Giant Days: How John Allison's Wonderful Series Avoids the Pitfalls of YA Literature

The loosely defined but prosperous genre of youth oriented, socially progressive, humor comics has never been my thing. I’ve tried comics like Ms. Marvel, Young Avengers, Lumberjanes, Gotham Academy, Rat Queens and the rebooted Archie among many others with varying degrees of success and failure, but I’ve never felt much connection with the material. Often the drama feels melodramatic and artificial while the obvious references to youth culture (Tinder! Texting! Apps!) felt phony and awkward. One problem is that these books don’t speak to my specific experience or tastes, but I also found a certain lack of storytelling craft that makes them hard to enjoy.  And then last week, I picked up a volume of John Allison’s ‘Giant Days’ and discovered a charming and witty young adult book that manages to tell great stories within the structure of a young adult humor book. GIANT-DAYS-7After main-lining about 12 issues of Giant Days I had to consider what makes Giant so much better to me than other books with similar concepts.  In trying to describe the strengths of the series, I end up talking about ‘strong but flawed characters’, ‘realistic relationships’, ‘great humor’, and ‘snappy dialogue’ in a way that turns me off all over again. So many of the qualities Giant Days has are the selling points of the whole genre. Frankly on the surface it is just another silly YA drama about dating and bickering young people. The qualities that make Giant Days different are subtle and precise, but important. In general, I think Giant Days is a singularly smart take on young adult humor with a number of aspects worth taking a closer look at.

Giant Days is the story of three freshman college girls who become friends first by convenience and then through the mutual neediness familiar to anyone who has been lonely on a college campus. There is Esther DeGroot, a pretty but drama-prone Goth, Susan Ptolemy, a self-styled asocial cynic, and Daisy Wooton, a wide-eyed former home-schooler. The first mark in the books favor is the setting. Instead of setting his stories in the wildly overused setting of a public high school, Allison sets things in the world of a college.  And he does so smartly; not treating college as a formative dramatic time, but instead as a melting pot of confused, immature weirdos who care about the little ridiculous relationships and jokes that make most real friend groups tick.

Image-1-2Never is this specificity more pronounced than in the characterizations of the three leads. Esther could very easily be an archetypal brainless beauty, whose shallowness is only interrupted on occasion to keep her from being thoroughly unsympathetic. But in Esther is more nuanced than that, coming off as a fundamentally smart, caring person, whose attractiveness and egotism (with a hint of insecurity) make her a well-intentioned loose-cannon. Susan Ptolemy stands in even greater danger than Esther of becoming a cliché, as her cynicism and overt dislike of college society makes her appear the detached, ironic loner personified by the cartoon 'Daria'. But no, Susan, as it turns out, is as much a mess as anyone else. Her high intelligence and low-key hostility masking an emotional fragility that is touchingly realistic, not to mention funny.

But I want to give special mention to the third girl, Daisy Wooton. When issue one of Giant Days opened with a joke about Daisy's sheltered homeschooled life, I was apprehensive. I grew up homeschooled and while there's a reason for the over sheltered homeschooler cliché, I've seen it too often in a bit too mean-spirited a manner. But to my relief, Daisy isn't a one-note joke somehow stunted by her upbringing; she's a sweet, hardworking friend with slightly too rosy take on reality. It's hard not to love Daisy's off-kilter but extremely sincere grasp on reality, but she never drifts into exaggerated parody.  In one standout moment, Esther and Daisy compare notes on their social lives growing up, where it turns out Daisy had lots of friends while Esther was fairly sure she was Amish. I love this conversation. I've had this conversation.

Image-1-3This fundamental kindness and honesty Giant Days has about its characters extends outside the main trio to the fringes of the cast where carpentry obsess McGraw, crush-beset Ed, and a host of others become sympathetic, warm characters in an astoundingly short amount of time. And the flip side to Giant Days' humanity, is that no character is allowed to be free of flaws. Having become inured to a youth culture that frowns on 'judging' anyone's actions as bad, I was surprised to see the negative characteristics of the main characters thrown into such stark relief. Esther's flirtiness and, let's face it, occasional sluttiness is never portrayed as a good trait, even if it is played for laughs. Similarly, Susan's bristly, obsessive persona and Daisy's neuroticisms are evenhandedly observed as real problems, which make the characters unique and endearing.

Many good authors have trouble writing young people. The likes of Joss Whedon (or more specific to comics, Brian K. Vaughan and Kieron Gillen) write characters who never stop delivering sarcastic take-down and witty one-liners to the extent that all the character start to sound overwrought. Other writers belabor the dramatic side, making each interaction fraught with emotion and angst. Giant Days, as you might predict at this point, goes a slightly different direction. Allison's approach to the gang's dialogue isn't naturalistic, it is warm and strange, eschewing self-indulgently sharp banter, for the amusing blabber of good friends.  The girls say things like "The problem with nerds is that they're clever. Look at the glasses." which have exactly the right mix of silliness and observation. The way the characters interact is stylized, but it's stylized as an extension of the unique voices of each character.

Image-1-4All this talk of craft and characterization likely makes Giant Days sounds like a far more serious affair than it is. It's a fundamentally comedic book, with no issue ever becoming so serious that it's devoid of some sense of humor. This is an invaluable quality in a book that deals primarily in young adult relationships. Taken with much seriousness, stories like this devolve into dating melodrama of the sort that plagues high school stories (and possibly high schools themselves, I wouldn't know). But Allison writes college how I think it really is, as an exciting but ultimately not hugely significant gathering of young people.

And the book is truly funny. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at a comic, but a sequence depicting a pigeon stealing Susan's sandwich got me. John Allison is veteran of almost two decades of webcomics (I was four when he put up his first strip that I know of), and his sense of comedic pacing seems to be a natural continuation of his work there.) and each page rises and falls with its own jokes and flow like a single page of a webcomic might. Each issue in Giant Days is a self-contained story, which coupled with the pacing, makes for an issue that feels cohesive and substantive--an invaluable quality for any comedy.

At this point, I've gone much too long without talking about the art. All of the comic's architecture would not work without an art team that can nail the humor and create an engrossing world. Enter Lissa Treiman, a Disney storytelling artist with a serious knack for charming character designs.  The cartoonist Skottie Young, of Marvel Babies fame, wrote once about wanting to design characters you fall in love with instantly, in the very first panel, before any writing comes into play. Treiman's designs have this quality, a fundamental likeability that I honestly find hard to quantify. Bushy-haired, round-faced Daisy, angular mustachioed McGraw, and all the others are instantly sympathetic and fully formed despite being designed simply.  My best try at describing it is that somehow Treiman's work simply radiates joy.

In constructing the world of a comedy book, an artist has the unenviable task of balancing the need to be funny with the need to create a fully realized story space.  It isn't an accident that so many comics with overtly humorous elements skimp on the backgrounds or wildly stylized their worlds. Treiman instead simply takes her character design aesthetic and applies it to the rest of the world. Giant Days is a thickly lined, detailed world that manages to be streamlined in all the right ways. Whitney Cogar's colors similarly strike a nice balance between brightly clean and nuanced.  It may be a cartoony book, but it's a singularly cleanly designed cartoony book.

After the sixth issue, when the book became an ongoing series, Treiman turned the art duties over to a new artist, Max Sarin (though she stayed on to illustrate the covers). Sarin's work is undeniably lesser --he does have a tendency to skimp on backgrounds and the details are less sharp--but it's still quite good and manages to work off of what Treiman set up nicely. The biggest issue was, for some reason, the inking which went from thick attractive lines to ones that were noticeably thinner and less streamlined. This has been remedied recently by the addition of Liz Flemming as inker. So even while I miss Treiman a little, I've warmed up immensely to Sarin. Frankly if he had been the original illustrator I likely would be heaping praise on him without qualification.

Image-1-5The single biggest quality that separates Giant Days from its young adult ilk is its dedication to telling substantive stories. Take for example how Giant Days touches on social issues.  Many young adult books grandstand about hot button social issues in order to seem relevant and important. More intelligently, Allison portrays certain issues as complicated and proceeds to tell interesting stories about them. The most notable example is Daisy's coming out story which happens early on in the series. Daisy has a crush on her lesbian friend who rejects her timid advances. Esther confronts the friend for 'leading Daisy on' only to be reasonably rebuffed on the grounds that presumptive to think the friend should be something other than just friends. It's an insightful moment of candor that goes beyond trying to pick a side or prove a point and say something about how all people treat each other.

I'd love to sum everything up with a grand statement about the craft and quality I see in Giant Days, but that's frankly not quite fair to the book. While those elements make it work, the effect is much simpler and for me of late, rarer. Reading Giant Days makes me happy. Cracking open a 22-page story is a chance to hang out with characters who delight me in a world I look forward to revisiting again and again. Giant Days remains of a genre I will rarely actively seek out, but it also stands as evidence that the right creative team can render something that feels fresh in any genre through high-caliber work. But enough chatter. Go give Giant Days a shot.

"It Became A Crime Story With Funny Hi-jinks" -- An Interview With Matthew Rosenberg

Matthew Rosenberg is the writer behind the new popular Black Mask Studios titles: We Can Never Go Home and 4 Kids Walk Into A Bank. His unique voice is what brings life to these new comics and I was lucky enough to sit down for an interview with him.


4-Kids-Walk-Into-A-Bank-#1IQ: What was the first comic you bought?

MR: A $200 copy of the Scrooge McDuck comic.

IQ: How do you deal with critics?

MR: I think art is for specific people. It's not for everyone. Good criticism tends to make me really self-conscious. People who have problems with my work I like to read it and study it and figure out what of their stuff I agree with and take it to heart.

IQ: Where did you get the idea for 4 Kids Walk Into A Bank?

MR: I wanted to make a comedic book about kids getting into trouble. It became a crime story with funny hi-jinks.

IQ: Where did the idea for We Can Never Go Home come from?

MR:We Can Never Go Home is autobiographical in some ways. I was a weird teenager and had a strange run away experience when I was 17. I put a lot of the elements of that in there. It’s an allegory for growing up.

We Can Never Go Home Vol 1IQ: Why did you decide to add superpowers to the story line?

MR: The superpowers are a metaphor for being different and teenage potential. It’s what you have the ability to be when you’re young. There’s a bunch of books out there that I’m very passionate about like Stray Bullets and Love and Rockets that do coming of age stories very well. I wanted to differentiate myself in some ways. Plus I’m a huge superhero fan.

IQ: What is your advice to young comic book writers?

MR: Make sure you’re passionate about comics. That means understanding yourself and emotionally investing in other people’s work. It’s not an industry where you make a lot of money or get a lot of accolades. You have to care about the medium and want to see the medium move forward along with peers and contemporaries.

IQ: Thank you.

MR: No problem.

Preview All The Nightwing You Can Handle

I mean you can probably handle more... but this is all I have for you. That's right, we've got a look at not one, but two issues of Nightwing. The first is Nightwing: Rebirth #1 which I'm sure follows the same formula as the other Rebirth one-shots have followed. The second is from the new ongoing Nightwing series. They're labeled to make it less confusing and hey, tell me which way you prefer to view the preview? That's right, participation/your vote counts!

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Comic Industry: Marvel Counters DC's Rebirth By Shipping More Books -- May Sales Released

That's right, if you thought that Marvel was just going to accept a drop off in sales... you were wrong. To stay strong, Marvel shipped 102 titles. What the fuck are you people buying? I can't name more than two Marvel titles at the moment and there's a 102? Fuck me; it's over people. Stop saying the big two because it's just Disney sitting at the top now. Anyway, DC did manage to snag the top spot and two others in the top ten with Rebirth, Batman, and Justice League, which was six fucking dollars! That's why Rebirth was so cheap by the way. They just redistributed that cost to Justice League. On the side of the business that makes the most money, graphic novels, Image and Marvel split the top ten while DC again grabbed the top spot. DC apparently can move any trade or hardcover that has to do with the Joker.

When you look at the dollars and the units, Image has dipped. They've been dipping ever since they hit 11% and so you have to wonder if there's going to be some shake-ups coming or if they'll take the Marvel approach and just publish more books. Dark Horse has been light on books after shaking up their editorial and fell to fifth, which is the first time I've seen them there without another publisher releasing a billion variants to beat them. Kinda hope that they get their shit together and bounce back because it's sad seeing IDW, who mainly sells variants, sitting firmly above them. Titan which has become a Dynamite/IDW lite as of late, is also sitting higher on the charts than I imagined. I guess comics based off video games sell no matter what.

I'm not going to get into how sad the books sales are since it would just be more Disney... okay I'll say it: Marvel bashing and with 102 books a month being sold, clearly they're a favorite to comic readers. Pays to have that blind loyalty right? Let's all go watch ESPN while we DVR Free Forms entire line up of shows!

TOP COMIC BOOK PUBLISHERS

PUBLISHER DOLLAR

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MARVEL COMICS 39.64% 44.80%
DC ENTERTAINMENT 26.45% 26.34%
IMAGE COMICS 8.38% 7.95%
IDW PUBLISHING 5.70% 4.99%
DARK HORSE COMICS 3.25% 2.31%
BOOM! STUDIOS 2.51% 2.34%
DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT 1.66% 1.51%
TITAN COMICS 1.39% 1.48%
VALIANT ENTERTAINMENT LLC 1.09% 1.25%
ONI PRESS INC. 0.98% 0.89%
OTHER NON-TOP 10 8.95% 6.13%

 

NEW TITLES SHIPPED

PUBLISHER COMICS SHIPPED GRAPHIC NOVELS SHIPPED MAGAZINES SHIPPED TOTAL

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MARVEL COMICS 102 34 0 136
DC ENTERTAINMENT 74 28 0 102
IDW PUBLISHING 50 23 0 73
IMAGE COMICS 43 22 0 65
DARK HORSE COMICS 20 24 0 44
BOOM ENTERTAINMENT 24 12 0 36
DYNAMITE ENTERTAINMENT 19 6 0 25
TITAN COMICS 16 3 4 23
ONI PRESS INC. 10 3 0 13
VALIANT ENTERTAINMENT LLC 10 2 0 12
OTHER NON-TOP 10 111 114 19 244

COMPARATIVE SALES STATISTICS

  DOLLARS UNITS
MAY 2016 VS. APRIL 2016
COMICS -6.54% -4.15%
GRAPHIC NOVELS -6.31% -11.10%
TOTAL COMICS/GN -6.46% -4.77%
MAY 2016 VS. MAY 2015
COMICS -14.34% -17.60%
GRAPHIC NOVELS 4.52% -3.39%
TOTAL COMICS/GN -9.05% -16.58%
YEAR-TO-DATE 2016 VS. YEAR-TO-DATE 2015
COMICS -9.23% -14.01%
GRAPHIC NOVELS 4.80% 3.46%
TOTAL COMICS/GN -5.11% -12.72%

TOP 10 COMIC BOOKS

RANK DESCRIPTION PRICE ITEM CODE VENDOR
1 DC UNIVERSE: REBIRTH #1 $2.99 APR160273-M DC
2 CIVIL WAR II #0 $4.99 MAR168949-M MAR
3 THE PUNISHER #1 $3.99 MAR160728-M MAR
4 BATMAN #52 $3.99 MAR160223-M DC
5 CAPTAIN AMERICA: STEVE ROGERS #1 $4.99 MAR160721-M MAR
6 STAR WARS #19 $3.99 MAR160891-M MAR
7 JUSTICE LEAGUE #50 $5.99 FEB160134-M DC
8 DARTH VADER #20 $4.99 MAR160897-M MAR
9 BLACK PANTHER #2 $3.99 MAR160829-M MAR
10 AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #12 $3.99 MAR160781-M MAR

TOP 10 GRAPHIC NOVELS & TRADE PAPERBACKS

RANK DESCRIPTION PRICE ITEM CODE VENDOR
1 BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE SPECIAL EDITION HC $17.99 NOV070226 DC
2 DESCENDER VOLUME 2 TP (MR) $14.99 FEB160680-M IMA
3 CIVIL WAR TP $24.99 JAN072436 MAR
4 BLACK SCIENCE VOLUME 4: GODWORLD TP (MR) $14.99 FEB160656 IMA
5 WE STAND ON GUARD DELUXE HC (MR) $24.99 FEB160645 IMA
6 CHEW VOLUME 11: LAST SUPPERS TP (MR) $14.99 FEB160669 IMA
7 THE JOKER: ENDGAME TP $24.99 FEB160224 DC
8 STAR WARS: KANAN VOLUME 2: FIRST BLOOD TP $17.99 JAN160963 MAR
9 SPIDER-GWEN VOLUME 1: GREATER POWER TP $17.99 FEB160962 MAR
10 SPIDER-MAN/DEADPOOL: DON’T CALL IT A TEAM UP TP $34.99 FEB160956 MAR

TOP 10 BOOKS

RANK DESCRIPTION PRICE ITEM CODE VENDOR
1 DOCTOR WHO OFFICIAL ANNUAL 2015 $12.99 JAN148356 PEN
2 THE WALKING DEAD ADULT COLORING BOOK (MR) $14.99 FEB160615 IMA
3 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161967 RAN
4 COURAGEOUS CAPTAIN AMERICA LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161966 RAN
5 APES & BABES SC (MR) $19.99 MAR160659 IMA
6 SPIDER MAN: TRAPPED BY THE GREEN GOBLIN LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161974 RAN
7 SPIDER MAN: HIGH VOLTAGE LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161973 RAN
8 MIGHTY AVENGERS LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161970 RAN
9 THE INCREDIBLE HULK LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161968 RAN
10 ANT-MAN LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK $4.99 MAR161965 RAN

TOP 10 TOYS

RANK DESCRIPTION ITEM CODE VENDOR
1 DC COMICS VARIANT PLAY ARTS KAI: BATMAN TIMELESS SPARTA FIGURE AUG158823 SQU
2 BATMAN ARKHAM KNIGHT: RED HOOD FIGURE SEP150345 DC
3 POP! STAR WARS: RANCOR WITH LUKE & SLAVE OOLA FIGURE 3-PACK SEP158902 FUN
4 STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS: CAPTAIN PHASMA ARTFX+ STATUE NOV152442 KOT
5 FFG DC COMICS COLLECTION: POISON IVY STATUE DEC158120 YAM
6 DC COMICS BOMBSHELLS: CHEETAH STATUE SEP150344 DC
7 BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE: SUPERMAN STATUE AUG150304 DC
8 FINDING DORY FEATURE FIGURES JUL158665 BAN
9 ALIEN: WARRIOR DRONE ALIEN ARTFX+ STATUE NOV152445 KOT
10 STAR TREK STARSHIPS SET #2: SHUTTLECRAFT JAN162289 EAG

TOP 10 GAMES

RANK DESCRIPTION ITEM CODE VENDOR
1 MARVEL HEROCLIX: UNCANNY X-MEN BOOSTER BRICK MAR162746 NEC
2 MARVEL DICE MASTERS: CIVIL WAR MAR162740 NEC
3 MACHI KORO CARD GAME MAY142831 IDW
4 MARVEL HEROCLIX: UNCANNY X-MEN FAST FORCES 6-PACK MAR162748 NEC
5 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES DICE MASTERS BOX SET FEB162984 NEC
6 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HEROCLIX JAN162805 NEC
7 MARVEL DICE MASTERS: CIVIL WAR STARTER MAR162744 NEC
8 3D GAME OF THRONES: KINGS LANDING PUZZLE JAN168015 4D
9 STAR WARS: EDGE OF THE EMPIRE RPG CORE RULEBOOK MAR132242 FAN
10 STAR WARS: ARMADA BOARD GAME DEC142545 FAN

YAY! Darkseid is back!

I don’t know about you, but I was a little worried that DC was making a big mistake after killing Darkseid for three months. That’s a long time in comics, but then he showed up again as a baby in Justice League #50.

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Not My Captain America... Again

Steve Rogers: Captain America #1 was unleashed on the masses this past Wednesday, and it was a fun, standard Cap is kicking some evil guys’ ass with the help of sidekicks almost forgotten by time, along with a telegraphed flashback story that carried a gut punch of a last page reveal. A reveal most people got in the headlines of newspaper on their way to read the actual issue. Captain America said it, “Hail HYDRA.” Since then wave after wave of online reactions have from funny ones and several memes, to the entire creative team of the book getting death threats and videos of people burning the book. The biggest discussion has been over the connotations this carries, and the opinion of some that Steve Rogers has basically declared to sympathize with the Nazis. HYDRA is one of those , comic-booky, permeable, changing organization that started in the 60s to represent the ever-present faceless threat of communism, and the cinematic universe has adapted it to have ties to the Nazis that were later severed. This is reflected in the issue itself when it shows a moment of people beating someone up only based on the color of his skin. This comic isn’t shying away from the ever-changing face of its antagonistic force. This change in Steve Rogers’ history is worthy of such polarizing and passionate reactions (not death threats, it’s still a fucking comic book, calm yourselves people), but among the many opinions there seems to be one missing. Everyone is losing their minds over what happened to THIS Captain America and seem to forget that we already have a Captain America.

CaptainAmerica_SteveRogers_1After Steve Rogers had the Super Soldier serum extracted from his body and instantly became an old man, Captain America comics hasn’t gone on Captainless. Sam Wilson, the Falcon took up the shield and the mantle of Captain America. Another topic which caused a lot of controversy and a similar polarizing reaction among the community. Sam Wilson: Captain America comics and its current run is also written by Nick Spencer has been championing the progressive thoughts that this bold direction carried with, much of the first arc reflecting the current political landscape in the country and staying strong to the core of the decision and facing the opposition head-on. If you don’t believe me, please pick up the first volume of this fantastic run, aptly named Not My Captain America.

I was very excited to this bold new take on Cap have excitedly read every issue. Captain America disagreeing with Steve on hard hitting issues, a new Falcon taking flight in the name of Joaquin Torres a fellow Latino with a story similar to those close to me. Sam Wilson: Captain America has been a fun and engaging book from the beginning of Spencer’s run and I couldn’t wait to see where this Cap would go. Then the announcement of Steve Rogers’ return was made, my heart was broken by Marvel. They had done it again, cut a promising book run just as its taking off (I already miss you, Weirdworld) by backing out of a new direction in order to favor the established formula. So my main question this week while reading Steve Rogers: Captain America #1 was: What does this mean for Sam? How will my Captain America land in this? And the answer after that last page is very clear. He’s still our Cap. Sam Wilson continues to be the one to deserve the shield.

I get it, having Steve Rogers say those words means a lot to a lot of people. But keeping Sam Wilson as the Captain America to root for and to stand behind means a lot to a lot of us as well, Everything in comics is tangential and nothing stays as is for long. These days and many occasions not long enough. And having a good tenure of Sam Wilson and Joaquin Torres as Cap and Falcon will mean a lot more in the long run that two words at the end of a splash page in a first issue. It admittedly makes me intrigued to see how Steve will behave now, but mores so, I’m excited to see how will Sam Wilson, the Captain America will deal with it.

Before you go burn another comic book or send Nick Spencer another hateful tweet in favor of progressive, anti-Nazi opinion, remember that this is the guy who is championing a comic with Captain America as an African American guy with Falcon as a Mexican guy who cares deeply about immigrants.

Shipping in July From Scout Comics!

You may notice that when other sites are posting solicits from publishers they don't appear here on Comic Bastards. That's because they take a lot of work to post and like seven of you actually looked at them... okay sometimes twenty of you. But I'm pulling for Scout Comics. They're currently publishing my favorite ongoing comic book series Henchgirl and so I'm more than happy to post their solicits for you to find and hopefully take back to your LCS and say "Give me one of each of these books kind sir." Sure they'll be confused by your manners and wonder why you waited for them to stop eating before you came to the counter, but it's okay. In the end, you get your books pre-ordered for you which will help them continue to be published.


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SOLARMAN #2 Written by Joseph Illidge & Brendan Deneen Art by N. Steven Harris Colors by Andrew Dalhouse $3.99, 32 pages

Originally published by Marvel Comics and written by Stan Lee, SOLARMAN returns for this pulse-pounding second issue of the 21st century reboot! Teen hacker Ben Tucker is on the run after being infected by an alien virus and gaining incredible powers as a result. The cops want answers, a secret government organization wants his DNA, and an evil alien cyborg wants blood. This is an issue not to be missed!

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ONCE OUR LAND #1 (of 2) Written and drawn by Peter Ricq Full Color $3.99, 40 pages

An amazing debut comic from a visionary new creator! ONCE OUR LAND is a post-apocalyptic tale set in 1830s Germany. It is the tale of two survivors, Ingrid & Fritz, as they battle each day against mysterious invaders that have surfaced and wiped out everything they once knew. A fantasy, sci-fi, period, and action story rolled into one epic package, ONCE OUR LAND is destined to be an all-ages classic!

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ELASTICATOR #5 Writer/Creator: A.C. Medina Artist: Kevin Shah Colorist: Ross A. Campbell Full Color $3.99, 32 pages

Elasticator hits Brooklyn in full force and all should tread lightly! With new threats comes retaliation and Brother V has his eyes set on the Elasticator. It’s a time of great change in Brooklyn and everyone is feeling it, but at what cost? You won’t want to miss the latest issue of Elasticator!!

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HENCHGIRL #9 Written and illustrated by Kristen Gudsnuk $3.99, 32 pages Full Color

Mary Posa used to hate her job. But maybe being a henchgirl for a supervillain isn't so bad after all. Mary has the freedom to operate beyond the constraints of polite, law-abiding society. She gets free stuff. And when an unforeseen sequence of events puts her parents in danger, Mary might even end up being the hero Crepe City needs. Or not.  ...Probably not.

DC Reveals the Cast of DC Rebirth

Well if you followed along with DC's social media then you saw this image split into four. It's basically along the same lines as the one they did for the New 52 and for when they drew a line in the sand for a $2.99 price point. So that's the new DCU... let's see if we spot anyone notable.

  • Sorry Martian Manhunter... your face is their greatest threat currently.
  • Sorry Firestorm... no one cares about you.
  • Too many assholes wearing an "S". Six or Seven total, there's a guy cut off by the Flash's arm and Bizarro I guess counts.
  • Too many Marvels. Six total.
  • Harley Quinn is apparently a good guy now? AND Deathstroke and Deadshot... or they just couldn't resist adding movie characters on here.
  • Too many Green Lanterns and not front and center anymore...
  • Green Arrow moved to side where he belongs.
  • Two Batgirls and a Spoiler... too bad we've been without Spoiler for too long at this point.
  • Two Blue Beetles... seriously get ride of the alien one.
  • The Atom is allowed to ride on Wonder Woman's shield...
  • Batman's costume still sucks.
  • Why the fuck is Aquaman and Mera front and center?
  • Donna Troy is on the wrong side of the page.
  • Too many Wally Wests. Pick one. We don't need fucking two of them and you're going to get backlash either.
  • Nightwing is alive, that's too bad.
  • Two Robins, a Red Hood and a snapback Arsenal.

That's all I care to really list. While it's somewhat nice to see them return some of the character overlap like Cassandra Cain Batgirl and Spoiler, when you mix that with Hipster Batgirl that doesn't really work. Two Wally's... that doesn't really work. When there was legacy that was different from just having two fucking versions of the same person. That doesn't really work for me.

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DC's Rebirth #1 Spoiled on Reddit (Spoiler Free)

I'm sorry but this is too funny. DC sent out advanced issues of DC Universe #1, you know, the big ass issue written by Geoff "I'm Doing Movies Now" Johns, that reboots or rebirths the entire DC universe into some new amalgamation of Pre-52, New 52 and Post-52 Universes. It's funny because clearly they were very selective with who they fucking sent these too and yet someone said, "fuck it" and was so pissed off by the issue that they posted spoilers on the internet. Now I said no spoilers and I won't spoil it in the article because that should be your choice and any time you click on an article that gives you a spoiler cut off, let's be honest you end up reading on. So no, no spoilers here.

To be vague though I will say that it's both clever and overly complicated. Also... I think everyone is going to hate it. Yet sadly, I think I might just end up loving it. It's a very desperate, all or nothing, reboot. Sure they don't want to hear the words "reboot", but fucking hell... this is a reboot and an interesting one at that. Interesting enough that I'll probably go at midnight and buy the fucking thing. If you want to talk spoilers do so in the comments, but start with SPOILER since it's auto tweeted.

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AfterShock Comics Announces Animosity #1

Well if you were pissed that Bennett didn't get the new Wonder Woman series, this is a hell of a way to support her. I'll give it a shot in August when it hits.

ANIMOSITY #1 / $3.99 / 32 pages / Color / on sale 8.3.16 writer: Marguerite Bennett artist: Rafael de Latore color: Rob Schwager

One day, the Animals woke up.

They started thinking. They started talking.

They started taking revenge.

Now, a dog and his girl are trying to get away--out of New York City, and all the way to San Francisco, to the only person who might be able to protect and save her.

From the writer of INSEXTS  A-FORCE, and BOMBSHELLS and the artist of SUPERZERO, comes a new kind of road trip, a new kind of black comedy, and a new kind of coming-of-age.

DC Entertainment Goes Back In Time For Retro Logo... Misses By Four Years

Today DC Entertainment announced that it traveled back in time to generate a new retro, yet modern logo for the company. The new logo will replace the "Sliding D" logo that most fans associate with the failed New 52 reboot. "The new logo is pull from history. If you look at our logo in 1972, well this is basically that, but in blue... we like blue", said some guy on the internet that has no connection to DC Entertainment.

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After unveiling the new logo which has already spread across the DC homepage and will likely make it's appearance on the upcoming first issues of DC Rebirth/DC "we do better when continuity is a mess", it was revealed that DC meant to go back to 1976 to bring back the longest running and fan favorite DC "Bullet" logo.

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When asked for a comment Jim Lee said, "Yeah Dan was behind the wheel that day and had one too many screwdrivers. I mean the tool not the drink, usually we just let him run out of screwdrivers to throw, but on this particular day he stopped by the Home Depot and maxed his corporate credit card."

Didio was unavailable for comment as he waited to talk to the manager at Home Depot about his return. The manager was quoted as saying, "I just work here bro and please stop taking T-Shirts off and giving them to other customers."

What baffles this "reporter" is that while DC managed to slap the logo everywhere they could they forgot their own favicon...

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Trailer Time: Warship Jolly Roger

A little bird told me we might have an exclusive preview coming for this title so stay tuned. In the meantime check out Magnetic Press' trailer above because they make great fucking trailers.

In a gritty, star-spanning future, where mankind has colonized planets throughout the galaxy, former Confederation Commander Jon T. Munro was serving a life sentence for a war crime he was forced to commit. When a prison break runs amok, however, he seizes the opportunity to escape with a ragtag team of cons to form a small crew of pirates with one goal in mind: vengeful justice. And the first step in their plan is to steal the battle cruiser he once commanded, a state-of-the-art warship they call “The Jolly Roger”.

warship-jolly-roger-1BOOK ONE: NO TURNING BACK contains the first two chapters in this visually stunning sci-fi adventure, with breathtaking artwork by series creator Miquel Montllo and written by Sylvain Runberg (Millennium), this epic tale of space pirates and political intrigue combines the emotional depth and excitement of sci-fi favorites such as “Battlestar Galactica” and “Starship Troopers”, with a visual style that leaps off the page like an animated feature film.

Pages: 120 pages Format: Hardcover with curved corners and spot-gloss elements Size:  8.5″ x 11″ Cover Price: $19.99 ISBN:  978-1-942367-23-9 DOC:  MAY161625

FINALLY! There's a preview for Snotgirl #1

Well I would kill to read this book right now and I imagine I'm not alone in that. Good news, a preview means it's ready and will soon be here to read. From Image Comics:

Image Comics is pleased to announce the highly-anticipated new ongoing series SNOTGIRL by New York Times bestselling writer Bryan Lee O’Malley (Scott Pilgrim) and featuring dazzling artwork by newcomer Leslie Hung. First announced at Image Expo and teased in the inaugural issue of Image+ Magazine, SNOTGIRL will launch this July.

In SNOTGIRL #1, readers will meet Lottie Person. Lottie’s a gorgeous, fun-loving social media star with a seemingly perfect life—but deep-down is she really just a gross, allergy-ridden mess? Enter a world of snot, blood, and tears in this new ongoing series.

"Lottie Person is an extreme example of someone whose online persona is a calculated performance. She's gorgeous, she has great hair and clothes, she has the perfect apartment in downtown Los Angeles," said O'Malley of the main character in a recent interview in Image+ Magazine. "By all appearances she's flawless, but she's an introverted weirdo on the inside."

Hung incorporated current brands and fashion elements into the story and said of her art strategy: "It was important to pay attention to brands, but also to the people who wear those brands in day-to-day life... All the characters kind of have their own thing going on, but as events unfold, I hope people are able to see when things start to shift, and I'm definitely letting the situations dictate the details."

SNOTGIRL #1 Cover A by Hung (Diamond Code MAY160544) and Cover B by O’Malley (Diamond Code MAY160545) will hit comic book stores on Wednesday, July 20th. The final order cutoff deadline for comic book retailers is Monday, June 27th.

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The Rich & the Wretched: An Interview with Kaare Kyle Andrews

There aren’t many like Kaare Kyle Andrews. The Shuster Award-winning author is an absolute master of the creative process, multi-dimensional and multi-talented. His past works cover some of the most exciting titles in comics today - including The Incredible Hulk, The Amazing Spider-Man and the 2014 re-launch of Marvel’s Iron fist. He’s cut his teeth on some of the most familiar comic book characters ever created and now Andrews completely focussed on the upcoming release of his first creator-owned title Renato Jones: The One %. Recently I had the opportunity to catch up with Kaare and pick his brain on all things Renato Jones. His responses were articulate, genuine but most of all insightful; helping to better my understanding of his motivation and aspirations. Below is the full interview: read it, love it and discover for yourselves why/how “The Super-Rich are Super-Fucked!”

Jordan Claes: Do you feel that the super-rich have something to atone for?

Kaare Kyle Andrews: It would be a mistake to look at the book in those terms. What my book is really about is a man who hunts the kind of evil that hides behind wealth. Renato Jones judges the super-rich for their crimes, not their bank accounts. It’s luxury-fueled action and adventure on a scale only the 1% could afford.

JC: How do you think Renato Jones would approach someone like Donald Trump?

KKA: So long as Donald Trump isn’t murdering children with his bare hands, he’s probably safe. But who knows? Maybe he IS murdering children with his bare hands. Then Renato Jones would pay him a visit. I know what he’d probably do to recently-convicted former Senator Dennis Hastert...

Renato-Jones---The-One-%-#1-1JC: Your profile picture shows your hand inscribed with the bold black letters “WRITE, DRAW, CREATE – EVERYTHING.” How has this philosophy affected or changed your approach to making comics?

KKA: I find myself embracing a way of comics that was fairly common in the 80’s but has become a rarity today. The writer-artist was always the kind of creator that I liked best; the kind of creator that kept changing the game. I don’t want to hide behind the name or reputation of anyone else. I want to own all of my wins and failures as an artist. Now, that’s not to say I’m done with collaboration - there are a few writers working now that I want to work with. There are artists that I want to work with. But at this very minute, I’m most interested in owning the creative process as a one man army.

JC: Settle an argument for us if you would: the girl in Renato’s arms on the front cover – dead or alive?

KKA: Ha! Read issue #2, “The Masquerade Ball” issue and see! This was one of the first visuals that came out of my pen when creating this book. There is something about decadence and excess that is summed up in this drawing for me and became the central plot for the second issue. I have noticed a small segment of strange internet reactions about the notion of “Renato Jones holding a young dead woman that he just MURDERED”—but when you read issue #2 you’ll see that this is simply the knee-jerk reaction of Twitter and nothing to do with the content of the book. That’s pretty much an ink blot reaction—like what is the viewer putting into the image from their own life experiences? This reminds me of the idea of the three corners of Art-making. 1) The Artist: who she is, what she’s interested in, 2) The Work: what she’s actually created and by what means and 3) The Audience: how they react to the piece itself. Without all three corners of this triangle, you don’t have Art. And good art doesn’t just present you with something—it pulls something out of you as a viewer. It creates an interaction, not just a reaction.

JC: Do you view Renato Jones as your own form of social commentary or is this just pure revenge-fantasy fun?

KKA: It’s actually neither. I have no interest in making any kind of socio-political statements and it’s also not about revenge. It’s about RESTITUTION! It’s about making people pay for what the choices they make. There is a price to everything.

JC: It’s hard to ignore the theme of the outcast in Renato Jones: he’s someone who has come up within the social circles of the elite, yet he knows in his bones that he doesn’t quite belong there. Do his conflictions mirror your own, especially regarding your relationship with Marvel?

KA: Much like a lot of people drawn to comics, I’ve always lived the role of the outsider. Growing up I was popular enough but I’ve always felt a little outside of things. This kind of feeling can turn you into a serial killer or an artist - thankfully, I could draw. And it’s the role of the artist to stay on the outside: to look in from a unique perspective and share it with people. I have a lot of friends at Marvel and have continued working with them since starting Renato Jones. We’re talking about more projects in the future. Maybe I am a little out-of-step with mainstream event style storytelling—but that’s the strength I bring to a company like Marvel. But again—right now, right here, I’m 100% Renato Jones. I’m staying focused, I’m hungry and I am putting everything I have into this book!

JC: If Renato Jones: The One % were a movie what song would play at the opening/end credits?

KKA: This may be the greatest question I have been asked about my work... like EVER. Run Boy Run by Woodkid: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

JC: What can we look forward to in issues to come?

KKA: Orgies, Outtrumps and Oligarchies oh my! By issue 4, if you’re not shocked, outraged and engaged, I’ll eat my shoes - on Periscope.

Read Double Takes First and Second Issues Now

This is actually a nice prelude to a podcast we're going to be doing with a couple of the Double Take guys. In fact, if you have questions then let us know in the comments. Otherwise this is a good opportunity to catch up on all ten of their first issue and all ten of their second issues. If this is your first time on the site then you don't know that I've reviewed all twenty issues... actually I've reviewed all thirty issues, but the third issues aren't on their comic book player yet. As for the player, its browser friendly so you won't be reading the entire page, but rather going panel by panel. The artists for each book really keep both print and digital in mind while creating the book so you won't see any awkward arms hanging out the side or any of that crap.

If this is your first time with a Double Take title then perhaps some additional info is needed. This shared comic universe takes place in the world of The Night of the Living Dead. Don't go looking for the issue that rehashes the film because it doesn't exist. There are some overlapping characters and scenes from the movie recreated, but its the event and setting that's important to this world. Since I also have the benefit of having read the third issues I will go one step further and explain that there are several comics that break from the traditional mold of storytelling. You'll find in books like Spring and a few others that characters tell seemingly random stories instead of narrating point by point to. This is intentional as it would be rather dull to explain what's visually unfolding in the issue, instead they build characters with these stories. I think that's important to know off the bat because if you don't like it, then skip it and make it a silent issue. It won't change the plot, but they are interesting and sometimes funny stories.

Perhaps at this point you're interested in more info about Double Take, in which case I would encourage you to check out there site... here.

Again, we welcome any questions you have for the Double Take team and if you have any problems with the player just let us know, otherwise happy reading!

*So the player doesn't work to well on mobile so if you're having problems then definitely head over to Double Take's site where you can read the titles in the same web-friendly format.

Panel Syndicate Releases One-Shot Walking Dead Comic

Well this is interesting. Another creator A) letting someone else use their universe and letting them B) keep all the money is just pretty damn interesting. Panel Syndicate has always been an interesting experiment, but ultimately I think it's one that only works because of who the creators are.

[su_quote]Hola, amigos! Brian and Marcos here, excited to share that our new WALKING DEAD one-shot is finally available exclusively online at PanelSyndicate.com! We’re stunned and grateful that Robert Kirkman let us tell this particular story, which is firmly set in the continuity of his and Charlie Adlard’s beloved series. “The Alien" sheds light on a corner of their undead universe we never dreamed they’d let us reveal, and you can download the entire 31-page (!) black-and-white special at PanelSyndicate.com for any price you think is fair. Robert is very generously allowing us to keep 100% of whatever readers like you contribute, so thanks for helping to keep our site alive! - BKV & MM[/su_quote]

 

Trailer Time: THE SWEETNESS, A New Science Fiction Comic Book Series About Intergalactic Smugglers

Sink your teeth into THE SWEETNESS, a new science fiction adventure comic book series about intergalactic smugglers by acclaimed, YALSA-nominated writer/artist Miss Lasko-Gross (HENNI) and the Eisner Award-nominated, XERIC award-winning cartoonist Kevin Colden (FISHTOWN). Set in the future, the first collaboration from the married creative team of Lasko-Gross and Colden follows two badass female intergalactic smugglers catering to the unique tastes of Alien drug addicts with a mysterious controlled substance. Due out in June from Z2 Comics, THE SWEETNESS reads like an old-school Vertigo book packed with fun-loving adventure.

In THE SWEETNESS, Miss and Kevin have crafted characters and storylines that are effortlessly feminist in ways other popular comics play lip service to but don’t quite land.“I want people to be excited about a badass space smuggler story and fall in love with the characters,” says Miss Lasko-Gross. “I hope readers are sucked into the story by the surreal moments of twisted humor and surprise."

“THE SWEETNESS is smart, fun, and Star-Warsy, but with more women, people of color -- and it’s more raunchy,” says Kevin Colden. “"This series marks my return to drawing long form comics (after taking time off to focus on family and other creative work), and while I’m usually very critical of my own work, this is the best work I’ve done.””

The order code for THE SWEETNESS #1, APR162173

Farlaine the Goblin ~ Completing the Series by Farlaine the Goblin

We've covered Farlaine the Goblin on the site previous and it's a great series that's right at home in the all-ages category. The creator (who is also Farlaine the Goblin) has taken to kickstarter to finish the series off and though we're not covering kickstarters anymore, this is a project we've been very supportive of and I couldn't pass up the opportunity to talk about it and give it some support. Check it out on the link below.

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Interview: Monty Nero Talks About Death Sentence: London

Note: This interview wasn't conducted by Comic Bastards.

Death Sentence London is in bookshops 19th April - a graphic novel about Verity Fette, aka Artgirl, uncovering a conspiracy at the heart of the British government. Meanwhile she's coming to terms with contracting G-plus - an STD which'll kill her in six months while enhancing her abilities. Series co-creator and writer Monty Nero tells us more, 

Monty NeroHi, Monty. So what’s Death Sentence London all about?

Well at its simplest it’s about an STD that kills you in six months while making you great at doing whatever you love. In Verity’s case that’s art, so she’s learning to manipulate imagery with her mind. And as she’s getting to grips with that she’s hunted down because of what she’s discovered about London’s Mayor Tony Bronson.

Who else is in the story?

It focuses more on women this time. I like to focus on things I haven’t seen before in comics and there aren’t that many writers that have portrayed realistic women well – with a few notable exceptions - so there’s lots of fresh snow to explore there.

Verity’s based on a few people I’ve known. She’s passionate about art but she’s frustrated by how to realize her vision. She’ll do the right thing, but only when she has to ‘cause she basically wants to get on with her life.  I think we all know people like that.

Then there’s a new character, Roots, who’s hustling to survive. Contracting G-plus gives her the power to change her life, initially by extending her drug dealing operation at the expense of other gangs. Which brings her into conflict with Retch, a gangster who rots whatever he touches. He articulates that dispossessed and bitter inner city feeling. It all culminates in an explosive gang war and rioting on the streets.

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Rioting seems to be a theme throughout Death Sentence. How do the two books tie together?

Well they’re both self-contained, while developing the same themes and characters. So you can pick either up or read them together and be happy. While Mike Dowling was drawing the riots in the first story, the London riots erupted around him in Hackney. He was living above a shop, and he was sleeping with his shoes on ready to bolt if it got firebombed so I followed it all extra closely through him. And the riot in Death Sentence London explodes just as the Mark Duggan riot did, except in our case its Mary Duncan who gets shot.

This is a decade of rioting and civil disobedience worldwide, whether it’s the Arab Spring, Ferguson, Occupy, Ukraine. Social media has given ordinary people a way to mobilize and express their anger. Governments are spooked by that, increasing surveillance and militarizing the police. It’s a very dangerous situation and our liberty is at stake – so it couldn’t be more urgent.  The issue of power and the state, the rights of the individual over the rights of government, runs through the heart of the book.

You’ve got another new character, Jeb Mulgrew and a brand new artist in Martin Simmonds. Why’s that?

Mike and I both got work from American publishers after the first book, and while I still have time to write Death Sentence scripts the art is more labor intensive so Mike can’t do two series at once. Martin is someone whose work I’d admired for a long time, with a similar gritty realistic style, so we thought he was the perfect guy to take over. He’s taken characters like Verity to another level and done some astounding pages.

Jeb’s an undercover agent sent by the Americans to find out more about the G-plus virus. He goes to the Island where they’re researching a cure and it becomes a kind of surreal and nerve jangling thriller at that point. On a technical level Jeb’s new to Death Sentence, so first time readers learn about the world as he does.

Thanks Monty. Death Sentence is in bookshops April 19th - 160 pages for £14.99/$19.99 from Titan Comics.

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A Brief Comic Book History of Captain America and The Avengers

The story of Captain America and the Avengers starts first with Captain America. The original Captain America, before later being revealed that he was technically the second Captain America, was a scrawny dude named Steve Rogers. He was rejected by the military over and over, but he was all like, “I love my country and stuff.” Some whack ass scientist that had defected from Germany during the second world war took pity on his ass and was like, “I’m going to make you so strong you’ll be like a god solider… no a super solider.” kirby-capnThis happens, but because it was convenient to the story they killed the scientist so that Steve could be the only one. He started beating the shit out of the Nazi’s, but just couldn’t finish off the war and shit bags like the Red Skull and like nine generations of the Zemo family. Eventually the Nazi’s launched a missile towards the States. Captain America and Bucky, his forever dead to me sidekick, jumped on the missile and were like, “Hell no, we won’t go.”

Well Bucky lost his arm and fell into the ocean later to be ruined by Ed Brubaker. Captain America rode that fucking thing down into the lapping waves of whatever ocean you want to pretend is nearby this scenario. This all happened because Marvel editors were like, “shit man… it’s the sixties and this dude is still fighting fucking Nazi’s and trying to win World War II or some shit.”

So they froze his ass to have the Avengers find him in their fourth issue back in 1964 (Side note, even though he was gone for like a decade Marvel has forever used the “Man out of Time” storyline for him). Really Iron Man was just looking for some rich guy eccentric ice cubes and found Captain America floating around in the world’s largest strawberry daiquiri which DQ’d him from entering the Guinness Book of World Records: Annoying Rich Guy Edition.

91t1OzI52uLSpeaking of money, there are many cool online games such as: Captain America online slot games and others that feature the Avengers and Captain America characters. This was after Loki, a then unpopular and pretty shit character decided he would for some fucking reason go around and piss off all the heroes individually until they joined up and beat his ass.

Why he thought to himself, “I better mess with that dude that controls ants and the woman that stings like a wasp, but designs clothes like a diva”, is beyond anyone’s scope of knowledge. Loki at this point became a forever punching bag since he couldn’t be killed and they could just beat his ass after whatever lame filler story he was in came to pass. Eventually the bright bulbs at Marvel realized that they had a Batman/Superman situation going on, but instead of their Red/White and Blue good guy becoming best friends with their Playboy, genius billionaire good guy, they decided they should never really be friends and kind of war all the time because Thor was always cooler to hang out with.

2464638-avengers004This brought about the Civil War in which you rooted for Captain America because Iron Man was a dick and cloned Thor and that was cool until he killed Goliath (who they’ve never brought back I might add) and then at the end Captain America was getting beat up by firemen, EMT’s and police men because he was out of fucking control. Suddenly he was wrong, but it didn’t matter because Ed Brubaker was waiting in the wings to take that motherfucker out! More stuff happened and now Captain America is just some old dude whose personality somehow aged when his body magically did overnight. He no longer understands what “kids are talking about” or this “rap music” and don’t even get him started on Trap music, that will give him the worse gas he’s had since eating left over rations from the 50s.

He learned the hard way that you can never go home again. Iron Man on the other hand had his origin completely changed so that he went to college in the 80s and this one fundamental change has revamped the entire Marvel Universe’s timeline, but no one seems to care because he might get to drink again without it being included in a major crossover… involving Nazis. As for the rest of the Avengers, they change like the wind so good luck keeping up with them.

For the record, Steve Rogers aka Captain America II, has dated/made it with more beautiful women than the rest of the Marvel Universe. This includes Iron Man who once dated Madam Masque… there isn’t enough booze in the world to explain that one, but dating two generations of Carters; that’s just classy.