OMAKASE KICKS OFF OTAKON 2016 REGISTRATION WITH AMAZING BUNDLE FOR ANIME FANS

OMAKASE, the new subscription service that offers bimonthly boxes of curated merchandise, ad-free anime streaming and original digital comics and music, and Otakorp, Inc., the educational non-profit who organizes the massively popular Otakon convention, announced today an amazing bundle that includes a two-month membership to OMAKASE and membership to attend Otakon 2016. “Otakon is the driving force behind anime fandom and Japanese popular culture on the East Coast,” said Rob Pereyda, Chief Executive Officer of Viewster Inc. “We were thrilled to exhibit at Otakon last year, and know that their fans are trendsetters, influencers and the very people who are the bedrock of the anime community.”

Currently, this promotion is the only way to register for Otakon 2016. There will be no better deal after this promotion ends. Fans can receive membership to Otakon 2016 by doing the following:

  • Sign-up for OMAKASE at full price ($29.00 plus $6.00 shipping & handling in the USA) between 12:00PM (PST) on January 11, 2016 and 11:59PM (PST) on January 23, 2016
  • Receive an email from Viewster on January 26, 2016 with a link to a redemption form to obtain Otakon 2016 membership
  • Fill out the redemption form and agree to Otakon’s Terms & Conditions by 11:59PM (PST) February 2, 2016
  • Enjoy America’s premier anime merchandise subscription service as well as the East Coast’s premiere anime convention all for one amazing low price!

Eligibility Period: must subscribe to OMAKASE at regular price between January 11, 2016 at 12:00PM PST and January 23, 2016 at 11:59PM PST. Any customers who used coupons or other bundles will be ineligible for this promotion.

Email Delivery: Viewster to email customers at the email address they signed up for OMAKASE with, on January 26, 2016. Email will be sent from Viewster’s SurveyMonkey account via MailChimp. Customers must disable their spam filters and check their spam folders to ensure they receive this email.

Redemption Period: customers must redeem by February 2, 2016 at 11:59PM PST.

The current theme for OMAKASE’s upcoming subscription merchandise box (January 2016) is Naruto Shippuden. Items include an exclusive Gold Naruto Mininja, an exclusive Sasuke Highly Articulated Figure, a mystery Gaara item and more action-packed surprises. Created by Masashi Kishimoto, Naruto debuted in Weekly Shonen Jump magazine in Japan in 1999 and quickly became that country’s most popular ninja manga properties. The series spawned multiple anime series, movies, novels, video games and more, and is beloved by millions worldwide. The manga series (rated ‘T’ for Teens) and animated counterpart (Naruto and Naruto Shippuden rated ‘TV-14’) are both published by VIZ Media in North America.

OMAKASE, operated by Viewster, shipped its first merchandise box in November 2015 to universal acclaim with Kill la Kill. Items included a gold foil hardcover manga, a Senketsu scarf, a Mako Mankanshoku towel, a Mittsu Hoshi wristband and a Guts button. All merchandise inside OMAKASE is officially licensed, including OMAKASE’s upcoming use of Naruto Shippuden, which is officially licensed by TV TOKYO and VIZ Media.

Get more information and join OMAKASE at http://www.viewster.com/omakase.

Worst Movies of 2015 #1

You can't have the "Best" without the "Worst" so in typical Comic Bastards fashion we're bringing you the worst movies of 2015. Yeah we're steadily into the new year, but let's not forget what made for some painful cinema last year. Also, we could only pick the movie's we've seen. So if something isn't on our list and you're surprised... don't be. That means it was so bad we didn't even waste our time.


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DUSTIN: Jupiter Ascending

No joke, this film does almost the same thing as Star Wars and Jurassic World in that it tries to rip off the Matrix and fails. Which is really sad considering it’s made by the people who made the Matrix. The performances suck. The CG sucks. The story is beyond suck. Even suck looks at the story and is embarrassed to be seen with it. It’s the worst movie of the year and it had an incredible budget. Instead it just ends up looking like a movie too heavily influenced by the 90’s rave scene. If you want to punish yourself, watch this three-hour turd and try not to laugh at the stupid fuck ending which does not match up with the rest of the fucking story.

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DAVE: The Ridiculous Six

I’ve already reviewed The Ridiculous Six for this site, giving it a score of 1/5 and frankly it was lucky to get that “1”. That few meagre positives it did have were supplied by cameos from the likes of John Turturro, Harvey Keitel and Nick Nolte, who must have known they were in a terrible film and decided to have fun with it. The actual plot involves Sandler’s Tommy (aka White Knife) and his five half brothers, all of them different one-note stereotypes, rescuing their father (Nick Nolte) from generic bad guy Cicero (Danny Trejo). The loose plot doesn’t really go anywhere, and recurring jokes about Native American names and donkey shit tell you the intellectual level this is operating at. Sandler phones in a peformance as usual, and even he looks fed up by his films at this point. I can think of absolutely no reason to recommend this overlong, boring mess of a film to anyone. But then, I don’t need to - at the time of writing, this is the most watched film ever on Netflix. Maybe it’s about time for the seas to rise and claim us all.

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CAMERON: Ted 2

I loved the First Ted. I saw it 3 times in Theaters. The first Ted film, was so funny, because it felt like a Real Life Family Guy. Ted 2…………..I honestly was speechless when I saw this film. About 20 minutes in, I realized the film began (I’m not kidding) Ted 2 felt like they had a bunch of random scenes and jokes with almost no story and had to piece it together. Mark Wahlberg was horrendous in this film. He barely seemed to show up and when he did, it just felt boring and sad. Also, I’m not sure if anyone noticed, but Ted 2 had almost no music throughout the film. Ted 2 was so bad, I didn’t even care to watch the ending. I turned it off about half way through. This was not only the worst but most disappointing film of 2015.

Worst Movies of 2015 #2

You can't have the "Best" without the "Worst" so in typical Comic Bastards fashion we're bringing you the worst movies of 2015. Yeah we're steadily into the new year, but let's not forget what made for some painful cinema last year. Also, we could only pick the movie's we've seen. So if something isn't on our list and you're surprised... don't be. That means it was so bad we didn't even waste our time.


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CAMERON: Trainwreck

When my wife and I saw this in theaters, we contemplated leaving several times during this film. The film was HORRIBLE. If you’d like to see my in-depth review, check it out here, but at the time of my review, this was the worst film I have ever seen. I didn’t have much faith, because I feel Amy Schumer is not very funny, but this was cringe worthy. The dialogue is banter and meaningless, and not only that, but it was so vulgar and pointless, it just became annoying. Also, this film was like over 2 hours long, and that is INSANE for a comedy, especially considering the plot was so basic and obvious. Trainwreck smashes down to my #2 spot.

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DAVE: United Passions

It seems a bit unfair to include this laughable FIFA propaganda film on this list, but after a year that has seen crook after crook get their comeuppance after years of bribery, corruption and Mafia-style omerta, it seems oddly appropriate. FIFA spent about $24m of its slush fund (but it’s a non-profit organisation, of course) on this self-serving mess, recruiting reasonably respected actors like Tim Roth, Sam Neill and Gerard Depardieu to come on board. The oddest thing about the film is that it’s a football/soccer film that places meetings, boardroom deals and advertising contracts above the actual sport in importance.

Roth plays recently-deposed FIFA president Sepp Blatter who, along with his mentor Joao Havelange (Sam Neill) reforms FIFA and makes the World Cup the world’s grandest sporting spectacle. Also, if you want to swallow the propaganda, the two ended apartheid, survived bankruptcy and beat internal corruption (it seems laughable now, given how many of these men and their cronies are - or soon will be - behind bars). Someday there might be a film about what really happened at FIFA as it went from an insular, loss-making organisation to making more money than the GDP of a small country, but this film is not that. More importantly perhaps than any of the nonsense the film spouts is the fact that it’s more boring than one of those FIFA meetings.

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DUSTIN: Vice

I know that some of you are probably wondering how the fuck this isn’t my number one movie. Let me explain, the number one movie had a budget and filmmakers that should have been able to make something better than a turd. Vice was a bad movie on a terrible budget. I suspect that they spent all their money, getting Bruce Willis or even worse this film was tanked by Willis’ Expendables 3 paycheck being pushed over to Vice’s check book. Whatever the case, the story is god awful. A city that people can do whatever they want and A.I.’s that are so lifelike that they have to wipe their memories… because they’re murdered and raped daily. For some reason the Punisher is there, but he’s not the Punisher, he’s just a cop with morals. We never learn why. He kills real people to set the A.I. people free… it’s a piece of shit and the filmmakers should be embarrassed and so should the actors.

Worst Movies of 2015 #3

You can't have the "Best" without the "Worst" so in typical Comic Bastards fashion we're bringing you the worst movies of 2015. Yeah we're steadily into the new year, but let's not forget what made for some painful cinema last year. Also, we could only pick the movie's we've seen. So if something isn't on our list and you're surprised... don't be. That means it was so bad we didn't even waste our time.


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DAVE: Taken 3

Luc Besson has never met a successful film that he didn’t try to turn into a money-making franchise, but each Taken sequel has been worse than the last, and each one seems to move further and further away from what made the first one such an unexpected hit. The original taken is taught, tense and enjoyable, but Taken 3 (hopefully the franchise’s last breath) has very little to do with those other films, aside from featuring Liam Neeson punching random Eastern European men with beards. Nothing is “taken” is Taken 3, instead the plot finds Neeson’s Bryan Mills framed for the murder of his ex-wife, and on the run from the LAPD. It feels like writers Besson and Robert Mark Kamen (along with director Oliver Megaton) have taken a generic thriller screenplay and run it through a “Taken” filter. It’s a bit The Fugitive, but nowhere near as good.

I can remember when, at the end of Taken 2, Neeson’s character said “I’m...just so tired”. We all are, Liam, we all are. Stopping at one film would have been perfect. Stopping after the lesser second one would have been advisable, but stopping at three really, really needs to happen. I never thought watching the man who played Oscar Schindler punch people would get boring. But it has.

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CAMERON: The Loft

When I first saw the trailer for The Loft, I was quite interested. I loved Wentworth Miller in Prison Break, and of course it was just a hit cast. It also felt like it had the potential to be a modern-day “Clue” in that it would be a compelling mystery with great acting. WAS I EVER WRONG! This film was downright boring. The acting from EVERY star in it was beyond stale. Not only that, I saw the ending coming from A MILE AWAY. I mean, I give them credit for trying to pull a fast one, but I could tell from the second the film started who did it. With an atrocious screenplay and disappointing acting, The Loft takes my #3 spot.

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DUSTIN: Jurassic World/Star Wars: The Force Awakens

What I’m about to say applies to both films. They’re just remakes of the first film, but done in continuity. Sure, they’re the two biggest films, but when I watched them they did the same thing. Make references to the successful first film while copying it. I didn’t enjoy either. They were just rehash. They are what’s wrong with Hollywood and yet movie audiences continue to eat it up. Why? Because they buy the hype rather than making informed decisions and looking for balanced opinions. They tie for third because they do the exact same fucking thing and if you can’t see that then you probably saw both of them twice. Also if you want a tie-breaker just pick whichever one made enough money for you at the box office.

Worst Movies of 2015 #4

You can't have the "Best" without the "Worst" so in typical Comic Bastards fashion we're bringing you the worst movies of 2015. Yeah we're steadily into the new year, but let's not forget what made for some painful cinema last year. Also, we could only pick the movie's we've seen. So if something isn't on our list and you're surprised... don't be. That means it was so bad we didn't even waste our time.


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CAMERON: Hot Pursuit

Nothing is more annoying than Sofia Vergara yelling non-stop and Reese Witherspoon’s horrible southern accent. But it gets worse. Hot Pursuit, felt like an excuse to use to use very well-known actresses, in a pointless and plotless “Drug Cartel” style film. I think Sofia Vergara is hilarious in Modern Family, but this was beyond bad. Her entire role in this film was yelling and complaining to the point where I was thinking of shutting it off during important scenes. Without a plot, and ANNOYING acting, this film flops to my number #4 spot.

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DAVE: Fantastic Four

It’s beginning to look like The Fantastic Four might be cursed. Ten years after Fox’s first poorly received attempt to kick-start a film franchise, they gave it another go. Initial signs were promising with a decent enough cast including up-and-comers like Kate Mara and Michael B. Jordan and a young director that had produced in interesting spin on the superhero genre with the low-budget Chronicle.

All that promise was for nought, though, as the 2015 version proved to be somehow worse than the 2005 vintage. It slogged through an origin story we’ve all heard a thousand times (and seen onscreen at least once before) takes ages to set up any kind of conflict and then sputters and coughs to an apologetic stop. Last time, Fantastic Four got an unwanted sequel, but it seems any plans for that have been scrapped. No matter what the rumours of behind-the-scenes shenanigans might suggest, there’s no real excuse for a film this bad to be made from this source material. Shall we all have another go in 10 years?

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DUSTIN: Hitman: Agent 47

They need my blood to make more like me… but they’ve made a better version so… why the fuck do they need me? That’s the basic idea of this movie. There was some okay action. There were a lot of nods to the game which were nice, but the story was shit. The story was a fucking mess and so mediocre that you could watch it on mute. A girl tracks down her father that’s been off the grid and she doesn’t realize that that plays right into the hands of the people who want to find him? Wat? This movie proved that Hollywood isn’t ready for video game movies and that we’re a was off from them taking over for comic book movies.

Worst Movies of 2015 #5

You can't have the "Best" without the "Worst" so in typical Comic Bastards fashion we're bringing you the worst movies of 2015. Yeah we're steadily into the new year, but let's not forget what made for some painful cinema last year. Also, we could only pick the movie's we've seen. So if something isn't on our list and you're surprised... don't be. That means it was so bad we didn't even waste our time.


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DAVE: Ted 2

Year on year, Seth MacFarlane seems to be losing the goodwill that many years of Family Guy had given him. While Ted was surprisingly funny, A Million Ways To Die In The West was muddled and Ted 2, the ill-advised sequel, little short of a disaster. The first film about Mark Wahlberg’s mid-30s slacker and his only real friend, a magical, foul-mouthed stoner bear, was a lot funnier than it had any right to be. It wasn’t smart, sure, but it didn’t need to be,

Ted 2, at points, tries desperately to be smart, to the point where it forgets to actually make jokes. That said, maybe it’s for the best - most of the jokes it does make fail to land - when one of your funniest moments is recycled from a decades old Family Guy episode, you know you’re in trouble. Supporting players include Amanda Seyfried (in for Mila Kunis, who wisely side-stepped this second installment) and Morgan Freeman, but even they can’t save this one.

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CAMERON: Unfinished Business

Unfinished Business didn’t seem to have a lot going for it other than Vince Vaughn. He is one of those actors that can either be hilarious in films like Old School and Couples Retreat, or he can be extremely boring and just not funny. Unfinished Business falls into the trap of what I call “Party-Comedy” These films are basically Montage scenes of partying with exposition filled dialogue in between. Tons of films fall into this category like Sisters, Hot Tub Time Machine 1 and 2, and MANY others! The problem with UB, is it never even felt fun. I didn’t feel there was any stakes to this film. It was honestly very boring, and that’s why it takes my #5 Spot!

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DUSTIN: The Longest Ride

I only saw this movie because I was home for the holidays and my father watched it. He thought it was a cowboy movie, which it does pretend to be, but he had never seen a Nicolas Sparks story brought to the silver screen. Someone dies. Someone always dies in a Nicolas Sparks story. The story is typical. There’s a twist after a death that makes everyone’s lives better. You’ll cry if you’re into the weak attempts at pulling on our heart-strings. The only other movie that does it this obviously was Inside Out (which almost made my list). Scott Eastwood apparently learned acting from watching paint dry. His performance is dull just like the rest of the movie. Alan Alda plays “old man dying” and it’s pretty obvious that he showed up for the pay check and because his character mostly got to sit down. The fucked up part is that, “The Longest Ride” isn’t really about the longest ride which is a bull riding term, but rather the story of the old guy. Pretty shitty title bait and switch if you ask me. Also the CG bull riding looks terrible.

"Forever: The Complete Series" comes to DVD on 1/19 via Warner Archive Collection

Once again, Warner Archive Collection rewards fan loyalty with the release of a much-beloved series – Forever: The Complete Series comes to DVD on Tuesday, January 19, 2016 via WBshop.com and popular online retailers. Fresh off its single-season run on ABC in 2014-2015, Forever: The Complete Series includes all 22 episodes as well as additional never-before-seen deleted scenes from many of the episodes on a 5-disc DVD set. Creator and Executive Producer Matthew Miller (Chuck, Human Target, The 100) is thrilled the series will live on through its DVD release.

“We’re so proud of this series and the way it resonated with fans,” Miller says. “I’m excited for the fans that we’re not only able to release all 22 episodes on DVD, but include previously unseen footage. It’s another chance to breathe new life into the show for both devoted fans and new viewers.”

ForeverCompleteSeries_V_DD_KA_TT_1566x2250_300dpi_5dfd3fabThe series’ premise struck an instant chord with fans: What would you do if you had all the time in the world? The otherworldly drama – from Miller and fellow executive producers Dan Lin (Sherlock Holmes) and Jennifer Gwartz (Veronica Mars) – follows Dr. Henry Morgan (Ioan Gruffudd), a star New York City medical examiner, on his journey to answer that looming question. Henry has a vested interest in studying the dead: He is immortal, and only his best friend and confidant, Abe (Judd Hirsch), full of life at age 75, knows Henry’s secret. Henry hasn’t aged at all since the clock stopped 200 years ago, but he’s managed to be discreet without anyone finding out his affliction. That task becomes increasingly difficult when he meets NYPD detective Jo Martinez (Alana De La Garza), who is fascinated by Henry after learning he was the sole survivor of a horrific train crash — and his knowledge proves extremely helpful to her in solving crimes.

“This series is about a character who is immortal, and to that point the show never ends – it never dies,” Miller says. “Given the incredible fan support we’ve received, I feel like that’s true. The fans have not stopped for a minute. They host live Twitter events and have created fan fiction, online graphic novels, you name it. Social media and the release of the full-series DVD continue to make this show immortal.”

Beyond Gruffudd (Fantastic Four, San Andreas), De La Garza (Law & Order, upcoming Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders) and Emmy® Award winner Hirsh (Taxi, Ordinary People, Independence Day), the main cast of Forever features Lorraine Toussaint (Rosewood, Orange Is The New Black), Joel David Moore (Bones, Avatar, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story) and Donnie Keshawarz (24, The Sopranos, Damages).

The guest cast is filled with award-winning acting talent, most notably Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr. (American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson, Jerry Maguire), two-time Emmy® Award winner Jane Alexander (Warm Springs, All The President’s Men), and Emmy® & Golden Globe Award winner Jane Seymour (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, Wedding Crashers, Live And Let Die). Fan favorites populate the guest cast, as well, including John Noble (Fringe, The Lord of the Rings), Emily Kinney (The Walking Dead), Roger Rees (Cheers, The West Wing, M.A.N.T.I.S.), Blair Brown (Fringe, Limitless, Orange Is The New Black), David Krumholtz (Numb3rs, Serenity), James McCaffrey (Rescue Me), Lee Tergesen (Defiance, Longmire, Oz), Don McManus (Justified, Mom), William Baldwin (Backdraft, Flatliners), Mackenzie Mauzy (Into The Woods, The Bold and the Beautiful), Hilarie Burton (One Tree Hill, White Collar), Shamika Cotton (The Wire) and Burn Gorman (Torchwood, Game of Thrones, The Dark Knight Rises).

Warner Archive Collection (WAC) and Warner Archive Instant (WAI) continue to serve as hosts to some of the most treasured films, television series and animated entertainment in history, particularly in the fanboy realm. WAC/WAI runs the gamut from live-action classics like Ladyhawke and Wolfen to beloved TV faire such as Superboy, Wonder Woman (1974) and Shazam! to animated greats like Twice Upon A Time, Atom Ant: The Complete Series, Justice League Unlmited andYoung Justice. WAC offerings can be found via wbshop.com and many of your favorite online retailers, and WAI is located at http://instant.warnerarchive.com. Get a free one-month trial now!

CBMFP 216: Wanna Try Some Comics?

It's 2016 and we've got our first regular episode of the year! Sadly, there is no fucking comic book news. You'll hear us say that like five times. It's all movie and TV shit so why not be surprised! Books covered on this episode:

  • Kennel Block Blues #1
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers #0
  • Carver #2
  • Chum Preview

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Review: Mirror #1

In a couple of recent reviews, I have complained about the tendency of comics to leave the reader in the dark in a way that is manipulative and predictable. Unless they are handled with extreme care, mysteries in stories can feel like thinly veiled macguffins designed to keep readers hooked. Mirror #1 by Emma Rios and Hwei Lim serves as an excellent example of how to avoid these pitfalls by making a confusing, potentially alienating concept into an emotionally satisfying story. At the then end of Mirror's first issue, I was not sure I understood all of what I had read, but I was nonetheless emotionally invested and anxious to read more. I suppose in some ways that should serve as a warning as well as a recommendation: Mirror will confuse you, but it will be worth it. Originally conceived as part of Brandon Graham's 8House (and still set in that universe though it stands alone), Mirror sets up a fantasy world with a distinctly modern twist. In a magical land referred to only as 'the Irzah colony', a human noble is attempting to create intelligent human animal hybrids in hopes of capturing something (it is not clear what) from the ancient animal guardians. This plot is unspooled bit by bit over the issue and I would not be surprised if I got some parts of it wrong, but the conceit is that whole new species are being created and do not hold the rights and privileges of humans.

Mirror-#1-1We are introduced to this world through the story of Ivan and Sena, a magician boy in training and his girl/dog friend. After being forcibly separated, Ivan grows to become a master mage while never forgetting the friendship he had with Sena. He extends an uncharacteristic kindness to Zun, a mouse-girl while refusing to bow the wishes of his lord Kazbek. As Kazbek and Ivan butt heads over the treatment of animals, Zun struggles to take care of an increasingly decrepit bear and a suitably grumpy sphinx.

While this dense plot could come off as dry and over-dense, Rios wisely keeps the script light, choosing to emphasize characters emotions and body language to tell their story instead of relying too heavily on exposition. We glean from Ivan's stooped but calm demeanor just how far he's come from the cheerful boy and his dog. We see by Zun's wide eyed looks that despite a life of servitude, she takes joy in the everyday excursions he is allowed to take. Even Kazbek, the closest thing the book seems to have to a villain, is fleshed out by his aversion to cruelty and the gentle mannerisms. The characters feel real, and vibrant often because they deviate from the archetypes so common to this sort of story.

Hwei Lim proves a worthy collaborator to Rios as she makes an original, imaginative world come alive while never losing the emotional thread of carefully paced story.  Each character is well-designed with special mention going to Zun whose round head and gigantic eyes immediately evoke a mouse without losing the emotional range of a human face. The complex page layouts are reminiscent of Rios own work (I suspect she provides thumbnails in fact), but Lim's art has a softer less cluttered effect, making them easy to read. Playful touches like Zun sitting on a panel border stood out to me as subtle reminders of the fantastic nature of the story. As a final beautiful touch, the colors look like watercolors applied in largely pastels to Lim's loose, rounded line work.

If there is one downside to all of this, it would be that despite feeling like complete emotional story some moments are a bit too confusing. At one or two point, I was unsure if what was depicted was flashback, imagination, or some other plot device. I believe the intent was for certain scenes to have a dreamlike quality, but in a story with so much unexplained going on it became confusing and pulled me out of the story. In the long run this is a minor quibble and offset more than a little by the ambitious nature of the story.

Mirror #1 is one of the most hugely enjoyable opening issues in recent memory, and I will be very excited to explore the world Rios and Lim have set up. I have barely scratched the surface of what is contained in the issue, and I highly recommend you get a copy yourself.


Score: 5/5


Mirror #1 Author: Emma Rios Artist: Hwei Lim Publisher: Image Comics Price: $2.99 Release Date: 2/3/16 Format: Ongoing; Print/Digital

Best Movies of 2015 #1

For the first time ever we’re bringing you the best movies of 2015! This list is a bit different from our comic section in that we’re just picking the top five movies of the year and ever writer is getting their own pick. Without further ado, here’s the #1 movies.


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DUSTIN: Chappie

Chappie is one of the best movie’s I’ve seen in a long ass time. Not only were the special effects wonderful and realistic, but the story was there to support the graphics and the world. Director Neill Blomkamp has always been able to deliver on both fronts, but it’s the emotional journey that he brings about with Chappie, his maker and his surrogate family that makes this film standout from his impressive resume. Sharlto Copley, a favorite of Blomkamp’s, delivers a performance that resonates with you and shows just how incredible of an actor he can be given the right material. Another thing that stands out about this film is the performances of all of the main characters. Hugh Jackman plays the unlikable heel, while Ninja and Yo-Landi Visser surprise with their performances. At the end of the day I picked Chappie because I want to watch Chappie again… and again. I think that says more about a film than anything else. I’ve seen plenty of ”great” films that I never wanted to watch again.

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DAVE: Mad Max: Fury Road

George Miller’s long awaited return to The Wasteland had been in gestation for so long that many thought it would never see the light of day. Back in the 90’s, when it was originally mooted, Mel Gibson was all set to reprise his role as Max Rockatansky and in the early years of the last decade it was suggested the movie could be animated. It eventually saw the light of day in 2015 as a live action, full-on assault on the senses, with Tom Hardy replacing the long gone Gibson in the title role. Fury Road is short on plot: it’s basically one long car chase with a grunting, monosyllabic Max helping Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron) escape the clutches of maniac despot Immortan Joe (Hugh Keays-Byrne) with several of his other wives in tow. The film received ire online from anti-feminist keyboard warriors, but the fact that in 2015 a film that literally spells out the fact that women “are not objects” is actually controversial is a sad indictment on society. The film’s feminist undertones and overtones are much-needed, frankly, but this film is much more than that. It looks spectacular - Miller’s heady universe is gothically beautiful, the (mostly practical) effects are jaw-dropping, and a brilliant cast play it straight when it lesser hands it could have been over the top. It is genuinely a work of genius, and proof that action films don’t need to be dumb or filled with CGI to work.

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CAMERON: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Now, I want to state that I am NOT fanboying over this by any means. This is a 100% NON BIASED #1, and I’ll explain why. There was not a film this year that I sat in the theater and became a 12-year-old kid again. This film is everything great about filmmaking! From story to visuals, The Force Awakens delivers on every single level. I won’t give away anything about the story, but it basically follows Rey as she discovers something interesting and meets Fin, an ex-Storm Trooper, and find themselves in the middle of something much bigger. J. J. Abrams absolutely impressed me with his directing, especially considering Fin, Po, and Rey are such young and new actors and actresses. Rey absolutely stole the film, but in a close second for me was Kylo Ren. With such a deep villain, it makes the entire story that much more interesting….and that ending…. all of you who have seen it know! This film is beyond good and that’s why it is the Best Film of 2015!

Best Movies of 2015 #2

For the first time ever we’re bringing you the best movies of 2015! This list is a bit different from our comic section in that we’re just picking the top five movies of the year and ever writer is getting their own pick. Without further ado, here’s the #2 movies.


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DAVE: The Martian

After the recent missteps of Prometheus and Exodus: Gods & Kings, Ridley Scott reminded everyone why his name is so revered with The Martian. Based upon the novel of the same name by Andy Weir, The Martian has hard science to go with its fiction, a rarity these days. The film stars Matt Damon as astronaut Mark Watney, a botanist who is stranded on Mars when a mission goes awry. Presumed dead by his mission commander Melissa Lewis (Jessica Chastain), Watney is forced to use his intelligence and ingenuity to survive on the hostile dead planet while awaiting rescue by NASA. Scott’s film is a cerebral, tense, sometimes funny and always hopeful look at humanity’s need and will to survive against the odds. It’s also a timely reminder to those who may have forgotten that, with the right material, Ridley Scott remains capable of great things.

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CAMERON: The Peanuts Movie

Originally when I saw this film I thought I was going to be disappointed, but I left the theater jaw dropped at how amazing this film was. The Peanuts is the classic story of Charlie Brown and the gang, and when a new girl moves into town, Charlie Brown is head over heels for her and will stop at nothing to try to impress her. The Peanuts movie is so genuine and captures everything great about being a kid. So many times films get caught up on nostalgia or paying tribute to previous films in a series, that they forget why we loved the films in the first place. The new Peanuts film felt brand new, but felt like previous films before. This movie is AMAZING and a must see and why it takes my #2 spot.

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DUSTIN: Mad Max: Fury Road

I went back and forth with myself on where to put this on my list. Is it the best and deserving of my number one spot or was it more of a second best? I’ll probably never be happy with my choice, but at the end of the day it lost out to my first pick because of replay value. I don’t know if I’ll ever really sit down and watch this film again or at least more than once. I loved it. I think it’s incredible filmmaking and shows the balance between practical and special effects. It also proved that movie audiences are interested in crazy characters that aren’t all glammed out on the screen. Really if I could cheat my own system I would put it at a tie for first, but I can’t. Gorgeous fucking movie though.

Best Movies of 2015 #3

For the first time ever we’re bringing you the best movies of 2015! This list is a bit different from our comic section in that we’re just picking the top five movies of the year and ever writer is getting their own pick. Without further ado, here’s the #3 movies.


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CAMERON: Mad Max: Fury Road

Most people would assume this would be on every and any best films of 2015 list. Mad Max was an incredible directing, cinematography, and visual effects feat! Mad Max is the 4th film in the Mad Max franchise. To be honest, I never have seen another Mad Max, which is somewhat of a crutch to watching this film. Mad Max is a very vague movie, with a simple storyline, which is my only gripe about it. Basically, Mad Max is captured and held as a life support for a man, who is searching for these women who have escaped from there rotting utopia. The escape led by Furiosa, is an insane journey when Mad Max gets into the mix. This film’s visual effects, cinematography, and breath taking stunts are what make this my #3 spot.

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DUSTIN: Anomalisa

Charlie Kaufman. Claymation.

I don’t really need to say more, but I will. Anomalisa (say like you’re saying “anomaly” and the name “Lisa”), is about a man that has become bored with life. Bored with the people that he meets in life. It’s actually way more complex than that and I don’t even really want to give you my impression of the film because there’s a lot to digest while watching. At the end you’ll either get the film or you’ll walk away with some misguided “2015” type impression of it. Personally, I thought it was incredible and the Claymation was incredible and realistic, but with a touch of style to it. It also has the most realistic sex scene in movie history. Claymation.

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DAVE: Inside Out

Surely the day must come soon where animated films can be considered for Best Picture nominations like their live action brethren. Certainly I doubt there would be many eyebrows raised if Pixar’s greatest achievement to date, Inside Out, was competing for the gong. Inside Out ostensibly follows the trials and tribulations of an 11-year-old girl Riley (Kaitlin Dias) as she is uprooted from her happy Midwest life and moved to San Francisco along with her parents. But Inside Out’s real story centers around the emotions that inhabit her brain: Joy (Amy Poehler), Anger (Lewis Black), Fear (Bill Hader), Disgust (Mandy Kaling) and Sadness (Phyliss Smith). As Riley tries - and fails - to adjust to a new city, a new house, and a new school we see the more negative emotions take control, and when an accident results in Joy and Sadness being ejected from the brain’s “control room”, the odd couple have to work together to get back in control of Riley’s emotional state to save her from the bumbling control of Anger, Fear and Disgust. Inside Out is a wonderful film that argues for the vital importance of sadness in an often happiness-obsessed culture. It’s one of the best films of the year, in fact of recent years - and it doesn’t need the “animated” caveat for that to be true.

Best Movies of 2015 #4

For the first time ever we’re bringing you the best movies of 2015! This list is a bit different from our comic section in that we’re just picking the top five movies of the year and ever writer is getting their own pick. Without further ado, here’s the #4 movies.


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DUSTIN: Turbo Kid

For a movie that was funded via crowdfunding, this film was pretty damn good. It knew what it was, it knew what it wanted to do and it worked within its own budget to accomplish those tasks. Was it the most incredible bit of filmmaking? No, but it was entertaining and had a look and style that was captivating and stayed with you.

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DAVE: Ex-Machina

Ex-Machina is the directorial debut of 28 Days Later writer Alex Garland, and it’s a rarity in today’s cinema landscape: grown up sci-fi that trades on questions over explosions and ideas over special effects. Not to say that what effects there are, such as the robot Ava (played with quiet perfection by Alicia Vikander) aren’t spectacular, but the film concentrates itself elsewhere. The plot concerns a genius young programmer (Domhall Gleeson) who is invited to spend a week at the mansion of his reclusive boss Nathan (Oscar Isaac), and perform tests upon the robot Ava to confirm if Nathan has indeed invented AI. Ex Machina draws strong performances from its three leads - in particular, a transformed and unrecognizable Isaac - and has a smart script with twists and turns that surprise but never feel forced. It might just restore your faith in sci-fi

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CAMERON: It Follows

Horror Films (excluding any film to do with James Wan) have been truly a lacking genre, but with the premiere of It Follows, I was blown away by the unsettling suspense, which was created, ending in a spectacular film. The constant reminder that it is always following you at all times, creating such an uneasy feeling, that the entire film I could help but be on the edge of my seat wondering where and when it would appear. The acting was incredible in this film, and the cinematography truly helped push along the plot with allowing things to be seen or not see at just the right moments. It Follows revamped indie horror films, and helped tell large studios what we REALLY want from horror film, and that’s why it takes my #4 spot.

Best Movies of 2015 #5

For the first time ever we’re bringing you the best movies of 2015! This list is a bit different from our comic section in that we’re just picking the top five movies of the year and ever writer is getting their own pick. Without further ado, here’s the #5 movies.


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DAVE: Going Clear: Scientology & The Prison of Belief

Writer-director Alex Gibney’s eye-opening documentary about Scientology is gruesomely fascinating. You won’t be able to look away as Gibney tracks the history of the “church” from the wonky utopian vision of science fiction writer and compulsive liar L. Ron Hubbard through to its present day incarnation as a celebrity fronted, tax-free “shell company”. Former members raise allegations of both mental and physical abuse which are shocking, but perhaps the most terrifying scene is archive footage of Tom Cruise, cackling like a maniac while rambling paranoically about “suppressive people”. After you watch Going Clear you won’t look at this religion (if that’s what it truly is) in the same way again.

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CAMERON: Insidious Chapter 3

This made my list for a lot of reasons. Being a 3rd film in a trilogy of horror puts you at quite a disadvantage, but not only that, the director was a first time director. IC3 is written and directed by Lea Whannel who wrote the other two Insidious films. IC3 is the story of Lin Shaye’s character, Elise and her coming out of retirement (fighting spirits basically) to help a young girl who thinks she is contacting her mother. This is also where she meets Specs and Tucker. This film hit every note for me. The humor was spot on and its sense of suspense and unknowing of when something could hit you next, really was bone chilling. I don’t like scary movies that are strictly jump scares. When you build suspense and then finally scare someone, it is almost painful, and Insidious Chapter 3 did that amazingly, which is why it earns by #5 spot.

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DUSTIN: Bone Tomahawk

This film was a Western on a budget. The cast was small, the locations were controlled, but at the end of the day it was incredibly successful in its execution. Kurt Russell and the other leads are fantastic. Each is their own character, with their own style of delivery. In particular, Matthew Fox’s character and delivery are memorable and one of the best performances of his career. It’s a Western with a Horror twist and yet it executes both genres in perfect tandem.

Review: Paper Girls #4

Brian K Vaughan's central  concept for Paper Girls initially appeared to be creating an 80s Spielberg sci-fi films like the Goonies or E.T. This idea had an immediate attraction both in terms of nostalgia and in terms of playing to Vaughan's strengths. However, four issues in, the nostalgic coming-of-age story is rapidly being replaced by a frenetic, inexplicable, and often shrill sci-fi action story. It's not a pleasant change as Paper Girls transitions from what appeared to be a breakout hit, to a much more typical, less interesting book. The issue opens up by introducing us to an old man who appears to be in charge of the armored faction of time travelers. In an incomprehensible sequence made worse by the odd speech patterns of the future-folk, he orders them to send in and 'editrix'. It's a short sequence but it's a blunt reminder that Vaughan has no interest in letting the reader understand what's going on. It might be forgivable as world-building of some sort, if it weren't for the fact that no character's motivations are yet clear, leaving the four lead girls with no opponent, simply confusion.

Paper-Girls-#4-1As for those girls, they have joined up with two cybernetic, time-traveling teenagers, Heck and Naldo, who claim to be able to cure Erin's bullet wound.  A trip through the tunnels to reach the boys ship is interrupted by the appearance of the afore-mentioned Editrix who appears to be sphere with square eyeball tentacles. All that should sound like a bit of a mess, not even mentioning oddly out-of-place mention of homosexuality and the final plot swerve.

All this should likely make me dislike Paper Girls #4 more than I actually do. The lead reason for this is Cliff Chiang whose talent for drawing beautiful scenes redeems even the strangest most disjointed sequences. The fight in the sewers becomes thrilling not because we are invested in any one element of the story but because it is amazing to look at with visual effects and a sense of movement second to none.

With Chiang's art smoothing over the book's many defects, a few bits of Vaughan's script that do in fact work become notable. One sequence illustrates a character's life flashing before her eyes entirely in terms of playing an 80s video game. It's a silly, personal moment of the type the book could use more of. Further, a scene where the girls discuss whether it's ok to trust the boys, not because they are time-travelling mutants but because they are teenagers.

With small character beats like this working so well, I wonder why Vaughan chose to launch straight into an epic sci-fi plot. It's not particularly entertaining, and while it gives the book a certain sense of forward momentum, it robs it of the room it needs for basic character development. I cannot at this point differentiate the four girls or describe any characteristic about them beyond Chiang's typically wonderful designs.

As it is, there is not enough good material in Paper Girls #4 to make it a good comic but still too much to make it a bad one. Things balance out around mediocre which is a shame considering the potential. Perhaps when the first arc has wrapped up, Vaughan can slow things down and craft a more intimate, warm story, but as is, the comic is rapidly becoming a chore to read.


Score:  2/5


Paper Girls #4 Writer: Brian K. Vaughan Artist: Cliff Chiang Publisher: Image Comics Price: $2.99 Release Date: 1/6/15 Format: Print, Digital

Review: Barb Wire #7

The most badass damsel in distress is back for more. Barb Wire #7 shows that although Barb has a lot of bite, it’s probably not enough to play with the big dogs (all men). Barb Wire had the Feds come down on her and she takes them through memory lane as she re-tells the story of how she found- and let go of- the criminal known as Avram Roman. Twelve years ago she found him and planned on cashing in the money, but after finding out her boss, the most Irish man that’s ever Irished in the history of all Ireland, wants to take Roman and cash the reward himself, she decides to let him go. Now that decision has come back around to haunt her and brought the Feds with her.

Barb-Wire-#7-1With a more streamlined story and a lot less fragmented than before, Barb Wire #7 continues to suffer from the same issues it had before. Barb Wire is depicted as a badass who won’t take shit from anybody, except when she’s dealing from shit from everyone else. Having read the entirety of the Wyvern Sotrmblüd saga and jumping into this issue, there still the overwhelming feeling that Barb is never in control of almost any situation, she continues to react to whatever problem is smashed in her path and most times, including in this issue, the only way out of those situations is when her male counterparts/mentors appear with a deus ex machina to save her day and keep the story going. When it she was dealing with Sotrmblüd, her brother came in with the gun that suppressed powers; in the flashbacks happening in this issue, she’s unable to get out of from O’Brien’s grasp had it not been for Hunter Saving her, and the pattern continues throughout this issue. She admits getting tips and being able to pay the bills because Roman fed her information. There is a prevalent notion that she needs a male character helping her out throughout the series.

And why just a male character? Because in this issue, there is only another female in the whole 22 pages of comic, and of course they have to fight each other… in an all out brawl that pins her and Roman against five of O’Brien’s goons, Roman is the one who takes on three people at once, and Barb takes on the one female in the group and manages to pepper spray the other dude who tries to fight her. In modern day comics, where female characters are and should be more and more empowered, this is unacceptable. Barb is a series that promised a badass woman in a badass men world who wasn’t gonna take shit from no one, instead Chris Warner delivered the idea that damsels in distress can also wear Slayer shirts and have 90s spiked hair in 2003. The art is sleek and sometimes too clean. everyone is perfectly chiseled and sculpted, even falling into Rob Liefeld face expressions, it fits the tone of a book that’s 20 years too late.

This is the first cover that showed what Barb Wire should be about, although she’s nearly naked in it, she’s not in those ridiculously compromising positions she was in before. She’s taking care of herself and giving no fucks. Making me wish that had been the tone of the book itself. Barb Wire #7 has a more straight-through line in the story, but unfortunately that showed the many many flaws of the book.


Score: 1/5


Barb Wire #7 Writer: Chris Warner Artist: Patrick Olliffe Inker: Tom Nguyen Colorist: Wes Dzioba Publisher: Barb Wire Price: $3.99 Release Date: 1/6/16 Format: Ongoing; Print/Digital

Review: The Last Contract #1

This is not an original plot. A run down ex-hitman is called back into duty by assassins from somewhere in the ambiguous fog that is his past.  But much as John Wick and Unforgiven, shit even Mean Girls, have proven in the past: great revenge plots make for great and enjoyable stories. The-Last-Contract-#1-1Remarkably, The Last Contract takes place entirely in Canada! If you’re like me then your first inclination is to make a Canada joke (that’s just how I appreciate things… by mocking them).  But the Canada in The Last Contract is not your “How did they get the name Canada? They put all the consonants in a hat and blindly drew them out in the following order: “C”, “eh!”, “N”, “eh!”, “D”, “eh!” Canada.  This is a seedy world, very well portrayed by Lisandro Estherren and Nick Guardia.

The coloring really stands out.  Much like certain films maintain a certain colored aesthetic (see any David Fincher movie ever) The Last Contract establishes and maintains a heavy tone throughout with great swath of deep blues peppered with red flares.  It just works.

Ed Brisson manages the tension particularly well in spots, denying our crusty old assassin Marley what he wants through some entertaining and cryptic banter, specifically a little moonlight convo by the water.  The story may flow a predictable path but it does so at an engaging pace.

This is not a story that takes itself too seriously and I mean that in a positive way.  Classic crime/revenge stories should be tongue in cheek, small details almost winking at the reader as if to remind you that you should be having fun while inside all these tense situations.  If issue #1 is any indication, this may not be a wholly original story but it sure ought to be a fun one.


Score: 3/5


The Last Contract #1 (of 4) Writer: Ed Brisson Artist: Lisandro Estherren Publisher: BOOM! Studios Price: $3.99 Release Date: 1/6/16 Format: Mini-Series; Print/Digital

Review: Archie #5

Reggie has arrived in all his jerky jerkness. After finally finding out what the #LipstickIncident was all about, With Mark Waid still at the helm and Veronica Fish taking over for art duties, Archie #5 becomes a one shot that sets the tone for all our character to interact with each other now that the have all been reintroduced. Betty and Jughead and full steam ahead to try and break the spell Veronica has over Archie, but there’s one problem; they have absolutely no idea how to go about it. Enter Reggie, former Richest kid in Riverdale and Bond Villain in the making. Betty and a reluctant Jughead will resort to him in order to hatch up a plan evil and effective enough to separate Veronica from her new redheaded lapdog. But it’ll come at a price.

Archie #5Archie as maintained consistent in how fresh it feels from issue to issue, transitioning out of  juggernaut Saga artist Fiona Staples seemed like it could have been a difficult task, yet they’ve proven to be shoes the follow-up artists are more than capable to fill. Veronica Fish shows off her skills by giving Reggie his most evil (and greatest) smiles yet. The dynamic with all three artist so far has been great, Archie comics have done a good job of keeping a similar style in the book but also one that shows off each one of the artists as puts their own take on each character, and they’ve all been taken under the experienced Mantle (pun definitely intended) of Mark Waid.

Waid has done a great thing with this book, he’s read many of the old comics and studied each one of them, he’s looked for the motivations of each one of the characters and what was the forces that drove those stories forward. He’s taken all of that, processed it, and delivered a fresh, updated Archie that feels appropriate for this day and age. Waid is preparing to deliver in 2016 what John Hughes delivered to the youth in the 80s. Characters that are realistic and relatable to today’s youth, and maintaining that silliness and fun qualities that make Archie comics unique.

Archie #5 is yet another great jumping-on point in a story that tells the reader it’s ok if you missed earlier issue, Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead… and Reggie will catch you up.


Score: 4/5


Archie #5 Writer: Mark Waid Artist: Veronica Fish Colorist: Andre Szymanowicz Publisher: Archie Comics Price: $3.99 Release Date: 1/6/16 Format: Ongoing; Print/Digital

Review: Kings and Canvas #0 & #1

The cover of Kings and Canvas issue zero features a dragon/millipede/lobster harassing a boxer atop a windswept cliff. What lies within the book is a skewed fantasy vision where pugilists are exalted, wandering heroes. If I wrote a detailed description of the Kings and Canvas #0 and #1 here, I'd be doing a disservice to you and to the book. Suffice to say (for now) this is a strange series that plays it straight very well. Every line, written or drawn, etches mystery into the fictional world. Every color choice begs your eye to linger just a while longer. The book smartly alludes to a greater air of fantasy while building its own realm set in an unrecognizable, but comprehensible America. Strange idioms and dialects mesh and clash. Technology and magic share casual places in human life. It all works well enough to convince you the cover image is completely logical. Kings-and-Canvas-#0-1Any zero issue has an uphill battle with its audience. Ostensibly the "zero" denotes an artificial jumping on point. It means this is where you learn the rules and tone of the series proper. At the same time the issue is presumed to be optional, providing new insight or clarification for an already running book. King and Canvas actually published zero before one, thus making the extra-long introduction most readers' first exposure to the comic's world. So, I suppose it is important for the sake of completeness. But it is crucial because of its quality.

In said zero issue we meet our protagonist, a very large and battle-weary prisoner called Mammoth. He's a complex, Conan-like figure, though he's no brute. Violence may be inherent to Mammoth's nature, but there's a keen philosopher's mind squirming in that ugly head of his. Issue zero has him spinning a yarn of a boxer’s great battle with a crafty lobster monster. And you easily get swept up in the tale. You feel whiplash when the comic interrupts its story-within-a-story to hit us with a dose of Mammoth's harsh reality. We learn about him and his personal outlook though the framing story as well as through the tale Mammoth tells his fellow inmates to pass time.

Issue one… is fine. It misses much of the whimsy of the previous story. Instead, Neil Kleid uses clever, self-aware dialog to expand Mammoth's personality and introduce a worthy foil. What's more, this issue shows our protagonist's physical limits, an important component to making him relatable. It succeeds in following directly from the events of issue zero, but does little else. As a first issue, it's a bit weak. Not much happens other than moving main characters into each other’s paths. It all goes by very quickly. And despite its charm, the story feels like a continuation rather than a significant story on its own. So, don't be fooled into thinking the two should be read out of order.

Kings-and-Canvas-#1-1Naturally, Kings and Canvas has a lot of fighting. The exaggerated, nearly comical quality of Jake Allen's art makes each blow brutal without devolving into excessive gore. Delightful touches pull you into the narrative and render its characters with expressive line work, both subtle and dynamic. For instance, the way a malevolent dragon hangs casually from fingers of rock in between matches tells you so much about the arrogance its opponent will have to conquer. People’s faces contort into exaggerated, twisted grimaces and beaming grins. Bodies similarly curve and thrust with manic energy. The scenes of boxing elevate the sport into something mythical and glorious.

It is a shame these two issues couldn't be fused into one. However, I can't imagine what would be cut. Kleid writes with great efficiency as he escorts us through his world with confidence. One minute you're puzzled by the nature of boxing as a heroic endeavor. The next, you're swept up in the terrible grace of an expert fighter trying to win his dignity from sometimes unworthy foes. Every panel matters. Every word counts.

Like a skilled fighter, Kings and Canvas wastes no motion and it hit with nearly every punch.


Score: 4/5 and 3/5


Kings and Canvas #0 and #1 Writer: Neil Kleid Artist: Jake Allen Colorist: Frank Reynoso Publisher: Monkeybrain Comics Price: $0.99 Release Date: 8/12/15 and 11/4/15 Format: Ongoing; Digital