Monster & Wine: Episode 70 - A Lot From A Little

There is a lot of exciting soccer stuff going on these days and M&W are right there in the thick of it, recounting the matches that tickled their buttholes with a feather. Monster, always snacking (even though his body advises against it), has two new reviews for the people. First, the Quesalupa from Taco Bell, and the new Sweet & Sour Skittles...from any store that sells Skittles. Apparently (and obviously)...

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CBMFP 221: Cock and Wankers

Did you enjoy your Valentine/Deadpool weekend? We know you did, that movie made a shit ton of money and basically opens the door for more mature comic book movies which is exactly what happened to comic books and look what that did to the industry... look at it. None of that is address on the podcast, but we do cover some Deadpool news of sorts. Riverdale casting is a big subject and other TV/Film news because nothing happened in comics. Good job comics! Books covered on this episode:

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Monster & Wine: Episode 69 - $750 Pill Popper

Super Bowl 50 is discussed for a small amount. Wine was particularly impressed with Lady Gaga and Monster wasn't particularly impressed with anything, yet feels obligated to explain why. Things take a turn when modern-day-super villain, Martin Shkreli, and his flamboyant shenanigans become the topic. If you don't know who he is, you will after this show and we apologize in advance. Monster breaks down all of the...

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CBMFP 220: Splitting The Rent With Someone

We've got an action packed CBMFP for you today. Stories of celebrity sightings, Stan Lee Media getting sued and have crazy fucking connections to the underworld. Plus, we now know that DC doesn't know what the fuck they're doing with Rebirth, but they'll figure it out soon. There's more in the world of comics and tv. Books covered on this episode of the CBMFP:

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Monster & Wine: Episode 68 - Wet Turd On A Paper Towel

This is where M&W truly shine, with their backs against the wall and the pressure of entertaining you at the forefront of their minds. Realizing that this is indeed the weekend for Super Bowl 50, Monster rattles of a list of Super Bowl related fun facts.Wine, naturally, knows most of them, while Monster learned a lot. He also recaps his most recent trip to the dentist, with the root canal saga finally coming to a close. Wine has a dream involving...

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CBMFP 219: Make It All Gold

We've got some hot button topics today, starting off with that Marvel guy giving that douchey guy money for his stupid ass Presidential campaign. Remember, you buy Marvel it's like saying you agree with Trump. People are dead no longer at Marvel. Wynonna Earp's trailer drops... a dud on our laps and plenty more actual comic news this week. Books covered on this episode:

  • Green Lantern Quarterly Annual 1992
  • Old Man Logan #1
  • Venus #2

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Monster & Wine: Episode 67 - Don't Drink The Water

Monster continues to prove he knows nothing about the NFL by bringing up Super Bowl 50 a week early. Wine gives her pick for the win and Monster is silent. A snowstorm is coming to Monster's hood and he opts to delay his final root canal dentist appointment because he can't be bothered getting caught in it. The situation in Flint, Michigan, regarding the poisonous water is discussed and boy is it infuriating. Wine recounts her trip to San Diego in which she watched...

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CBMFP 218: The Cops Have Something To Say

If you were expecting the CBMFP on time this week then you should have told the Royal Rumble to not be on... anyway. We have some actual comic news to talk about, maybe you've seen the rumblings around DC? Well we'll talk about it. Also Dynamite has a book that's caught our eye. Plenty of movie news along with some trailer talk! Books covered on this episode:

  • Life-Time #1
  • Insexts #1
  • X-Men: The Worst X-Man #1
  • Replica #1

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CBMFP 217: Fantastic 4 No More 4evr

It's that time again, for you to listen to another episode of the CBMFP! This week we actually have some comic news in the form of Marvel's Fantastic Four closing it's doors. Also, who wants Wolverine back from his adimanticum slumber? And then it's on to the Dark Knight Universe presenting Green Lantern. There's still a shit ton of TV and movie discussion with Daredevil and Punisher leading the pack. Books covered on this episode:

  • Huck #3
  • Poison Ivy: The Cycle of Life and Death #1
  • Red Sonja #1
  • Snowfall #1
  • The Troop #2

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Monster & Wine: Episode 65 - Bright Lights, Big Toothache

Monster gets this party started by updating Wine, and you dear listeners, about his post-op, root canal recovery. It's not all flowers and unicorn farts, trust me. Wine spent some time in Vegas recently and recounts a tale of a bus ride, and more importantly, a questionable individual on said bus. There's a bit of an update on Wine's M.I.A. Christmas present, but...

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CBMFP 216: Wanna Try Some Comics?

It's 2016 and we've got our first regular episode of the year! Sadly, there is no fucking comic book news. You'll hear us say that like five times. It's all movie and TV shit so why not be surprised! Books covered on this episode:

  • Kennel Block Blues #1
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #0
  • Carver #2
  • Chum Preview

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Monster & Wine: Episode 64 - New Year, Same Old You

Welcome to 2016 and a piping hot new episode of M&W! The duo discuss some of what went down during their holiday season, including gifts that were exchanged. Well, kinda. The cliffhanger from the fall finale gets discussed and the result might not be what you expected. Trust me, it's a whole ordeal. Monster gives his review of...

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CBMFP 215: Worst of 2015

It's the show you've been waiting all year to hear! That's right, it's the Worst of 2015. When everyone else doesn't have the guts to call out the worst of the industry, you can count on us to give our totally biased and stupid opinions. Sit back and enjoy as Kevin and Dustin go through the very worst that 2015 had to offer. CBMFP-ep-215-Banner

CBMFP 214: Best of 2015

Well we missed a week, but we're back with our yearly "Best of" list. Unlike previous years, Kevin and Dustin will only be talking about their lists instead of the rest of the writers on Comic Bastards. Next week, tune in to the worst of list which will be on time. Best-of-2015-Banner-Podcast Previously on the CBMFP...

CBMFP 213: Fun and Exciting Twists

To warn you up front... we both have colds. So get ready for the fun. THE FUN! Of course we're going to disgust TMNT: Out of the Shadows and X-Men: Apocalypse's trailers. Killer Frost on the CW's Flash. X-Men: Apocalypse Wars... because more Apocalypse. And we'll wrap with some DC shit and some interesting info that was revealed in our exclusive interview with Eric Stephenson. Books covered on this episode:

  • The Swords of the Dreaded Space Punks
  • Street Fighter Unlimited #1
  • Margo Intergalactic Trash Collector #1
  • Lone Wolf and Cub 2100 #1
  • Tomboy #2
  • Monstress #2
  • Just Another Sheep #2

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CBMFP 212: It's A Road Trip Movie

Today we're going to cover a lot of movie stuff because there ain't nothing happening in comics worth talking about. It's that peaceful time of the year in which everyone is trying not to fuck up so they can make a year-end list. Star Wars... plenty of discussion. Captain America: Civil War... we got that. Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice... oh yeah, oh yeah. Books covered on this episode:

  • Red Wolf #1
  • Barrier #1
  • X'ed #1
  • We Can Never Go Home #5
  • Cry Havoc #1
  • Broken Moon #1-3

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