a close.

Monster & Wine: Episode 23 - Small Business Owner

Ever wonder what the difference between brand name and generic is? Well, M&W do too, but only a tiny bit. Monster compares his generic snacks with the big name brands. This leads him into a high-horse speech on society, people being cold to one another and how we shouldn't stand for it. Wine confesses her new-found respect for the mayor of Rotterdam and believes that a black guy's hair certainly can be similar to a white man's. TV talk and the pondering of racist remarks are also on the menu this week!

Monster & Wine: Episode 22 - Snap Into It

This week's party pops off with M&W discussing the unfortunate recent events that took place in France. Monster theorizes that people don't know how to rally for a cause without a good marketing campaign. Also on the agenda, Wine, unbeknownst to her, spoils Unbroken for Monster and the issue of spoilers is raised. A Slim Jim taste test happens and "colorful" language in music is discussed, thanks to a new release by the band Attila.

Monster & Wine: Episode 21 - Time For Another Year

It certainly is time for another year, the year 2015 that is! M&W are back in action and giving you the rundown on what happened during their holiday break. One of them had a grand ol' time visiting family and the other, well, they might have had the most uninteresting Christmas and New Years ever. Which is which and who did what!? You'll have to tune in to find out. Oh, and we also discuss a bit of TV. New shows are on the horizon, old shows are returning and M&W also discuss that polarizing finale of SOA.

Monster & Wine: Episode 20 - Monster & Vodka

As 2014 comes to a close, M&W come at your with a jam-packed episode! Wine steps outside of her box and experiments with a new beverage concoction. Chachacha season 4 is on the eve of completion. The recent hacking of Sony by North Korea (allegedly) is discussed, as is the all-too-depressing Eric Garner case out of Long Island. Wine ponders the credibility of the, "the ____ I know would never do such a thing," defense and Monster might dislike the Girls Scouts. Whew, I'm exhausted. Seasons Greetings everyone! We'll see you in 2015!

Monster & Wine: Episode 19 - What's In Your Wallet?

Let's talk about health baby, let's talk about you and me! Okay, M&W talk about the former more than the latter, but that's because they've got something to say! Both got some blood looked at and yeah, the results were a bit unexpected for both. Also, Monster raves about the Jalapeno double from McDonald's, while Wine explains why the Golden Arch's is a spot she'll only eat at once a year. M&W recap their Thanksgiving day experience and finally, the gruesome twosome explore the contents of their wallet. Who's the hoarder? Stay tuned.